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From: Kerry Burgess
To: hotline@dodig.mil; HQ-OIG-Counsel@mail.nasa.gov
Sent: Fri, December 11, 2009 3:09:40 PM
Subject: International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis-IBM-Barack Hussein Obama
To: hotline@dodig.mil; HQ-OIG-Counsel@mail.nasa.gov
From: Kerry W. Burgess (official United States federal undercover identity created to investigate and prosecute and convict the criminal activity against the legitimate operations of the U.S. Department of Defense and against the legitimate operations of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration; an identity completely compromised by forces hostile to the United States of America)
There are only two sides to mutiny.
You will follow my superior and lawful and direct orders. I guarantee that you will.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleet_Admiral_%28United_States%29
Fleet Admiral (United States)
Fleet Admiral of the United States Navy (FADM), or more commonly referred to as Fleet Admiral, is a five-star flag officer rank and is presently considered the highest possible rank in the United States Navy.
The insignia for Fleet Admiral comprises five stars in a pentagon design with a thick rank stripe, below four smaller stripes, on the service dress blue uniform.
The Fleet Admiral rank is reserved for war-time use only
From 6/19/1968 ( my 1st Medal of Honor and I am U.S. military fighter jet ace during the Vietnam War ) to 5/1/1973 ( my graduation from University of Oxford at Lincoln College includes law degree ) is: 1777 days
From 5/1/1973 ( my graduation from University of Oxford at Lincoln College includes law degree ) to 3/13/1978 ( U.S. Department of the Army Order 31-3 General Of The Armies applies to me personally and professionally as Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan U.S. Navy ) is: 1777 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_of_the_Armies
General of the Armies
General of the Armies and General of the Armies of the United States are the highest possible ranks in the United States Army.
After World War II, which saw the introduction of U.S. "5-star" officers who outranked Washington, both Congress and the President revisited the issue of Washington's rank. To maintain George Washington's proper position as the first Commanding General of the United States Army, he was appointed, posthumously, to the grade of General of the Armies of the United States by congressional joint resolution Public Law 94-479 January 19, 1976, approved by President Gerald R. Ford on October 11, 1976. The law established the grade as having "rank and precedence over all other grades of the Army, past or present,"clearly making it superior to General of the Army. The Department of the Army Order 31-3, issued on March 13, 1978 had an effective appointment date of July 4, 1976. The rank ensures that no United States military officer outranks George Washington
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102975/quotes
Memorable quotes for
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Federation President: Suppose you instigate a full scale war?
Colonel West: In that case, Mr. President, we can clean their chronometers.
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From 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) To 9/11/2001 ( New York City and Headquarters of the U.S. Department of Defense "The Pentagon" attacked by Microsoft-Corbis-IBM with massive fatalities and destruction ) is 4010 days
4010 = 2005 + 2005
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 1/10/1969 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series episode "Star Trek"::"Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" ) is 2005 days
From 12/12/1986 ( premiere US film "Class of Nuke 'Em High" ) To 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 1377 days
From 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) To 6/27/1994 ( I am the only survivor and the pilot of a plane crash that experienced several fatalities on that aircraft after the external mounted rocket-launched space satellite exploded under that aircraft due to Microsoft-Corbis-NASA terrorism sabotage ) is 1377 days
From 5/12/1965 ( date hijacked from me:I am active duty U.S. Navy aviator and U.S. Astronaut ) To 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 9261 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 11/22/1988 ( date hijacked from me:I was test pilot for the United States Air Force B-2 Spirit stealth bomber and the United States Air Force B-2 Spirit stealth bomber was publicly displayed for first time ) is 9261 days
From 10/9/1971 ( date hijacked from me:I am board-certified surgeon as Dr. Thomas Reagan M.D. ) To 3/30/1981 ( U.S. President Ronald Reagan shot and wounded in near-fatal assassination attempt ) is 3460 days
From 3/30/1981 ( U.S. President Ronald Reagan shot and wounded in near-fatal assassination attempt ) To 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 3460 days
From 6/15/1973 ( Neil Patrick Harris ) To 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 6305 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 6/7/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) is 6305 days
From 8/5/1930 ( date hijacked from me:Apollo 11 Eagle astronaut Neil Armstrong ) To 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 21960 days
21960 = 10980 + 10980
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 3/26/1989 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Quantum Leap"::series premiere episode "Genesis" features central figure "Dr. Sam Beckett" as time-dimension machine inventor and time-dimension traveler ) is 10980 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 11522 days
11522 = 5761 + 5761
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 12/10/1974 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "The Towering Inferno" ) is 5761 days
From 11/2/1975 ( date hijacked from me:I launch from Earth by myself to intercept the comet in the outer solar system ) To 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 5435 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 1/18/1974 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing on planet Venus and my documented and lawful exclusive claim to the territory of planet Venus ) is 5435 days
From 11/2/1975 ( date hijacked from me:I launch from Earth by myself to intercept the comet in the outer solar system ) To 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 5435 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 6/2/1978 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Capricorn One" ) is 5435 days
http://channel9.msdn.com/shows/History/The-History-of-Microsoft-1990/
The History of Microsoft - 1990
September 19, 1990
IBM reaffirms its relationship with Microsoft and extends its licensing arrangements for the Microsoft® MS-DOS®, Microsoft Windows®, and OS/2® products. Highlighted are a series of steps that have been taken to improve the efficiency and productivity of development efforts for MS-DOS and OS/2.
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708435/quotes
Memorable quotes for
"Star Trek"
Let That Be Your Last Battlefield (1969)
Captain James T. Kirk: Computer, this is Captain James Kirk of the U S S Enterprise; destruct sequence 1 code 1-1-a.
Computer voice: Voice and code 1-1-a verified & correct. Sequence 1 complete.
Captain James T. Kirk: Mr. Spock?
Mr. Spock: This is Commander Spock, Science Officer; destruct sequence number 2 code 1-1-a-2-b.
Computer voice: Voice and code verified & correct. Sequence 2 complete.
Captain James T. Kirk: Mr. Scott?
Lt. Cmdr. Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott: This is Lt. Cmdr. Scott, Chief Engineering officer of the U S S Enterprise. Destruct sequence number 3: code 1-b-2-b-3.
Computer voice: Voice and code 1-b-2-b-3 verified & correct destruct sequence completed and engaged. Awaiting final code for 30 second countdown.
Captain James T. Kirk: Mr. Spock, has the ship returned to the course set for it by my orders?
Mr. Spock: Negative captain, we are still headed directly for Cheron.
Mr. Spock: Destruct sequence engaged. Awaiting final code for 30 second countdown.
Captain James T. Kirk: Computer, this is Captain James Kirk of the U S S Enterprise; begin 30 second countdown. Code zero-zero-destruct-zero.
Computer voice: 30 seconds... 29... 28... 27...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708435/plotsummary
Plot Summary for
"Star Trek"
Let That Be Your Last Battlefield (1969)
While on a vital mission to decontaminate the entire planet Ariannus, where a terrible disease rages, the Enterprise suddenly encounters in rapid succession two small vessels, each with only one humanoid occupant which they take on board. The men are from a single planet, but of two genetically most improbable races, left and right halves of the skin being either white viz. black or the other way around. It turns out that Lokai is a refugee, belonging to the slave race which rose in rebellion and is therefore relentlessly chased throughout the galaxy, since many years, by commissioner Bele of the arrogant master race. Even on board their obsessional fight is resumed; Bele abuses his extraordinary mental power to force by his will the ship to deliver Lokai on their planet and thus delay its crucial mission far too long, leaving Kirk no other choice then bluff by starting the self-destruct sequence
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708435/
"Star Trek"
Let That Be Your Last Battlefield (1969)
Original Air Date: 10 January 1969 (Season 3, Episode 15)
William Shatner ... Captain James T. Kirk
http://www.cswap.com/1983/WarGames/cap/en/25fps/a/00_54
WarGames
:54:58
You used to work with Stephen Falken?
:55:00
I started as his assistant.
How d'you know?
:55:03
I read an article you wrote with him
on poker and nuclear war.
:55:06
Bluffing. Yeah,
that shook a few people up.
From 7/4/1976 ( I successfully diverted Comet Lucifer in the outer solar system ) to 11/22/1988 ( I was test pilot for the United States Air Force B-2 Spirit stealth bomber and the United States Air Force B-2 Spirit stealth bomber was publicly displayed for first time ) is: 4524 days
4524 = 2261 + 2261
From 3/4/1959 ( my birth date UK ) to 5/12/1965 ( I am active duty U.S. Navy aviator and U.S. Astronaut ) is: 2261 days
From 1/31/1964 ( I was Innsbruck Olympics gold medalist on this day ) to 11/22/1988 ( I was test pilot for the United States Air Force B-2 Spirit stealth bomber and the United States Air Force B-2 Spirit stealth bomber was publicly displayed for first time ) is: 9062 days
9062 = 4531 + 4531
From 3/4/1959 ( my birth date UK ) to 7/30/1971 ( I was Apollo 15 Falcon astronaut landing on Earth's moon ) is: 4531 days
http://www.af.mil/factsheets/factsheet.asp?fsID=82
Mission
The B-2 Spirit is a multi-role bomber capable of delivering both conventional and nuclear munitions. A dramatic leap forward in technology, the bomber represents a major milestone in the U.S. bomber modernization program. The B-2 brings massive firepower to bear, in a short time, anywhere on the globe through previously impenetrable defenses.
Features
Along with the B-52 and B-1B, the B-2 provides the penetrating flexibility and effectiveness inherent in manned bombers. Its low-observable, or "stealth," characteristics give it the unique ability to penetrate an enemy's most sophisticated defenses and threaten its most valued, and heavily defended, targets. Its capability to penetrate air defenses and threaten effective retaliation provides a strong, effective deterrent and combat force well into the 21st century.
