If this is the first blog-post by me you're reading then you are galactically uninformed.
This Is What I Think.
Wednesday, March 07, 2012
I don't even have to publish MY Great Variable to the internet-connected world. I only have speak it here in my cage because of hidden microphones.
The hidden microphones you worthless punk chimpanzee's use to record every sound I make every minute of every day will record My Great Variable and time-travel will become defined in this universe.