2006 film "Click" DVD video:
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Morty: You're looking for a universal remote control?
Michael Newman: Yeah. Just one device to do it all for me, make my life a little easier, quicker, not so damned complicated.
Morty: I'm not supposed to do this, but you seem like a good guy.
Michael Newman: Hey. Somebody noticed. Thank you.
Morty: I'm going to show you a remote we just got in that's probably the most advanced piece of technology we have in this place.
Michael Newman: Sounds sweet.
Morty: It is sweet. The latest, greatest universal remote not even on the market yet.
Michael Newman: Ohh. I guess the O'Doyles' remote can bite my advanced-technological ass then.
Morty: I don't know the O'Doyles but they can bite it hard.
Michael Newman: Yeah.
Morty: Come in the back with me.
Michael Newman: Okay. This is - this is very nice of you. What's your name anyways?
Morty: Call me Morty.
Michael Newman: Morty, I'm Michael Newman.
Morty: Michael Newman. I'm about to rock your world.
Michael Newman: Okay.
[ Sign on heavily-locked door now unlocked: WAY BEYOND ]
Michael Newman: I got to be honest with you. This place looks bigger from the outside.
Morty: Yeah?
Michael Newman: Just kidding.
Morty: Hey, hey.
Michael Newman: I think maybe there in the middle?
Morty: Sneaky.
Michael Newman: Where's the box? Does it come with directions?
Morty: Not necessary. Just point, click. Eventually, it will program itself.
Michael Newman: How much is this thing? Because I ain't exactly Thurston Howell, you know?
Morty: Lucky for you, it's not in the bar-code system yet. So I'm going to have to just give it to you.
Michael Newman: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the catch here, man? Want me to take my shirt off for you or something? Because I don't play for that team.
Morty: Hey. Get out of here.
Michael Newman: Why are you doing this then?
Morty: Because good guys need a break every once in a while.
Michael Newman: Okay.
Morty: Take it. Enjoy.
Michael Newman: All right.
Morty: Only one thing you need to know, Michael.
Michael Newman: Um-hmm.
Morty: This item is non-returnable.
Michael Newman: Why would I want to return something I got for free?
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/cars/magic.html
THE CARS
"Magic"
summer turns me upside down
summer summer summer
it's like a merry go round
i see you under the midnight
all shackles and bows
how far will you take it
well no one knows
don't let me go
i got a hold on you tonight
oh oh it's magic
when i'm with you
oh oh it's magic
you know it's true
got a hold on you
twisted under sideways down
i know you're getting twisted
and you can't calm down
i see you under the midnight
love darts in your eyes
how far can you take it
till you realize
there's magic in your eyes
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Click (2006)
Release Info
USA 23 June 2006
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048364/releaseinfo
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The McConnell Story (1955)
Release Info
USA 29 September 1955 (New York City, New York)
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ultra
Dictionary.com
ultra
a prefix occurring originally in loanwords from Latin, with the basic meaning “on the far side of, beyond.” In relation to the base to which it is prefixed, ultra- has the senses “located beyond, on the far side of”
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Dictionary.com
space
the unlimited or incalculably great three-dimensional realm or expanse in which all material objects are located and all events occur.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389860/quotes
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Click (2006)
Quotes
Michael Newman: You sell any universal remotes here?
Bed, Bath & Beyond Guy: I dunno. I don't really work here; I'm just waiting for my friends.
Michael Newman: Really?
Bed, Bath & Beyond Guy: No. I actually don't have any friends. Will you be my friend?
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Click (2006)
Release Info
USA 23 June 2006
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376119/releaseinfo
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Retirement Rehearsal (2003)
Release Info
USA 14 March 2003
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Jennifer Aniston
Biography
Date of Birth 11 February 1969 , Sherman Oaks, California, USA
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Click (2006)
Full Cast & Crew
Adam Sandler ... Michael Newman
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Click (2006)
Quotes
Morty: He's always chasing the pot of gold, but when he gets there, at the end of the day, it's just corn flakes.
- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 7:21 PM Pacific Time somewhere near Seattle Washington USA Thursday 16 January 2014
