She was an avid softball player. She had many trophies in her bedroom at her parents house from before we married. She drove her red car and she told me about how her toddler child would say "whee," while sitting in the back seat of that red car in her child seat strapped to the back seat, as she drove through the roads to my house in Country Club Estates in Greer South Carolina and I remember a neighbor telling me one day that she drove too fast through our neighborhood streets and I was complaining to her one day as I sat in the passenger seat of her red car as she drove through the roads of Country Club Estates.
[ Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi the cowardly International Terrorist Organization violently against the United States federal government actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government with all Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi staff partners contributors employees contractors lawyers managers of any capacity as severely treasonous criminal accomplices and that are active unlawful obstructions, combinations, or assemblages, or rebellion against the authority of the United States that actively make it impracticable to enforce the laws of the United States in the United States and in the Severely Treasonous and Criminally Rebellious State of Washington by the ordinary course of judicial proceedings ]
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Treehouse of Horror VIII
Original Airdate on FOX: 26-Oct-97
% Our favorite family are sat in the TV room watching the latest news. Kent
% Brockman's report takes place.
Kent Brockman: And that's how an heroic hippo became a deputy.
Homer: [annoyed] Stupid hippo.
Kent Brockman: This just in, tensions continue to mount between Springfield and France over Mayor Quimby's now famous frog's legs joke! The French president has threatened swift and massive retaliation if he doesn't recieve an immediate apology.
Homer: [annoyed] Stupid frog.
-- Stupid everything, "Treehouse of Horror VIII"
Kent Brockman: We now go live to Springfield's city hall for Mayor Quimby's response.
Mayor Quimby: I stand by my ethnic slur! Do your worst, you filthy, pretencious savages!
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Treehouse of Horror VIII
Original Airdate on FOX: 26-Oct-97
- Springfield Shopper headline {aw}
NEUTRON BOMB HEADED
FOR SPRINGFIELD!
Hippo Promoted
to Detective
{Picture of Hippo}
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Treehouse of Horror VIII
Original Airdate on FOX: 26-Oct-97
% The missile detonates, sending a huge mushroom cloud enveloping Springfield.
% After the explosion, Homer exits the bomb shelter he was in, eating a canned
% food of some sort with a spoon.
You call that prime rib? Euchh. (Homer puts the can on Herman's dead, skeleton hand. His only hand left, in fact. His arm gives way to the weight and falls the floor.)
-- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VIII"
% Homer drives around in the oddly skied Springfield. He comes to a small
% traffic jam. Impatiently, he honks his horn.
It's green, moron! Earth to stupid guy. Hello?! (he gets out and strolls to the car in the front of the queue) Maybe a little friendly punching will move your tail! (he punches the unskinned skull of Kirk Van Houten, which crumbles under his fist and drops to the ground) Still got it! (claps the dust from his hands)
-- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VIII"
% Homer looks around, noticing the many dead people laying on the ground, in
% cars, everywhere. He notices a dead newspaper boy holding out today's copy
% with news on the cover regarding the blast. He realises what's happened.
Everything's gone!! (tearful) Little Bart (image of Bart swinging a baseball bat, crack of the ball sounds)... Little Lisa (same image, replacing the word "Bart" with "Lisa")... Little Marge (Marge swings, but we hear the air swoosh as she misses the ball)... and the rest! (image of the TV, the pets, and Maggie.)
-- Homer realising he's lost everything, "Treehouse of Horror VIII"