Background
The first B-2 was publicly displayed on Nov. 22, 1988, when it was rolled out of its hangar at Air Force Plant 42, Palmdale, Calif. Its first flight was July 17, 1989.
From 7/21/1979 ( my wife Phoebe and I are married ) to 12/11/1997 ( by authority of my discovery by my physical presence at Jupiter moon Callisto in 1976 I approve this date as the official announcement that the Jupiter moon Callisto has oxygen at its surface ) is: 6718 days
6718 = 3359 + 3359
'33-59' ( my birth date US )
From 11/2/1975 ( I launched from Earth by myself to intercept Comet Lucifer in the outer solar system ) to 12/11/1997 ( by authority of my discovery by my physical presence at Jupiter moon Callisto in 1976 I approve this date as the official announcement that the Jupiter moon Callisto has oxygen at its surface ) is: 8075 days
From 3/4/1959 ( my birth date UK ) to 4/12/1981 ( I was the commander aboard the STS-1 Columbia spacecraft as Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan U.S. Navy ) is: 8075 days
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/1997/12/971211074040.htm
Oxygen Discovered At Callisto's Surface, Sulfur Dioxide Sources At Io
ScienceDaily (Dec. 11, 1997) — New data from a University of Colorado at Boulder instrument on board the Galileo spacecraft now at Jupiter indicates one of its four large moons, Callisto, has oxygen on its surface
From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 7/20/1969 ( I was Apollo 11 Eagle astronaut landing on Earth's moon ) is: 3792 days
From 7/20/1969 ( I was Apollo 11 Eagle astronaut landing on Earth's moon ) to 12/7/1979 ( premiere US film "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" ) is: 3792 days
From 5/1/1967 ( my first flight by myself as jet pilot and as active duty U.S. Naval Aviator and U.S. Astronaut ) to 12/7/1979 ( premiere US film "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" ) is: 4603 days
From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 10/9/1971 ( I am board-certified surgeon as Dr. Thomas Henry Allyn Reagan, M.D. ) is: 4603 days
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079945/
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Release Date: 7 December 1979 (USA)
Plot Outline: When a destructive space entity is spotted approaching Earth, Admiral Kirk resumes command of the Starship Enterprise in order to intercept, examine, and hopefully stop it.
http://www.cswap.com/1979/Star_Trek:_The_Motion_Picture/cap/en/25fps/a/01_50
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
1:51:10
- Engineering.
- Scott here.
1:51:13
Mr. Scott, be prepared to execute
Starfleet order 2-0-0-5.
1:51:18
When, sir?
1:51:21
On my command.
1:51:22
Aye, sir.
1:51:26
Why has the captain
ordered self-destruct, sir?
1:51:29
I would say, lass,
because he thinks...
1:51:31
he hopes that when we go up,
we'll take the intruder with us.
1:51:36
Will we?
1:51:37
When that much matter and antimatter
are brought together...
1:51:40
oh, yes, we will indeed.
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http://www.planet4589.org/space/jsr/back/news.206
In June, the first launch of an advanced Pegasus XL from the L-1011 Stargazer carrier plane ended in failure; the cause has been identified as aerodynamic problems due to faulty hydro simulations (no wind tunnel testing was done).
http://www.satobs.org/seesat/Jun-1996/0230.html
"*Stargazer* is a specially modified Lockheed Martin L-1011 TriStar jumbo jet that's based at Meadows Field in Bakersfield," stated Jim Spellman, executive director for the National Space Society's Western Spaceport Chapter in Kern, Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo county.
"It was named by OSC team members in honor of the first 'starship' commanded by fictional character Captain Jean-Luc Picard from the *Star Trek: The Next Generation* television series," Spellman added. The aircraft serves as the "first stage" by carrying the Pegasus XL rocket up to its 40,000 foot release point over the Pacific Ocean near Vandenberg AFB in Santa Barbara county.
"Upon release from *Stargazer* and a five-second freefall, the Pegasus XL's solid propellant rocket ignites
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http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F23.html
You Only Move Twice
Original airdate in U.S.: 3-Nov-96
At work, Homer's wearing his Tom Landry hat and coaching his team, but they're quite exhausted from the work he's asking from them. From experience, Homer knows that fatigue requires only one solution: hammocks. He goes straight to his "boss".
Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There?
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
Hank: That's right.
-- "You Only Move Twice"
Hank's secretary tells him they're ready for the linkup.
Hank: Uh, Homer, one second. I gotta take care of this. Very important. Be right back.
Homer: Fine.
[Hank's map of the world reveals a giant viewscreen, on which appears the UN staff]
Hank: Good afternoon, gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the Doomsday Device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold or you'll face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this.
[activates a remote]
[an explosion occurs near the UN building]
Man 1: Oh, my God, the 59th Street bridge!
Man 2: Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
Man 1: We can't take that chance.
Man 2: You always say that. I want to take a chance.
Hank: Collapsed on its own? You, sh... You have 72 hours. See ya.
[to Homer]
Back to the hammocks, my friend. You know, there's a little place called Mary Ann's Hammocks. The nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets in the hammock with you. [laughs] I'm just kidding.
Homer: Oh.
Hank: You know who invented the hammock, Homer?
Homer: No.
Hank: That's something for you to do. Find that out.
-- Hammocks and world domination, "You Only Move Twice"
"Space: Above and Beyond"
"The Farthest Man From Home"
October 1, 1995
Episode 2 DVD:
05:39
Lt. Nathan West: Well, we can't have the aliens getting credit for a kill they didn't earn.
TV Announcer: Next on the History Network, Planes of Yesterday.
"Space: Above and Beyond"
"The Farthest Man From Home"
October 1, 1995
Episode 2 DVD:
00:02:52
Survivor: I'm the farthest man from home! I'm the farthest man from home! I'm the farthest man from home! I'm the farthest man from home!
[ Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis partners employees contractors lawyers managers of any capacity as criminal accomplices and that are active unlawful obstructions, combinations, or assemblages, or rebellion against the authority of the United States that actively make it impracticable to enforce the laws of the United States in the United States and in the Severely Treasonous and Criminally Rebellious State of Washington by the ordinary course of judicial proceedings ]
From 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) To 9/11/2001 ( New York City and Headquarters of the U.S. Department of Defense "The Pentagon" attacked by Microsoft-Corbis-IBM with massive fatalities and destruction ) is 4010 days
4010 = 2005 + 2005
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 1/10/1969 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series episode "Star Trek"::"Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" ) is 2005 days
From 12/12/1986 ( premiere US film "Class of Nuke 'Em High" ) To 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 1377 days
From 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) To 6/27/1994 ( I am the only survivor and the pilot of a plane crash that experienced several fatalities on that aircraft after the external mounted rocket-launched space satellite exploded under that aircraft due to Microsoft-Corbis-NASA terrorism sabotage ) is 1377 days
From 5/12/1965 ( date hijacked from me:I am active duty U.S. Navy aviator and U.S. Astronaut ) To 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 9261 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 11/22/1988 ( date hijacked from me:I was test pilot for the United States Air Force B-2 Spirit stealth bomber and the United States Air Force B-2 Spirit stealth bomber was publicly displayed for first time ) is 9261 days
From 10/9/1971 ( date hijacked from me:I am board-certified surgeon as Dr. Thomas Reagan M.D. ) To 3/30/1981 ( U.S. President Ronald Reagan shot and wounded in near-fatal assassination attempt ) is 3460 days
From 3/30/1981 ( U.S. President Ronald Reagan shot and wounded in near-fatal assassination attempt ) To 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 3460 days
From 6/15/1973 ( Neil Patrick Harris ) To 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 6305 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 6/7/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) is 6305 days
From 8/5/1930 ( date hijacked from me:Apollo 11 Eagle astronaut Neil Armstrong ) To 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 21960 days
21960 = 10980 + 10980
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 3/26/1989 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Quantum Leap"::series premiere episode "Genesis" features central figure "Dr. Sam Beckett" as time-dimension machine inventor and time-dimension traveler ) is 10980 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 11522 days
11522 = 5761 + 5761
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 12/10/1974 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "The Towering Inferno" ) is 5761 days
From 11/2/1975 ( date hijacked from me:I launch from Earth by myself to intercept the comet in the outer solar system ) To 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 5435 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 1/18/1974 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing on planet Venus and my documented and lawful exclusive claim to the territory of planet Venus ) is 5435 days
From 11/2/1975 ( date hijacked from me:I launch from Earth by myself to intercept the comet in the outer solar system ) To 9/19/1990 ( Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is IBM & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 5435 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 6/2/1978 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Capricorn One" ) is 5435 days
http://channel9.msdn.com/shows/History/The-History-of-Microsoft-1990/
The History of Microsoft - 1990
September 19, 1990
IBM reaffirms its relationship with Microsoft and extends its licensing arrangements for the Microsoft® MS-DOS®, Microsoft Windows®, and OS/2® products. Highlighted are a series of steps that have been taken to improve the efficiency and productivity of development efforts for MS-DOS and OS/2.
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0090849/
Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986)
Release Date: 12 December 1986 (USA)
Plot: The pupils at a high school next to a nuclear power plant start acting and looking strange after buying contaminated drugs from a plant worker.
