Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Labor Day 1994




http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F17.html

Lisa's Rival

Original airdate in N.A.: 11-Sep-94


Inside the house, Maggie colors with some magic markers while Marge reads a romance novel. She begins daydreaming about being on a ship with a tanned, muscular fellow.

Marge: My, these seas are certainly heaving.

Pirate: Well, no more than your bountiful bosom, [sly] milady.

Marge: [laughs rakishly] Does that earring mean you're a pirate? [refers to earring in pirate's right ear]

Pirate: Kinda.










"Space: Above And Beyond" [ RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 ]

"Never No More" Part 1 of 2

4 February 1996

Episode 14 DVD video:

00:09:14


US Marine Corps Captain John Oakes: The worst thing is, why isn't she here tonight? No one will tell me. It wasn't a classified mission. There was no reports of alien activity. No asteroids in the area. No one will say why.

US Marine Corps 1LT Shane Vansen: Even if you had a detailed report, you'd still be wondering why. It's the most-asked question. Why did things turn out this way?










http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F17.html

Lisa's Rival

Original airdate in N.A.: 11-Sep-94


The sun rises over Springfield as Homer sits outside with a club in front of a mound of sugar.

Homer: [sleepy] Must...protect...sugar. Thieves everywhere. The strong must protect the sweet...the sweet...[snores]

Marge: [walking out] Homer?

Homer: [with a Spanish accent] In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...[snores]

Marge: Homer...Homer!

Homer: Wha...what?

Marge: I want you to forget about guarding the stupid sugar! You're being completely paranoid.

Homer: Oh, am I? Am I really? Ah ha!

[Pulls a man from behind the pile]

Thief: [holds teacup and saucer] Hello.

Homer: All right, pal: where'd you get the sugar for that tea?

Thief: I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and I'd do it again. [sips tea] Goodbye.

-- Homer Pacino defends his territory, "Lisa's Rival"

Homer pleads his case with Marge.

Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see?

Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?










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Quotes for

Foxxy Cleopatra (Character)

from Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)


Mini-Me: [writes] Are you a clone of an angel?

Foxxy Cleopatra: Ohhh how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not.

Mini-Me: [writes] Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?

Foxxy Cleopatra: Yes I'm sure.










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The Pink Panther (2006 film)

The Pink Panther is a 2006 American-Czech comedy film


The film opens as Paris Police Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus (Kevin Kline) tells the story of the Pink Panther diamond theft case. As Dreyfus narrates, a flashback appears of a soccer game between France and China. French coach Yves Gluant (Jason Statham) comes down the stadium, wearing the Pink Panther diamond ring, and kisses his girlfriend, Xania (Beyoncé Knowles), after whispering to her. After the game, Yves dies with a poison dart in his neck and the Pink Panther missing from his hand (thus leading to the animated opening titles, created by Kurtz & Friends). Eager to win the "Medal of Honor" (the Légion d'honneur), Dreyfus appoints clumsy third-class Jacques Clouseau (Steve Martin) to officially handle the case while Dreyfus assembles a team to investigate in secret. Dreyfus intends to take over the case once he has solved it. He appoints Gendarme Ponton (Jean Reno) to work as Clouseau's assistant and secretly keep Dreyfus informed of Clouseau's activities.










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Memorable quotes for

I, Robot (2004)


Lawrence Robertson: So whatever I can do to help, just...

Detective Del Spooner: Sugar.

Lawrence Robertson: I'm sorry?

Detective Del Spooner: For the coffee. Sugar?

Lawrence Robertson: Ah.

Detective Del Spooner: Oh, you thought I was calling *you* "Sugar". Hey, you're not that rich!










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Memorable quotes for

I, Robot (2004)


Lawrence Robertson: [realizing Sonny could disobey the three laws] Susan, we look to robots for protection! For God's sake! Do you have any idea what this one robot could do. Completely shatter human faith in robotics. What if the public knew? Just imagine the mass recalls all because of an irrational paranoia and prejudice.

Detective Del Spooner: [sneezes] I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Lawrence Robertson: Hey, let's just be clear. There is no conspiracy. What this is, is one old man's one mistake.










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I, Robot (2004)


Detective Del Spooner: So what hospital are you going to? I'll meet you there and sign you and your buddies' casts.