"I know you're going through some tough times but you have your whole life ahead of you."

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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 15

Homer Alone

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 06, 1992 on FOX

Quotes


Eddie: She's locked in the car and refuses to move.

Chief Wiggum: Did you flash your lights?

Eddie: Yes.

Chief Wiggum: Well, I'm fresh out of ideas.










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Homer, is that you? What should I say? How about, ''Yes, it's me''? Yes, it's me.
Tell her you love her.
I love you very much.
[ Crowd ] Awww.










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Homer Alone (1992)

Quotes


Chief Wiggum: Don't you worry, Mr. Mayor. This little lady will be cracking rocks by the end of the week.

Mayor Quimby: Wiggum, you glorified night watchman, let her go!

Chief Wiggum: But... but she broke the law.

Mayor Quimby: Thanks for the civics lesson. Now listen: if Marge Simpson goes to jail, I can kiss the chick vote goodbye. And if I go down, you're gonna break my fall!

Chief Wiggum: Word to the wise, Quimby: don't write checks your butt can't cash.

Mayor Quimby: Hear me loud and clear, Wiggum: you bite me, I'll bite back!

Chief Wiggum: You talk the talk, Quimby, but do you walk the walk?










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Homer Alone (1992)

Quotes


Kent Brockman: Hello, this is Kent Brockman, reporting to you live from Arnie Pie's traffic copter. But let me assure you that this is no mere morning traffic report...

Arnie Pie: Hey!

Kent Brockman: Face the facts, Arnie.





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[ Kent Brockman: ] This reporter will be lowered in the sky harness for an exclusive interview.



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