From 6/28/1992 ( Racketeering Mob Organization and Terrorist Organization that is IBM & Racketeering Mob Organization and International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) To 9/11/2001 ( New York City and Pentagon attacked by Microsoft-Corbis with massive fatalities and destruction ) is 3362 days
3362 = 1681 + 1681
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 2/21/1968 ( premiere US TV series episode "Lost in Space"::"The Flaming Planet" ) is 1681 days
From 6/28/1992 ( Racketeering Mob Organization and Terrorist Organization that is IBM & Racketeering Mob Organization and International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) To 9/11/2001 ( New York City and Pentagon attacked by Microsoft-Corbis with massive fatalities and destruction ) is 3362 days
3362 = 1681 + 1681
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 2/21/1968 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series episode "The Beverly Hillbillies"::"Jethro Proposes" ) is 1681 days
From 6/28/1992 ( Racketeering Mob Organization and Terrorist Organization that is IBM & Racketeering Mob Organization and International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) To 9/11/2001 ( New York City and Pentagon attacked by Microsoft-Corbis with massive fatalities and destruction ) is 3362 days
3362 = 1681 + 1681
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 10/9/1963 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series episode "The Beverly Hillbillies"::"Granny's Garden" ) is 1681 days
From 4/15/1983 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series episode "Dallas"::"Things Ain't Goin' Too Good at Southfork" ) To 6/28/1992 ( Racketeering Mob Organization and Terrorist Organization that is IBM & Racketeering Mob Organization and International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 3362 days
From 6/28/1992 ( Racketeering Mob Organization and Terrorist Organization that is IBM & Racketeering Mob Organization and International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) To 9/11/2001 ( New York City and Pentagon attacked by Microsoft-Corbis with massive fatalities and destruction ) is 3362 days
From 8/5/1930 ( date hijacked from me:NASA Apollo 11 Eagle astronaut Neil Armstrong ) To 6/28/1992 ( Racketeering Mob Organization and Terrorist Organization that is IBM & Racketeering Mob Organization and International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 22608 days
22608 = 11304 + 11304
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 6/27/1994 ( I am the pilot and the only survivor of a plane crash that experienced many fatalities on that aircraft after the external mounted rocket-launched space satellite exploded under that aircraft ) is 11304 days
From 1/25/1970 ( premiere US film "MASH" features starring figure "Dr. Benjamin 'Hawkeye' Pierce" ) To 4/12/1981 ( date hijacked from me:I was the commander aboard the STS-1 Columbia spacecraft as Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan U.S. Navy ) is 4095 days
From 4/12/1981 ( date hijacked from me:I was the commander aboard the STS-1 Columbia spacecraft as Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan U.S. Navy ) To 6/28/1992 ( Racketeering Mob Organization and Terrorist Organization that is IBM & Racketeering Mob Organization and International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 4095 days
From 5/1/1973 ( date hijacked from me:my graduation from University of Oxford at Lincoln College includes law degree ) To 6/28/1992 ( Racketeering Mob Organization and Terrorist Organization that is IBM & Racketeering Mob Organization and International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 6998 days
6998 = 3499 + 3499
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 2/12/1973 ( date hijacked from me:Operation Homecoming begins and I was the lead C-141A pilot transporting home the American POWs ) is 3499 days
http://www.chron.com/CDA/archives/archive.mpl?id=1992_1064379
HOUSTON CHRONICLE ARCHIVES
Paper: HOUSTON CHRONICLE
Date: MON 06/29/1992
Microsoft, IBM agree to end operating system feud
By ROY ASFAR
Reuters News Service
NEW YORK -- Two of the giants of the computer world, software house Microsoft Corp. and International Business Machines Corp., said Sunday they have agreed to end a long-running feud over their competing software operating systems.
The two companies said they reached agreements on royalties and licenses related to IBM's OS/2 and Microsoft's Windows operating systems, which will basically allow the two companies to go their separate ways.
"Basically we're agreeing on how to unravel ourselves from the (September 1990) contract," Steve Ballmer, executive vice president of worldwide sales for Microsoft, told Reuters.
The 1990 contract governed plans by IBM and Microsoft to jointly build an operating system that goes beyond the MS/DOS system, which was introduced in 1981 for the IBM personal computer.
A computer's operating system provides the basic rules for how a computer functions. Microsoft, whose software controlled the first IBM PCs in the early 1980s, has become the dominant force in such software.
In the agreement, IBM and Microsoft said they will agree to license each other for operating system patents currently held by the other. Microsoft will also make an undisclosed cash payment to Armonk, N.Y.-based IBM.
David Wu, an analyst with SG Warburg, said the breakup will not hurt IBM or Microsoft.
"Looking down the road, a formal divorce after September 1993 would not be harmful to either party," he said.
http://www.tv.com/Lost+in+Space/The+Flaming+Planet/episode/125294/summary.html
Lost in Space
Season 3, Episode 22
The Flaming Planet
Air Date
February 21, 1968
Dr. Smith disposes of a plant that has grown out of control, however, the plant manages to attach itself to the Jupiter 2. The plant apparently believes that Dr. Smith is its mother. Meanwhile, the ship is attacked by a brave space warrior.
http://www.tv.com/Lost+in+Space/The+Flaming+Planet/episode/125294/trivia.html
Lost in Space
Season 3, Episode 22
The Flaming Planet
Air Date
February 21, 1968
Quotes
Will: We have one chance, Dr. Smith. If Dad's plan works, our entry into the planet's atmosphere will set the vegetation on the ship afire, killing it.
Dr. Smith: And possibly us into the bargain! Suppose the gravitational pull of this unknown world is too strong for us?
Maj. West: In that case, Smith, your miserable life will come to a merciful end.
http://www.tv.com/Lost+in+Space/The+Flaming+Planet/episode/125294/trivia.html
Lost in Space
Season 3, Episode 22
The Flaming Planet
Air Date
February 21, 1968
Quotes
Maj. West: (Just after the Sobram missile attacks against the Jupiter 2 have stopped) Did you know I once studied to be an architect?
Prof. Robinson: Now that's much too dangerous an occupation, Major. You fall off a forty story building, and whamo!
http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-3892790.html
How Soviets steal U.S. high-tech secrets; the KGB uses blackmail, bribery and deception to plunder U.S. technology worth billions to Moscow.
Article from:U.S. News & World Report Article date:August 12, 1985Author:Dudney, Robert S.
In Moscow's espionage offensive against the United States, no prize is more valued than secrets of America's high technology.
Like his predecessors, Kremlin chief Mikhail Gorbachev counts on pilfered American industrial secrets to help rescue the Soviet Union from economic stagnation and to keep pace in the superpowe arms race.
No fewer than 2,000 intelligence agents, smugglers and international middlemen are at work for Moscow around the globe obtaining everything from sophisticated computers to pinhead-size microchips in a no-holds-barred offensive where stakes are high, payoffs handsome and personal risks relatively small.
From 1/27/1994 ( Claude Akins - deceased ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 1392 days
From 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) To 9/11/2001 ( New York City and Headquarters of the U.S. Department of Defense "The Pentagon" attacked by Microsoft-Corbis-George Bush-Al Gore with massive fatalities and destruction ) is 1392 days
From 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) To 9/11/2001 ( New York City and Headquarters of the U.S. Department of Defense "The Pentagon" attacked by Microsoft-Corbis-George Bush-Al Gore with massive fatalities and destruction ) is 1392 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 12/25/1962 ( premiere US film "To Kill a Mockingbird" ) is 1392 days
From 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) To 9/11/2001 ( New York City and Headquarters of the U.S. Department of Defense "The Pentagon" attacked by Microsoft-Corbis-George Bush-Al Gore with massive fatalities and destruction ) is 1392 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 12/24/1962 ( premiere US cinema "Calling Dr. Woodpecker" ) is 1392 days
From 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) To 9/11/2001 ( New York City and Headquarters of the U.S. Department of Defense "The Pentagon" attacked by Microsoft-Corbis-George Bush-Al Gore with massive fatalities and destruction ) is 1392 days
1392 = 696 + 696
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 1/27/1961 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series episode "The Twilight Zone"::"The Invaders" ) is 696 days
From 9/12/1964 ( date hijacked from me:I am United States Navy officer ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 5 days 9 weeks 33 years
'59-33' ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US )
From 7/28/1914 ( World War 1 begins ) To 3/24/1956 ( International Terrorist against the U.S. federal government and International Terrorist Organization Leader at Microsoft that is Steve Ballmer a.k.a. "Doughboy" and a.k.a. "Trash Can Man" is a cowardly violent criminal and actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) is 15215 days
From 3/24/1956 ( International Terrorist against the U.S. federal government and International Terrorist Organization Leader at Microsoft that is Steve Ballmer a.k.a. "Doughboy" and a.k.a. "Trash Can Man" is a cowardly violent criminal and actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 15215 days
From 1/17/1964 ( International Terrorist violently against the U.S. federal government that is Michelle Obama actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S federal government ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 12360 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 1/3/1993 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"::series premiere episode "Emissary" ) is 12360 days
From 7/3/1985 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Back to the Future" featuring central figure and time traveler "Marty McFly" and time-travel machine inventor and time traveler "Dr. Brown" ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 4522 days
4522 = 2261 + 2261
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 5/12/1965 ( date hijacked from me:I am active duty U.S. Navy aviator and U.S. Astronaut ) is 2261 days
From 7/3/1985 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Back to the Future" featuring central figure and time traveler "Marty McFly" and time-travel machine inventor and time traveler "Dr. Brown" ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 4522 days
4522 = 2261 + 2261
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 9/23/1969 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Marcus Welby, M.D." ) is 2261 days
From 1/29/1940 ( date hijacked from me:actress Katharine Ross starring role 1980 film "The Final Countdown" as "Laurel Scott" ) To 12/24/1968 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 8 astronaut in orbit of Earth's moon ) is 10557 days
From 12/24/1968 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 8 astronaut in orbit of Earth's moon ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 10557 days
From 2/17/1965 ( date hijacked from me:I am active duty U.S. Navy SEAL ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 11963 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 12/3/1991 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country" ) is 11963 days
From 5/1/1967 ( date hijacked from me:my first flight by myself as jet pilot and as active duty U.S. Naval Aviator and U.S. Astronaut ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 11160 days
11160 = 5580 + 5580
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 10/25/1978 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Halloween" ) is 5580 days
http://science.ksc.nasa.gov/shuttle/missions/sts-87/mission-sts-87.html
STS-87 (88)
Columbia (24)
88th Shuttle Mission
24th Flight OV-102
Crew:
Kevin R. Kregel (3), Commander
Steven W. Lindsey (1), Pilot
Winston E. Scott (2), Mission Specialist
Kalpana Chawla (1), Mission Specialist
Takao Doi (1), (NASDA) Mission Specialist
Leonid K. Kadenyuk(1), (NSAU) Payload Specialist
Launch November 19, 1997 14:46 EST.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalpana_Chawla
Kalpana Chawla
Nationality American
Born March 17, 1962
Karnal, Haryana, India
Died February 1, 2003
Previous occupation Research Scientist
Missions STS-87, STS-107
Kalpana Chawla (March 17, 1962 – February 1, 2003), was an Indian-American scientist and a NASA astronaut. She was one of seven crewmembers killed in the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster.
