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The Simpsons (Repeat)

618 FXXPHD: Thursday, June 30 9:00 PM [ 9:00 PM Thursday 30 June 2016 Pacific Time USA ]

Sitcom, Animated

You Only Move Twice

Homer accepts a new job and moves the family to Cypress Creek, where the perfect setting soon turns sour.

Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria Executive Producer(s): James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, David Mirkin

Original Air Date: Nov 03, 1996










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You Only Move Twice


Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up two percent and it's all because of my motivational techniques like doughnuts, and the possibility of more doughnuts to come.

I knew you'd do well, Homer.

Sports collectibles! Wow, a baseball made out of Secretariat!

[Gasps] Tom Landry's hat! And it's autographed! "To Berman's Dry Cleaning. Best wishes, Tom Landry."

Why don't you buy it?

I can't buy that. Only management-type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that. [Gasps] Guys like me! I'm a guy like me!





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All right, team, it's the fourth quarter. The Lord gave us the atoms, and it's up to us to make 'em dance. Hey, if Tom Landry's hat doesn't motivate you then I should just quit right now.

I'm sorry. We're just a little tired, sir. We've been pushing ourselves real hard to get the reactor online.

Tired, eh? What you guys need is hammocks.

Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?

Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.

Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks!










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The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 2

You Only Move Twice

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 03, 1996 on FOX

AIRED: 11/3/96










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The Best Things in Life Are Free (1956)

Release Info

USA 28 September 1956










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Mr. Smithers, may we offer you a ride to work?

[Chuckles] No, thank you. [Humming]

We're from Globex Corporation. We'd like to talk to you about an exciting employment opportunity in our nuclear division.

Flattered but spoken for.

We're prepared to offer you an impressive salary plus health benefits for you and your life partner.

The answer is no. What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?










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You Only Move Twice [ The Simpsons ]

Original airdate in U.S.: 3-Nov-96


TV: "Cypress Creek: The Tale of One City".

Homer: Uh, let's watch something else.

Marge: Homer, you're trying to talk us into moving to this place.

Homer: Oh, yeah, that's right. Let's watch this.


The promotional video is as crappy as you could imagine, picturing an ugly suburb, plagued with criminality, which turns into the perfect community; parking meters become trees, abandoned warehouses become coffee shops, and a bum becomes a mailbox.










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[ Otto: ] Oh, wow! Windows! [Chuckles] I don't think I could afford this place.



- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 9:23 PM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Thursday 30 June 2016