Wednesday, November 07, 2018

"Hair-dryers". Nice one.




wayward-pines_season1-ep6_00h00m53s.jpg








http://hvom.blogspot.com/2015/07/a-compendium-of-all-human-knowledge.html

Posted by Kerry Burgess at 2:55 PM

Sunday, July 05, 2015

That's a coffee pot, you sissy-boy moron.



http://www.tv.com/shows/the-twilight-zone/where-is-everybody-12585/recap/

tv.com


The Twilight Zone Season 1 Episode 1

Where is Everybody?

Aired Unknown Oct 02, 1959 on CBS

EPISODE RECAP

A man appears walking out of a road towards a cafe with loud music playing. When he steps in he notices that there is no one in the seats, the booths, or behind the counter. He decides to explore the cafe for anyone that may be there and he starts off with the back rooms. Still no one so he yells into the back for someone to provide service. No answer again. As he returns inside he sees that the stove is on with pancakes already made and a teapot already hot. He decides to grab a cup and makes some tea, but he accidentally knocks down a clock. The music stops, almost simultaneously. Still thinking that someone might be there he calls out for anyone working there to make hash browns and eggs, over-easy. Continuing to call out he establishes that he is an American and he is in a foreign country.








http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/BABF11.txt

Missionary: Impossible [ The Simpsons - season 11 episode 15 ]

Original Airdate on FOX: 20-Feb-2000

% On screen, Eighties punk music plays as two brothers celebrate
% Christmas, hooligan-style.

Brother 1: Jolly sodding X-mas, major. [presents a bottle of beer] Choke on it! [whacks the other man over the head with it. Bart and Homer laugh]

Brother 2: Oh, crikey! You gave me a smash on the noggin last year.

[pulls out a crowbar, and the two begin to fight]

Mum: [walks into the room with a teapot of water] Not in my parlor, you don't. [throws the water on them]

Brother 2: Aw, me eyes!

Brother 1: Aw, I'm scalded, I am.

Homer: The mother's the voice of reason.

Bart: Here come the cricket bats.

[the two brothers advance on their mother]

Mum: You don't have the cobbles.








Stargate: The Movie (1994)

(from internet transcript)


INT—RESEARCH LAB

[An exhausted Daniel listens to his dictated notes at a table in front of the cover stones. The table is covered with reference books, paper, candy wrappers, and a coffee mug, as well as the dictaphone.]

DANIEL
(on recording)
Completed search of cuneiform and other pre-dynastic hieroglyphics. No matches whatsoever. I've exhausted all reference material in comparing the symbols on the cartouche against all known writing samples from the period pre- and post-. Still no similarities...I'm never gonna get paid.

[Daniel shuts off the recording. He goes over to the coffee pot to refill his cup, only to find the carafe is practically empty.]

INT—CORRIDOR JUST OUTSIDE LAB

[Daniel shuffles out of the lab tiredly with the carafe. A guard sits by a desk with his feet propped up, reading a newspaper.]

GUARD
(admonishing)
Uh-uh-uh.

[Daniel flashes his ID badge, and the guard settles back with his paper. Daniel goes to the water fountain and refills the carafe, glancing around and noticing the front page of the guard's paper



- posted by Kerry Burgess 08:03 AM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Wednesday 07 November 2018