Her first space mission began on November 19, 1997 as part of the six astronaut crew that flew the Space Shuttle Columbia flight STS-87. Chawla was the first Indian-born woman and the second person of Indian origin to fly in space, following cosmonaut Rakesh Sharma who flew in 1984 in a Soviet spacecraft. On her first mission Chawla travelled over 10.4 million miles in 252 orbits of the earth, logging more than 360 hours in space. During STS-87, she was responsible for deploying the Spartan Satellite which malfunctioned, necessitating a spacewalk by Winston Scott and Takao Doi to capture the satellite.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takao_Doi
Takao Doi
NASDA/JAXA Astronaut
Born September 18, 1954
Other occupation Engineer
Missions STS-87, STS-123
Takao Doi (born September 18, 1954) is a Japanese astronaut and a veteran of two NASA space shuttle missions.
Doi flew as a mission specialist aboard STS-87 in 1997, during which he became the first Japanese astronaut to conduct a spacewalk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Kadeniuk
Leonid Kadeniuk
Astronaut
Born January 28, 1951
Klishkivtsi, Ukraine
Other occupation Test Pilot
Rank Major General, UAF
Missions STS-87
Leonid Kostyantynovych Kadenyuk, born 28 January 1951 in Klishkivtsi, Chernivtsi Oblast of the Ukrainian SSR) is the first and as of 2005[update] the only astronaut of independent Ukraine. He made his flight on NASA's Columbia in 1997 as part of the international mission STS-87.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STS-87
STS-87
Mission name STS-87
Space shuttle Columbia
Launch date November 19, 1997
Landing December 5, 1997
STS-87 was a Space Shuttle mission launched from KSC pad 39-B on November 19, 1997. It was the 88th flight of the Space Shuttle, and the 24th flight of Columbia. The mission goals were to conduct experiments using the United States Microgravity Payload (USMP-4), to conduct 2 EVAs, and to deploy the SPARTAN-201 experiment.
Crew
Commander Kevin R. Kregel
Third spaceflight
Pilot Steven W. Lindsey
First spaceflight
Mission Specialist 1 Winston E. Scott
Second spaceflight
Mission Specialist 2 Kalpana Chawla
First spaceflight
Mission Specialist 3 Takao Doi, JAXA
First spaceflight
Payload Specialist Leonid Kadeniuk, NSAU
First spaceflight
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In "Generations," they filmed that orbital skydiving with Kirk but then cut it from the movie that was released. I am wondering if that was planned because of STS-1 in 1981. From what I've read, the shuttle crew discussed abandoning the shuttle but they did not do that obviously. Maybe that is why the orbital skydiving scene was filmed but not included with the release.
For the past several hours, I have been examining my memory for anything that could represent me falling out of the Columbia as it landed during STS-1, assuming that something such as that did occur to me.
There was that time in France where I walked off the wrong side of the train because I was drunk and didn't even realize I had fallen until I was face down in the dirt.
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Scott was on STS-87 also. I suspect I was also on -87 because it is '78' reversed. If any of the crew names are an alias for me, it would probably be "Lindsey." There was also an astronaut from Ukraine onboard as well, which seems important. Aha...That was the first flight Kalpana was on. I have been feeling more and more angry as I think about her being lost with the others on Columbia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STS-87
Mission: STS-87
Shuttle: Columbia
Launch: November 19, 1997
Landing: December 5, 1997
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I have this notion that I was on STS-87 and it is curious that they have this imagery of the country of Chad as I think something happened to me there.
http://spaceflight1.nasa.gov/gallery/images/shuttle/sts-87/html/sts087-717-075.html
STS087-717-075 (19 November – 5 December 1997) --- Featured in this view is the Tibesti Massif in northern Chad in central Saharan Africa is a very large mountain range of old, dark, hard rocks, which is surrounded by sand seas.
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http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F01.html
Rosebud
Original airdate in N.A.: 21-Oct-93
It is a dark night outside the Burns Mansion.
An armed guard keeps watch outside Mr. Burns' window, chanting as they march. Smithers appears at a window and hushes them, and they resume their chant more quietly.
Mr. Burns is in bed, but he is restless and fitful. He thinks back to a winter in his childhood...he remembers playing with a stuffed bear and singing. "I'm the happiest boy there is, aren't I, Bobo?" he asks it, kissing it. His parents watch him as he plays.
A limousine pulls up, and a figure in the shadow converses with the parents. "Happy! Come here, Happy!" beckons his Mother. "Yes, Mumsy?"
"Happy, would you like to continue living with us, your loving natural parents," his father queries, "or would you rather live with this twisted, loveless billionaire?" Happy drops his bear and runs into the limousine, donning sunglasses and proclaiming, "Let's roll!" But his father calls out to the speeding limo, "Wait! You forgot your bear, a symbol of your lost youth and innocence!"
Father: [sigh] Oh well. At least we still have his little brother George.
George: [singing] Bwa bwa bwa bwa, Oh the sun shines bright on my old Kentucky Home, Bwa bwa bwa bwa...[spoken] Trust me, it'll be funny when I'm an old man.
-- Timeless classics, "Rosebud"
Back in the present, Burns holds a glass ball with a snowstorm scene in his hand. "I want my teddy," he groans, and drops the ball. It shatters, although the balls are NEV-R-BREAK brand Snow Globes. "Bobo," Mr. Burns calls out weakly. Smithers walks in.
Burns: Oh, it's you. The bedpan's under my pillow.
Smithers: [hesitantly] Who's Bobo, sir?
Burns: Bobo? Er, um, I meant...Lobo! Er, Sheriff Lobo, they never should have cancelled that show.
-- What were they thinking?, "Rosebud"
Smithers mentions that the preparation for Burns' birthday have begun. Burns laments that he won't get what he wants, and Smithers sympathizes, imagining a naked Mr. Burns breaking out of a birthday cake and singing "Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers..." Smithers groans in pleasure at the thought.
In the Simpsons' bed, it seems that Homer, too, is calling out for "Sheriff Lobo" to be brought back. He wakes up and screams. Marge asks what's wrong, and Homer points at the calendar. It's Mr. Burns' birthday today! Marge doesn't see what's wrong with that, and Homer explains that every time Mr. Burns has a birthday, all his employees have to help out at the party. "And I always get some terrible job," Homer whines, recalling his turn at holding the pinata while Mr. Burns swings at it, blindfolded.
That day at work, Homer is surrounded by howls of derisive laughter as he tries to remove the coat hanger that's stuck in his shirt. "It's not funny," says Homer petulantly, "and the one in my pants really hurts."
Mr. Burns watches the spectacle on his monitors.
Burns: That man who's getting all those laughs, Smithers...who is he?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir, one of the carbon blobs from sector 7-G, but I don't think --
Burns: I want this Simpson fellow to perform comedy at my party. I must harness his fractured take on modern life.
Smithers: Fine, sir. I'll get him started on some snappy Sinbad-esque material.
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/4F02.html
Treehouse of Horror VII
Original airdate in U.S.: 27-Oct-96
The next day, Kodos announces the result: "All hail, President Kang."
The field in front of the Capitol has now become a working ground where humans are whipped by aliens and used to carry materials.
The Simpsons family is working too, with Homer and the kids carrying wood, and Marge pushing a wheelbarrow of cinderblocks -- with Maggie on top.
Marge: I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of.
Homer: Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F05.html
King-Size Homer
Original airdate in N.A.: 5-Nov-95
Bart: Hey, Homer, you promised Mom you wouldn't wear your dress outside.
Homer: Nuts to that. I'm going to the movies.
Lisa: Shouldn't you be working?
Homer: I've got someone to cover for me. [Camera shows drinking bird repeatedly pressing 'Y' on the keyboard.]
http://www.cswap.com/1980/The_Final_Countdown/cap/en/2_Parts/b/00_24
The Final Countdown
:24:49
I'll wait outside
while you change.
:24:51
Please, I really don't want to
be left alone right now.
:24:56
I'll just be a minute.
:25:05
Just exactly what is it you do
for the senator, Miss Scott?
:25:07
I work for him, Commander.
:25:11
I'd like to think I'm more
than just a secretary.
:25:13
I write most of his speeches,
and in general, I'm his assistant.
:25:18
It's quite an accomplishment
for a woman in your day...
:25:20
this day and age.
:25:22
Let me tell you something.
I'm ambitious and very capable.
:25:26
That's a combination
that's not much appreciated.
:25:29
It's a man's world.
I'm sure you'll agree.
:25:33
It certainly is, Miss Scott.
http://www.tv.com/the-twilight-zone/the-invaders/episode/12635/recap.html
The Twilight Zone
Season 2, Episode 15
The Invaders
Air Date
January 27, 1961
An old woman in an isolated farmhouse encounters tiny, hostile aliens.
http://www.tv.com/the-twilight-zone/the-invaders/episode/12635/trivia.html
The Twilight Zone
Season 2, Episode 15
The Invaders
Air Date
January 27, 1961
Quotes
The Spaceman: Central Control...come in Central Control. Do you read me? Gresham is dead! Repeat, Gresham is dead! The ship's destroyed. Incredible race of giants here. Race of giants. No, Central Control. No counterattack. Repeat, no counterattack. Too much for us. Too powerful. Stay away. Gresham and I...we're finished! Finished! Stay away. Stay away...
