Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Hal and the blue van.




U.F.P.










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The Cable Guy (1996)

704 CCHD: Tuesday, December 21 11:30 AM

1996, PG-13, **1/2, 01:36, Color, English, United States,

An act of kindness brings a jilted architect (Matthew Broderick) the unwanted friendship of an unbalanced cable-TV installer (Jim Carrey).

Cast: Jim Carrey, Matthew Broderick, Leslie Mann, Jack Black, George Segal, Diane Baker, Ben Stiller, Harry O'Reilly, Misa Koprova, Eric Roberts, Janeane Garofalo, Andy Dick Director(s): Ben Stiller Producer(s): Andrew Licht, Jeffrey A. Mueller, Judd Apatow





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Release dates for

The Cable Guy (1996)

Country Date

USA 10 June 1996 (Hollywood, California) (premiere)










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The Cable Guy


:33:08
That's the spirit!
Let's give them a show!

:33:25
I'm blinded! My eyes!

:33:34
I don't believe you.
It's another trick.

:33:37
So that's how it's going to be?
You want to play rough?

:33:43
Daddy can play rough!

:33:48
This is like when Spock fought Kirk.
Best friends forced to do battle.

:34:14
Chip, this isn't funny!
Stop it!

:34:19
The name is Spock. lf we don't fight
to the death, they'll kill us both.

:34:25
This isn't "Star Trek".

:34:33
Goodbye, Jim.










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The Cable Guy


:14:33
Reality isn't
"Father Knows Best" any more.

:14:36
lt's a kick in the face
with a steel-toe work boot, -

:14:40
- and a trip to the hospital
for reconstructive surgery.

:14:47
But what doesn't kill us
makes us stronger, right?

:14:52
My brother is a speech therapist.

:14:58
So?

:15:01
Never mind.

:15:06
- You're pretty love-struck, huh?
- I miss her.

:15:11
- I proposed, and she kicked me out.










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The Cable Guy


:10:02
Maybe I'll show you the satellite,
how this whole thing works.

:10:07
- Sure, we should do that one day.
- How about tomorrow?

:10:12
- Tomorrow's no good.
- You'll be stewing about your ex?

:10:20
No.

:10:23
- I crossed the line. Sorry.
- You didn't cross the line.

:10:30
Cool! Pick you up at six-thirty.

:10:37
There are 24 classrooms.
Each can be converted into a home.

:10:42
There's a swimming pool,
tennis courts, a gym and a stage, -

:10:49
- if the residents decide
they want to perform "Oklahoma".

:10:52
- Oklahoma!










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The Cable Guy


:21:52
I love this game.

:21:57
- I guess we're done.
- Thanks for bringing your friend.

:22:04
I never made a slam dunk before.
Thanks for the boost.










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The Cable Guy


:24:07
- So how's work?
- Work's good.

:24:10
- How's Hal?