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From 1/27/1994 ( Claude Akins - deceased ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 1392 days
From 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) To 9/11/2001 ( New York City and Headquarters of the U.S. Department of Defense "The Pentagon" attacked by Microsoft-Corbis-George Bush-Al Gore with massive fatalities and destruction ) is 1392 days
From 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) To 9/11/2001 ( New York City and Headquarters of the U.S. Department of Defense "The Pentagon" attacked by Microsoft-Corbis-George Bush-Al Gore with massive fatalities and destruction ) is 1392 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 12/25/1962 ( premiere US film "To Kill a Mockingbird" ) is 1392 days
From 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) To 9/11/2001 ( New York City and Headquarters of the U.S. Department of Defense "The Pentagon" attacked by Microsoft-Corbis-George Bush-Al Gore with massive fatalities and destruction ) is 1392 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 12/24/1962 ( premiere US cinema "Calling Dr. Woodpecker" ) is 1392 days
From 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) To 9/11/2001 ( New York City and Headquarters of the U.S. Department of Defense "The Pentagon" attacked by Microsoft-Corbis-George Bush-Al Gore with massive fatalities and destruction ) is 1392 days
1392 = 696 + 696
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 1/27/1961 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series episode "The Twilight Zone"::"The Invaders" ) is 696 days
From 9/12/1964 ( date hijacked from me:I am United States Navy officer ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 5 days 9 weeks 33 years
'59-33' ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US )
From 7/28/1914 ( World War 1 begins ) To 3/24/1956 ( International Terrorist against the U.S. federal government and International Terrorist Organization Leader at Microsoft that is Steve Ballmer a.k.a. "Doughboy" and a.k.a. "Trash Can Man" is a cowardly violent criminal and actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) is 15215 days
From 3/24/1956 ( International Terrorist against the U.S. federal government and International Terrorist Organization Leader at Microsoft that is Steve Ballmer a.k.a. "Doughboy" and a.k.a. "Trash Can Man" is a cowardly violent criminal and actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 15215 days
From 1/17/1964 ( International Terrorist violently against the U.S. federal government that is Michelle Obama actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S federal government ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 12360 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 1/3/1993 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"::series premiere episode "Emissary" ) is 12360 days
From 7/3/1985 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Back to the Future" featuring central figure and time traveler "Marty McFly" and time-travel machine inventor and time traveler "Dr. Brown" ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 4522 days
4522 = 2261 + 2261
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 5/12/1965 ( date hijacked from me:I am active duty U.S. Navy aviator and U.S. Astronaut ) is 2261 days
From 7/3/1985 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Back to the Future" featuring central figure and time traveler "Marty McFly" and time-travel machine inventor and time traveler "Dr. Brown" ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 4522 days
4522 = 2261 + 2261
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 9/23/1969 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Marcus Welby, M.D." ) is 2261 days
From 1/29/1940 ( date hijacked from me:actress Katharine Ross starring role 1980 film "The Final Countdown" as "Laurel Scott" ) To 12/24/1968 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 8 astronaut in orbit of Earth's moon ) is 10557 days
From 12/24/1968 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 8 astronaut in orbit of Earth's moon ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 10557 days
From 2/17/1965 ( date hijacked from me:I am active duty U.S. Navy SEAL ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 11963 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 12/3/1991 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country" ) is 11963 days
From 5/1/1967 ( date hijacked from me:my first flight by myself as jet pilot and as active duty U.S. Naval Aviator and U.S. Astronaut ) To 11/19/1997 ( space shuttle flight STS-87 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 11160 days
11160 = 5580 + 5580
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 10/25/1978 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Halloween" ) is 5580 days
http://science.ksc.nasa.gov/shuttle/missions/sts-87/mission-sts-87.html
STS-87 (88)
Columbia (24)
88th Shuttle Mission
24th Flight OV-102
Crew:
Kevin R. Kregel (3), Commander
Steven W. Lindsey (1), Pilot
Winston E. Scott (2), Mission Specialist
Kalpana Chawla (1), Mission Specialist
Takao Doi (1), (NASDA) Mission Specialist
Leonid K. Kadenyuk(1), (NSAU) Payload Specialist
Launch November 19, 1997 14:46 EST.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalpana_Chawla
Kalpana Chawla
Nationality American
Born March 17, 1962
Karnal, Haryana, India
Died February 1, 2003
Previous occupation Research Scientist
Missions STS-87, STS-107
Kalpana Chawla (March 17, 1962 – February 1, 2003), was an Indian-American scientist and a NASA astronaut. She was one of seven crewmembers killed in the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster.
Her first space mission began on November 19, 1997 as part of the six astronaut crew that flew the Space Shuttle Columbia flight STS-87. Chawla was the first Indian-born woman and the second person of Indian origin to fly in space, following cosmonaut Rakesh Sharma who flew in 1984 in a Soviet spacecraft. On her first mission Chawla travelled over 10.4 million miles in 252 orbits of the earth, logging more than 360 hours in space. During STS-87, she was responsible for deploying the Spartan Satellite which malfunctioned, necessitating a spacewalk by Winston Scott and Takao Doi to capture the satellite.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takao_Doi
Takao Doi
NASDA/JAXA Astronaut
Born September 18, 1954
Other occupation Engineer
Missions STS-87, STS-123
Takao Doi (born September 18, 1954) is a Japanese astronaut and a veteran of two NASA space shuttle missions.
Doi flew as a mission specialist aboard STS-87 in 1997, during which he became the first Japanese astronaut to conduct a spacewalk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Kadeniuk
Leonid Kadeniuk
Astronaut
Born January 28, 1951
Klishkivtsi, Ukraine
Other occupation Test Pilot
Rank Major General, UAF
Missions STS-87
Leonid Kostyantynovych Kadenyuk, born 28 January 1951 in Klishkivtsi, Chernivtsi Oblast of the Ukrainian SSR) is the first and as of 2005[update] the only astronaut of independent Ukraine. He made his flight on NASA's Columbia in 1997 as part of the international mission STS-87.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STS-87
STS-87
Mission name STS-87
Space shuttle Columbia
Launch date November 19, 1997
Landing December 5, 1997
STS-87 was a Space Shuttle mission launched from KSC pad 39-B on November 19, 1997. It was the 88th flight of the Space Shuttle, and the 24th flight of Columbia. The mission goals were to conduct experiments using the United States Microgravity Payload (USMP-4), to conduct 2 EVAs, and to deploy the SPARTAN-201 experiment.
Crew
Commander Kevin R. Kregel
Third spaceflight
Pilot Steven W. Lindsey
First spaceflight
Mission Specialist 1 Winston E. Scott
Second spaceflight
Mission Specialist 2 Kalpana Chawla
First spaceflight
Mission Specialist 3 Takao Doi, JAXA
First spaceflight
Payload Specialist Leonid Kadeniuk, NSAU
First spaceflight
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claude_Akins
Claude Akins
Claude Marion Akins (May 25, 1926 – January 27, 1994) was an American actor. He was born in Nelson, Georgia, and grew up in Bedford, Indiana. He was a 1949 graduate of Northwestern University , where he studied theatre. and became a member of Lambda Chi Alpha Fraternity. Powerful in appearance and voice, Akins could be counted on to play the clever (or less than clever) tough guy, on the side of good or bad, in movies and television. He is best remembered as Sheriff Lobo in the 1970s TV series B.J. and the Bear, and later The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo, a spin-off series, with Ben Cooper appearing as Waverly.
In movies, his first appearance was in From Here to Eternity in 1953. Akins portrayed prisoner Joe Berdett in the movie Rio Bravo (which also starred John Wayne, Ricky Nelson, Dean Martin and Angie Dickinson), Naval Lt. Commander Farber in Don't Give Up The Ship (starring Jerry Lewis), Sgt Kolowicz in Merrill's Marauders, Rockwell W. "Rocky" Rockman in The Devil's Brigade, the Reverend Jeremiah Brown in the 1960 movie Inherit the Wind, outlaw Ben Lane in Comanche Station that same year, Seely Jones in A Distant Trumpet (1964), and the gorilla leader Aldo in Battle for the Planet of the Apes, the last original Apes movie in 1973.
Akins was featured on the original CBS The Twilight Zone ("The Little People" and "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street")
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0056592/
To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
Release Date: 25 December 1962 (USA)
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0150020/
Calling Dr. Woodpecker (1962)
Release Date: 24 December 1962 (USA)
From 8/24/1960 ( Steven Wayne Lindsey ) to 1/21/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing on planet Mars and my documented and lawful exclusive claim to the territory of planet Mars ) is: 5628 days
5628 = 2814 + 2814
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) to 11/15/1966 ( date hijacked from me:Gemini 12 spacecraft splashdown and I was Gemini 12 spacecraft astronaut returning from orbit of planet Earth ) is: 2814 days
From 8/24/1960 ( Steven Wayne Lindsey ) To 7/21/1979 ( date hijacked from me:my wife Phoebe and I are married ) is 6905 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 6/11/1982 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial" ) is 6905 days
From 8/24/1960 ( Steven Wayne Lindsey ) to 5/21/1969 ( date hijacked from me:I am Princeton University Medical Doctor degree graduate ) is: 3192 days
3192 = 1596 + 1596
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) to 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) is: 1596 days
From 8/24/1960 ( Steven Wayne Lindsey ) to 10/11/1968 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 7 spacecraft astronaut entering orbit of planet Earth ) is: 2970 days
From 10/11/1968 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 7 spacecraft astronaut entering orbit of planet Earth ) to 11/28/1976 ( date hijacked from me:I launched from Jupiter moon Callisto for Earth ) is: 2970 days
From 8/24/1960 ( Steven Wayne Lindsey ) To 12/11/1972 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 17 Challenger astronaut landing on Earth's moon ) is 4492 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 11/2/1975 ( date hijacked from me:I launched from Earth by myself to intercept Comet Lucifer in the outer solar system ) is 4492 days
From 5/29/1955 ( John Warnock Hinckley Jr - agent of Microsoft-George Bush-Communist and attempted assassin of in-office U.S. President ) To 8/24/1960 ( Steven Wayne Lindsey ) is 1914 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 10/11/1968 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 7 spacecraft astronaut entering orbit of planet Earth ) is 1914 days
From 8/24/1960 ( Steven Wayne Lindsey ) To 6/27/1994 ( I am the only survivor and the pilot of a plane crash that experienced several fatalities on that aircraft after the external mounted rocket-launched space satellite exploded under that aircraft due to Microsoft-Corbis-NASA terrorism sabotage ) is 12360 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 1/3/1993 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"::series premiere episode "Emissary" ) is 12360 days
From 3/6/1905 ( premiere US film "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" ) To 8/24/1960 ( Steven Wayne Lindsey ) is 20260 days
20260 = 10130 + 10130
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 11/26/1986 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home" ) is 10130 days
From 3/6/1905 ( John Henninger Reagan - American Confederate politician - deceased ) To 8/24/1960 ( Steven Wayne Lindsey ) is 20260 days
20260 = 10130 + 10130
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 11/26/1986 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home" ) is 10130 days
From 4/21/1918 ( Manfred von Richthofen - The Red Baron - killed in action during World War 1 aerial combat ) To 8/24/1960 ( Steven Wayne Lindsey ) is 15466 days
15466 = 7733 + 7733
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 9/16/1984 ( date hijacked from me:premiere TV series "Miami Vice" & premiere US TV series "E/R" stars actor George Clooney as "Ace" ) is 7733 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_W._Lindsey
Steven W. Lindsey
Missions STS-87, STS-95, STS-104, STS-121
Steven Wayne Lindsey (born August 24, 1960) is an American Air Force officer and a NASA astronaut. Lindsey currently serves as Chief of the NASA Astronaut Office.
Lindsey was commissioned a second lieutenant at the United States Air Force Academy, Colorado Springs, Colorado, in 1982.
http://www.jsc.nasa.gov/Bios/htmlbios/lindsey.html
National Aeronautics and Space Administration
Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center
Houston, Texas 77058
Biographical Data
Steven W. Lindsey (Colonel, USAF, Ret.)
Chief, Astronaut Office, Johnson Space Center
PERSONAL DATA: Born August 24, 1960
From 8/24/1960 ( Steven Lindsey actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) to 7/17/2006 ( space shuttle flight STS-121 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is: 16763 days
'16 July 1963' ( another threat sent to me against my wife )
From 8/1/1971 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "The Omega Man" ) To 7/17/2006 ( space shuttle flight STS-121 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 12769 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 7/1/1998 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Armageddon" ) is 12769 days
From 11/26/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing Jupiter moon Callisto ) To 7/17/2006 ( space shuttle flight STS-121 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 10825 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 10/21/1988 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Bat*21" ) is 10825 days
From 12/30/1975 ( Eldrick "Tiger" Woods ) To 7/17/2006 ( space shuttle flight STS-121 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 11157 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 9/19/1989 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Doogie Howser, M.D." ) is 11157 days
From 1/20/1920 ( date hijacked from me:actor DeForest Kelley central figure "Star Trek" franchise as "Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy" ) To 7/17/2006 ( space shuttle flight STS-121 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 31590 days
31590 = 15795 + 15795
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 5/31/2002 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "The Sum of All Fears" ) is 15795 days
From 1/18/1974 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing on planet Venus and my documented and lawful exclusive claim to the territory of planet Venus ) To 7/17/2006 ( space shuttle flight STS-121 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 11868 days
11868 = 5934 + 5934
'59-34' ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK )
From 2/8/1976 ( premiere US film "Taxi Driver" ) To 7/17/2006 ( space shuttle flight STS-121 & Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 11117 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 8/9/1989 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "The Abyss" ) is 11117 days
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/shuttle/shuttlemissions/sts121/main/index.html
Mission Information
STS-121
Image above: The STS-121 crewmembers gather for an in-flight crew photo in the Destiny laboratory of the International Space Station. From the left (bottom) are astronauts Stephanie Wilson, mission specialist; Steve Lindsey, commander; and Lisa Nowak, mission specialist. From the left (top) are astronauts Piers Sellers, Mike Fossum, both mission specialists; and Mark Kelly, pilot. Credit: NASA
Launch:
July 4, 2006
2:38 p.m. EDT
Landing:
July 17, 2006
9:15 a.m. EDT
Orbiter:
Discovery (OV-103)
Mission Number:
STS-121
From 10/28/1955 ( International Terrorist against the U.S. federal government that is Bill Gates a.k.a. "The Toilet Ayahtollahette" and a.k.a. "The Toilet Juice" is a cowardly violent criminal and actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 14462 days
14462 = 7231 + 7231
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 12/20/1978 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" ) is 7231 days
From 2/7/1960 ( date hijacked from me:actor James Spader starring role 1994 film "Stargate" as "Dr. Daniel Jackson" ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 12899 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 6/27/1994 ( I am the only survivor and the pilot of a plane crash that experienced several fatalities on that aircraft after the external mounted rocket-launched space satellite exploded under that aircraft due to Microsoft-Corbis-NASA terrorism sabotage ) is 12899 days
From 2/8/1968 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Planet of the Apes" New York City USA ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 9976 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 6/25/1986 ( date hijacked from me:U.S. President Ronald Reagan : Proclamation 5506—National Homelessness Awareness Week 1986 ) is 9976 days
From 6/30/1908 ( The Tunguska event - an asteroid or comet devastates vast area of Siberia Russia ) To 12/16/1951 ( premiere US TV series "Dragnet"::series premiere episode "The Human Bomb" ) is 15874 days
From 12/16/1951 ( premiere US TV series "Dragnet"::series premiere episode "The Human Bomb" ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 15874 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 11644 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 1/18/1991 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Flight of the Intruder" features central figure U.S. Navy Lt. Commander "Virgil 'Tiger' Cole" as U.S. Navy A-6 Intruder bombardier navigator and U.S. Navy Lt. "Jake Grafton" as A-6 Intruder pilot ) is 11644 days
From 12/24/1968 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 8 spacecraft astronaut in orbit of Earth's moon ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 9656 days
9656 = 4828 + 4828
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 10/3/1976 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Quincy M.E." features central figure "Dr. R. Quincy, M.E." as forensic coroner ) is 4828 days
From 3/24/1989 ( Exxon Valdez oil spill caused by International Terrorist Organization Microsoft with severe environmental damage ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 2261 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 9/23/1969 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Marcus Welby, M.D." ) is 2261 days
From 3/24/1989 ( Exxon Valdez oil spill caused by International Terrorist Organization Microsoft with severe environmental damage ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 2261 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 5/12/1965 ( date hijacked from me:I am active duty U.S. Navy aviator and U.S. Astronaut ) is 2261 days
From 1/20/1930 ( date hijacked from me:Buzz Aldrin ) To 9/26/1962 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "The Beverly Hillbillies"::series premiere episode "The Clampetts Strike Oil" ) is 11937 days
From 9/26/1962 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "The Beverly Hillbillies"::series premiere episode "The Clampetts Strike Oil" ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 11937 days
From 10/21/1983 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "The Right Stuff" ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 4242 days
4242 = 2121 + 2121
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 12/22/1964 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Goldfinger" ) is 2121 days
From 7/20/1990 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Navy Seals" ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 1778 days
1778 = 889 + 889
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 12/21/1965 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Thunderball" ) is 889 days
From 2/28/1923 ( date hijacked from me:actor Charles Durning starring role 1980 film "The Final Countdown" as U.S. Senator "Samuel S. Chapman" and 1994 film "The Hudsucker Proxy" as "Waring Hudsucker" ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 26392 days
26392 = 13196 + 13196
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 4/19/1995 ( Oklahoma City bombing by Microsoft-Corbis-Seattle-King County Washington with many fatalities and massive destruction to Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building and surrounding area ) is 13196 days
From 7/13/1949 ( premiere US film "The Great Gatsby" ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 16760 days
16760 = 8380 + 8380
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 6/25/1986 ( date hijacked from me:U.S. President Ronald Reagan : Proclamation 5506—National Homelessness Awareness Week 1986 ) is 8380 days
From 12/15/1939 ( premiere US film "Gone with the Wind" ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 20258 days
20258 = 10129 + 10129
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 11/25/1986 ( funeral service for me and my Missing In Action status in Africa changed to Killed In Action ) is 10129 days
From 3/9/1951 ( premiere US film "The Man from Planet X" ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 16156 days
16156 = 8078 + 8078
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) to 4/14/1981 ( space shuttle Columbia is destroyed during atmospheric reentry due to continuing terrorist sabotage and Acts of War against the U.S. federal government by Microsoft-NASA-George Bush-Communist because I was the first commander and the U.S. military commander of the United States space shuttle fleet ) is: 8078 days
From 2/17/1965 ( date hijacked from me:I am active duty U.S. Navy SEAL ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 11062 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 6/16/1989 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Ghostbusters II" ) is 11062 days
From 5/1/1982 ( date hijacked from me:my graduation and commissioning U.S. Naval Academy Class of 1982 as Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan U.S. Navy ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 4780 days
4780 = 2390 + 2390
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 9/17/1965 ( premiere US TV series "Hogan's Heroes" ) is 2390 days
From 6/19/1968 ( date hijacked from me:my 1st Medal of Honor and I am U.S. military fighter jet ace during Vietnam War ) To 6/2/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government ) is 9844 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 2/14/1986 ( I was Prisoner of War in Libya ) is 9844 days
http://www.chron.com/CDA/archives/archive.mpl?id=1995_1277604
Pesky woodpeckers rule roost at NASA/History-making shuttle flight delayed
MARK CARREAU Staff
SAT 06/03/1995
HOUSTON CHRONICLE
NASA raised the white flag Friday, capitulating to a flock of pesky Florida woodpeckers whose assault on the fuel tank of the space shuttle Discovery has managed to alter the course of global space history.
Discovery, with five astronauts and a $330 million NASA communications satellite, was to be the nation's 100th human spaceflight, launching next week. But the mission has been postponed so the massive spaceship can be towed to a protective hangar for repairs.
The damage inflicted by the winged renegades to the soft insulation coating the 15-story tank was too inaccessible to be repaired quickly on the launch pad, agency officials decided. The ship is perched on its coastal launch pad at the Kennedy Space Center in Florida.
Instead, the centennial mission will go to the shuttle Atlantis, on the first docking mission with Russia's Mir space station.
Atlantis and a crew of astronauts and cosmonauts are tentatively targeted for a June 24th liftoff, although departure could be advanced by two days.
Discovery could be rescheduled for a mid-July or a mid-August launching, NASA said. Space shuttle managers who gathered at the Florida launch site on Friday to discuss both missions elected to wait about 10 days before committing to a launch date for Atlantis, while the Russians continue to prepare for the historic linkup.
"We'd rather stay out there and launch, obviously," said Al Sofge, NASA's deputy shuttle launch director. "We're not tearing our hair out, but it's certainly not business as usual."
The space agency announced at midweek that several days of pecking by at least two 12-inch Northern flickers was severe enough to warrant patching.
From 3/13/1978 ( date hijacked from me:U.S. Department of the Army Order 31-3 General Of The Armies applies to me personally and professionally as Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan U.S. Navy ) To 7/13/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 6331 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) to 7/2/1976 ( date hijacked from me:I intercepted Comet Lucifer in the outer solar system and set to work at diverting it ) is: 6331 days
From 9/19/1989 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Doogie Howser, M.D." ) To 7/13/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 5 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days
'59-33' ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US )
From 6/15/1973 ( Neil Patrick Harris ) To 7/13/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 8063 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) to 3/30/1981 ( U.S. President Ronald Reagan shot and wounded in near-fatal assassination attempt ) is: 8063 days
From 3/21/1980 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV episode "Dallas"::"A House Divided" cliffhanger season finale episode and the iconic "Who shot J.R.?" ) To 7/13/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 5592 days
5592 = 2796 + 2796
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 3/12/1971 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "The Andromeda Strain" ) is 2796 days
From 5/6/1961 ( George Clooney ) To 7/13/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 5 days 9 weeks 34 years
'59-34' ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK )
From 10/28/1994 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Stargate" ) To 7/13/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 258 days
258 = 129 + 129
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 11/22/1963 ( U.S. President John Fitzgerald Kennedy killed by sniper rifle fire in Dallas Texas ) is 129 days
From 3/26/1989 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Quantum Leap"::series premiere episode "Genesis" features central figure "Dr. Sam Beckett" as time-dimension machine inventor and time-dimension traveler ) To 7/13/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 2300 days
2300 = 1150 + 1150
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 9/8/1966 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Star Trek"::series premiere episode "The Man Trap" ) is 1150 days
From 6/9/1961 ( date hijacked from me:actor Michael J. Fox starring role in "Back To The Future" franchise as time-traveler "Marty McFly" and as "Dr. Benjamin Stone" in 1991 film "Doc Hollywood" ) To 7/13/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 12452 days
12452 = 6226 + 6226
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 8/1/1980 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "The Final Countdown" features central figure U.S. Navy Commander "Richard T. Owens" as USS Nimitz CVN 68 Commander Air Group and F-14 Tomcat pilot and time traveler ) is 6226 days
From 11/22/1963 ( U.S. President John Fitzgerald Kennedy killed by sniper rifle fire in Dallas Texas ) To 7/13/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 11556 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 3/6/1995 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Outbreak" ) is 11556 days
From 9/26/1964 ( premiere US TV series "Gilligan's Island" ) To 7/13/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 11247 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date ) To 12/17/1989 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series episode "The Simpsons"::"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" introduces family dog "Santa's Little Helper" ) is 11247 days
From 3/24/1944 ( Allied Prisoners of War at German Stalag Luft III begin to escape through underground tunnels constructed secretly by the Allied prisoners of war ) To 7/13/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 18738 days
18738 = 9369 + 9369
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 10/26/1984 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "The Terminator" ) is 9369 days
From 6/11/1982 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial" ) To 7/13/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 4780 days
4780 = 2390 + 2390
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 9/17/1965 ( premiere US TV series "Hogan's Heroes" ) is 2390 days
From 3/5/1970 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Airport" ) To 7/13/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 9261 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 11/22/1988 ( date hijacked from me:I was test pilot for the United States Air Force B-2 Spirit stealth bomber and the United States Air Force B-2 Spirit stealth bomber was publicly displayed for first time ) is 9261 days
From 6/7/1981 ( my 3rd Medal of Honor hijacked from me and Osirak destroyed by Israeli Air Force ) To 7/13/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 5149 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 8/20/1977 ( date hijacked from me:as the first human to explore by my physical presence the outer solar system I scheduled the Voyager 2 spacecraft to launch from Earth for deep space exploration of the solar system and interstellar space ) is 5149 days
From 12/6/1979 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" Washington D.C. and Smithsonian event ) To 9/24/1987 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Tour of Duty" features central figure U.S. Army Lieutenant "Myron Goldman" ) is 2849 days
From 9/24/1987 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Tour of Duty" features central figure U.S. Army Lieutenant "Myron Goldman" ) To 7/13/1995 ( Racketeering Organization that is NASA & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 2849 days
http://www.chron.com/CDA/archives/archive.mpl?id=1995_1285539
Discovery's mission marks end of an era/Shuttle to carry replacement satellite for one lost in Challenger explosion
MARK CARREAU Staff
THU 07/13/1995
HOUSTON CHRONICLE
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. -- The space shuttle program closes a bittersweet chapter today as it attempts to launch Discovery with a $330 million NASA-owned communications satellite and a crew of five astronauts.
Discovery carries the last in a series of seven sprawling spacecraft that, together with ground-based signal reception and distribution terminals in New Mexico and Maryland, have revolutionized space communications.
"It's the most complicated and capable satellite system in existence," NASA space communications chief Charles Force said Wednesday.
Since the launching of the first of the satellites in 1983, the space agency has gradually assembled what is now a $3.5 billion communications system, permitting nearly constant communications between orbiting shuttle astronauts and Mission Control.
Additionally, it enables a half-dozen astronomical and Earth observing satellites, including the Hubble Space Telescope, to plumb deep space and monitor subtle climate changes below. The military also relies on the system to communicate with some of its secret satellites. Some components are used by commercial telecommunications companies, earning the space agency about $6 million annually.
The space-based communications system has permitted NASA to reduce a far-flung global network of two dozen receiving stations, some in countries hostile to U.S. policies. The expensive ground station network limited America's first astronauts to about 15 minutes of communication with Mission Control each time they circled the Earth.
Only a handful of the ground stations remain active.
But the Tracking and Data Relay Satellite System, as it is known officially, has extracted a painful toll for its benefits.
When the spacecraft were developed two decades ago, they were designed exclusively for launching by space shuttles. The 1986 Challenger accident claimed the lives of seven astronauts as well as the second of the satellites, forcing a major change in space launch policy.
Originally slated for June 8, Discovery's liftoff was postponed when a pair of nesting woodpeckers chipped nearly 200 holes in the soft foam insulation that covers the shuttle's 15-story external fuel tank.
http://www.chron.com/CDA/archives/archive.mpl?id=1995_1285892
Even in orbit, shuttle crew unable to escape nemesis
MARK CARREAU Staff
SAT 07/15/1995
HOUSTON CHRONICLE
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. -- Woodpeckers, NASA is learning, can cut both ways.
In late May, everyone laughed at the space agency when a pair of nesting woodpeckers assaulted the soft reddish foam insulation on the external fuel tank of the shuttle Discovery as it roosted on the launch pad at NASA's Kennedy Space Center.
Not so funny was the $750,000 it cost the space agency to delay a planned June 8 liftoff until Thursday so that 205 craters in the woody-looking foam covering could be patched.
But with Discovery and its crew of five astronauts now aloft, NASA is displaying a little humor as it pokes rare fun at itself over the incident.
Early Friday, shuttle commander Tom Henricks and his crew were awakened not by the usual strains of a "golden oldie" but to the mind-jarring laugh of the cartoon character Woody Woodpecker. Woody has gained mascot status since Thursday's liftoff.
"Just 'cause you are 179 miles up doesn't mean you can get away from that little guy," said Story Musgrave, the shuttle crew's liaison in mission control. "He's after you."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/special_report/1998/10/98/world_war_i/197586.stm
Thursday, 5 November, 1998, 18:37 GMT
Lions led by donkeys?
By Peter Simkins, Senior Historian at the Imperial War Museum
As we approach the 80th anniversary of the armistice that brought the fighting in the Great War to an end, public perceptions of that war - particularly in Britain - are still dominated by images of the Somme and Passchendaele, of futile frontal attacks against machine guns in the mud of Flanders, of generals who were little more than "butchers and bunglers", and of brave front-line troops who were sacrificed because of the ill-conceived plans of incompetent staff officers. In short, ordinary British and Dominion Officers were "lions led by donkeys".
The myth of the uncaring general - safely dining and drinking in his chateau while the front-line troops lived and died in squalor - has proved especially durable - and has been reinforced recently by Stephen Fry's portrayal of just such an officer in BBC's Blackadder Goes Forth.
What is much less widely known is that 78 British and Dominion officers of the rank of Brigadier General and above died on active service in the First World War while a further 146 were wounded. These figures alone show that, contrary to popular belief, British Generals frequently went close enough to the battle zone to place themselves in considerable danger.
From 4/28/1937 ( fictionalized birth date by Microsoft Corporation for Saddam Hussein to support Microsoft Acts of Terrorism against the U.S. federal government ) To 8/14/1954 ( Stanley A. McChrystal actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and is guilty of severe treason against the U.S. federal government ) is 6317 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) to 6/18/1976 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Midway" ) is: 6317 days
From 12/16/1951 ( premiere US TV series "Dragnet"::series premiere episode "The Human Bomb" ) To 8/14/1954 ( Stanley A. McChrystal actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and is guilty of severe treason against the U.S. federal government ) is 972 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 10/30/1961 ( Tsar Bomba - Soviet Union explodes 50 megaton hydrogen bomb ) is 972 days
From 8/14/1954 ( Stanley A. McChrystal actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and is guilty of severe treason against the U.S. federal government ) To 10/11/1968 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 7 spacecraft astronaut entering orbit of planet Earth ) is 5172 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) to 5/1/1973 ( date hijacked from me:my graduation from University of Oxford at Lincoln College includes law degree ) is: 5172 days
From 8/14/1954 ( Stanley A. McChrystal actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and is guilty of severe treason against the U.S. federal government ) To 7/23/1973 ( date hijacked from me:I passed the Multistate Bar Examination ) is 6918 days
6918 = 3459 + 3459
'34-59' ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK )
From 8/14/1954 ( Stanley A. McChrystal actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and is guilty of severe treason against the U.S. federal government ) To 3/13/1978 ( date hijacked from me:U.S. Department of the Army Order 31-3 General Of The Armies applies to me personally and professionally as Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan U.S. Navy ) is 8612 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 9/30/1982 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Cheers" ) is 8612 days
From 8/14/1954 ( Stanley A. McChrystal actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and is guilty of severe treason against the U.S. federal government ) To 7/2/1976 ( date hijacked from me:I intercepted Comet Lucifer in the outer solar system and set to work at diverting it ) is 7993 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 1/20/1981 ( date hijacked from me:my maternal grandfather Ronald Wilson Reagan in office as President of the United States of America and my direct and immediate superior as Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Armed Forces ) is 7993 days
From 8/14/1954 ( Stanley A. McChrystal actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and is guilty of severe treason against the U.S. federal government ) To 1/19/1976 ( date hijacked from me:U.S. congressional joint resolution Public Law 94-479 General of the Armies of the United States applies to me personally and professionally as Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan U.S. Navy ) is 7828 days
7828 = 3914 + 3914
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 11/19/1969 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 12 Intrepid astronaut landing on Earth's moon ) is 3914 days
From 8/14/1954 ( Stanley A. McChrystal actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and is guilty of severe treason against the U.S. federal government ) To 6/7/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) is 7968 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 5/9/1985 ( I was the pilot of U.S. Navy F-14 Tomcat fighter jet that is attacked by hostile Soviet Union air forces and my RIO crewman is killed by enemy fire from Soviet Union forces and as instigated by the severely treasonous organization Microsoft & Severely Treasonous agent of Communist China and the Soviet Union George Herbert Walker Bush ) is 7968 days
From 8/14/1954 ( Stanley A. McChrystal actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and is guilty of severe treason against the U.S. federal government ) To 3/27/1968 ( Yuri Gagarin - first Soviet Union astronaut in space - deceased - aircraft crash ) is 4974 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 10/14/1972 ( date hijacked from me:U.S. Navy F-14 Tomcat fighter jet aircraft publicly displayed and I was original primary Grumman F-14 Tomcat test pilot ) is 4974 days
From 8/14/1954 ( Stanley A. McChrystal actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and is guilty of severe treason against the U.S. federal government ) To 7/3/1971 ( Jim Morrison - deceased ) is 6167 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 1/21/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing on planet Mars and my documented and lawful exclusive claim to the territory of planet Mars ) is 6167 days
From 8/14/1954 ( Stanley A. McChrystal actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and is guilty of severe treason against the U.S. federal government ) To 2/12/1993 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Groundhog Day" ) is 14062 days
14062 = 7031 + 7031
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 6/2/1978 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Capricorn One" ) is 7031 days
From 8/14/1954 ( Stanley A. McChrystal actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and is guilty of severe treason against the U.S. federal government ) To 4/19/1990 ( premiere US TV series "Wings" ) is 13032 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 11/6/1994 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Earth 2"::series premiere episode "First Contact" ) is 13032 days
From 8/14/1954 ( Stanley A. McChrystal actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and is guilty of severe treason against the U.S. federal government ) To 5/12/1965 ( date hijacked from me:I am active duty U.S. Navy aviator and U.S. Astronaut ) is 3924 days
From 5/12/1965 ( date hijacked from me:I am active duty U.S. Navy aviator and U.S. Astronaut ) To 2/8/1976 ( premiere US film "Taxi Driver" ) is 3924 days
From 8/14/1954 ( Stanley A. McChrystal actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and is guilty of severe treason against the U.S. federal government ) To 10/21/1988 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Bat*21" ) is 5 days 9 weeks 34 years
'59-34' ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK )
From 8/14/1954 ( Stanley A. McChrystal actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government and is guilty of severe treason against the U.S. federal government ) To 6/23/1970 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Kelly's Heroes" ) is 5792 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 5/25/1979 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Alien" ) is 5792 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_A._McChrystal
Stanley A. McChrystal
General Stanley A. McChrystal, USA (born August 14, 1954) is the current Commander, International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) and Commander, U.S. Forces Afghanistan (USFOR-A). He previously served as Director, Joint Staff from August 2008 to June 2009 and as Commander, Joint Special Operations Command from 2003 to 2008
criticized for his role in the cover-up of the Pat Tillman friendly fire incident and his actions in Iraq and Afghanistan. He assumed his current assignment on June 15, 2009.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/13/world/asia/13commander.html?_r=1&hp
The New York Times
Man in the News
A General Steps From the Shadows
By ELISABETH BUMILLER and MARK MAZZETTI
Published: May 12, 2009
WASHINGTON — Lt. Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal, the ascetic who is set to become the new top American commander in Afghanistan
General McChrystal was born Aug. 14, 1954
http://frwebgate3.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/waisgate.cgi?WAISdocID=77189413555+0+0+0&WAISaction=retrieve
TITLE 18--CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE
PART I--CRIMES
CHAPTER 115--TREASON, SEDITION, AND SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES
Sec. 2381. Treason
Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.
http://assembler.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode18/usc_sec_18_00001343----000-.html
TITLE 18 > PART I > CHAPTER 63 > § 1343
§ 1343. Fraud by wire, radio, or television
Whoever, having devised or intending to devise any scheme or artifice to defraud, or for obtaining money or property by means of false or fraudulent pretenses, representations, or promises, transmits or causes to be transmitted by means of wire, radio, or television communication in interstate or foreign commerce, any writings, signs, signals, pictures, or sounds for the purpose of executing such scheme or artifice, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both. If the violation affects a financial institution, such person shall be fined not more than $1,000,000 or imprisoned not more than 30 years, or both.
http://dictionary.law.com/default2.Asp?selected=741&bold
felony murder doctrine
a rule of criminal statutes that any death which occurs during the commission of a felony is first degree murder, and all participants in that felony or attempted felony can be charged with and found guilty of murder. A typical example is a robbery involving more than one criminal, in which one of them shoots, beats to death or runs over a store clerk, killing the clerk. Even if the death were accidental, all of the participants can be found guilty of felony murder, including those who did no harm, had no gun, and/or did not intend to hurt anyone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felony_Murder_Doctrine
Felony Murder Doctrine
The felony murder rule is a legal doctrine current in some common law countries that broadens the crime of murder in two ways. First, when a victim dies accidentally or without specific intent in the course of an applicable felony, it increases what might have been manslaughter (or even a simple tort) to murder. Second, it makes any participant in such a felony criminally responsible for any deaths that occur during or in furtherance of that felony.
[ Severely Treasonous agent of enemy forces violently hostile to the U.S. federal government that is Stanley A. McChrystal & International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all International Terrorist Organization against the U.S. federal government that is Microsoft-Corbis & Severely Treasonous agent of enemy forces violently hostile to the U.S. federal government that is Stanley A. McChrystal partners employees contractors lawyers managers of any capacity as criminal accomplices and that are active unlawful obstructions, combinations, or assemblages, or rebellion against the authority of the United States that actively make it impracticable to enforce the laws of the United States in the United States and in the Severely Treasonous and Criminally Rebellious State of Washington by the ordinary course of
judicial proceedings ]
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0065938/quotes
Memorable quotes for
Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Pvt. Little Joe: Kelly's even got us armor support.
Big Joe: [facing Kelly] What armor?
Crapgame: [interrupting] Three Shermans from the 321st.
Big Joe: [still facing Kelly] Who's in command?
Crapgame: It's a top line outfit, I personally recommend these guys.
Big Joe: [turning to Crapgame] Now you butt out, hustler, the only time you come out of the ground is when you smell a profit.
Crapgame: Oh, yeah, well I'm comin' out now, because Kelly's got the perfect caper.
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0078748/quotes
Memorable quotes for
Alien (1979)
Parker: Uh, before we dock, I think we oughta discuss the bonus situation.
Brett: Right.
Parker: Brett and I, we think we oughta - we deserve full shares, right baby?
Brett: Right. You see, Mr. Parker and I feel that the bonus situation has never been on a-an equitable level.
Dallas: Well, you get what you're contracted for like everybody else.
Brett: Yes, but everybody else, uh, gets more than us.