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Wonder Boys (2000)
Quotes
[first lines]
Grady Tripp: "The young girl sat perfectly still in the confessional listening to her father's boots scrape like chalk on the ancient steps of the church, then grow faint, then disappear altogether. She could sense the priest beyond the grate..." On that particular Friday afternoon, last February, I was reading a story to my Advanced Writers' Workshop by one James Leer, Junior Lit major and sole inhabitant of his own gloomy gulag.
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Wonder Boys (2000)
"She bit the flesh of her lip...
closed her eyes, mute."
James' stories were
about as sunny as his disposition.
I was distracted.
Maybe it had something to do
with the fact...
that my wife
had left me that morning.
So. Anyone?
Maybe not.
Wives had left me before.
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Idiocracy (2006)
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IPPA Computer: Welcome to the Identity Processsing Program of Uhmerica! Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle!
[Joe inserts his arm]
IPPA Computer: Thank you! Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card, document G24L8!
Pvt. Joe Bowers: I'm not sure if...
IPPA Computer: You have entered the name "Not Sure." Is this correct, Not Sure?
Pvt. Joe Bowers: No, it's not correct...
IPPA Computer: Thank you! "Not" is correct. Is "Sure" correct?
Pvt. Joe Bowers: No, it's not, my name is Joe...
IPPA Computer: You have already confirmed your first name is "Not." Please confirm your last name, "Sure."
Pvt. Joe Bowers: My last name is not "Sure!"
IPPA Computer: Thank you, Not Sure!
Pvt. Joe Bowers: No, what I mean is my name is Joe...
IPPA Computer: Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm!
JOURNAL ARCHIVE: 9/1/2006 12:44 PM
I have been thinking that I was on the ground after the Osirak strike and one of the F-15s landed to pick me up. I’ve been thinking too that I had to use crutches all the time because of the injuries from STS-1 a few weeks earlier. The F-15 pilot was going to put me in the backseat with the crewperson, but I couldn’t sit there due to my injuries so as a result, I took the pilot’s seat and flew the aircraft.
[JOURNAL ARCHIVE 01 September 2006 excerpt ends]
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Idiocracy (2006)
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Pvt. Joe Bowers: [addressing Congress] ... And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!
From 5/4/2005 ( the incident at the police department City of Kent Washington State after my voluntary approach to report material criminal activity directed against my person and I am secretly drugged against my consent ) To 9/1/2006 is 485 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/2/1967 ( premiere US TV series episode "Star Trek"::"This Side of Paradise" ) is 485 days
From 12/25/1991 ( as United States Marine Corps chief warrant officer Kerry Wayne Burgess I was prisoner of war in Croatia ) To 9/1/2006 is 5364 days
5364 = 2682 + 2682
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/7/1973 ( premiere US TV series pilot "The Six Million Dollar Man"::"The Moon and the Desert" ) is 2682 days
From 3/16/1991 ( my first successful major test of my ultraspace matter transportation device as Kerry Wayne Burgess the successful Ph.D. graduate Columbia South Carolina ) To 9/1/2006 is 5648 days
5648 = 2824 + 2824
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 7/27/1973 ( premiere US film "The Last American Hero" ) is 2824 days
From 5/7/1992 ( the first launch of the US space shuttle Endeavour orbiter vehicle mission STS-49 includes me Kerry Wayne Burgess the United States Marine Corps officer and United States STS-49 pilot astronaut ) To 9/1/2006 is 5230 days
5230 = 2615 + 2615
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 12/30/1972 ( Kerry Collins ) is 2615 days
From 4/2/1956 ( premiere US TV series "As the World Turns" ) To 9/1/2006 is 18414 days
18414 = 9207 + 9207
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 1/17/1991 ( the date of record of my United States Navy Medal of Honor as Kerry Wayne Burgess chief warrant officer United States Marine Corps circa 1991 also known as Matthew Kline for official duty and also known as Wayne Newman for official duty ) is 9207 days
From 4/2/1956 ( premiere US TV series "As the World Turns" ) To 9/1/2006 is 18414 days
18414 = 9207 + 9207
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 1/17/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the Persian Gulf War begins as scheduled severe criminal activity against the United States of America ) is 9207 days
From 1/17/1991 ( the date of record of my United States Navy Medal of Honor as Kerry Wayne Burgess chief warrant officer United States Marine Corps circa 1991 also known as Matthew Kline for official duty and also known as Wayne Newman for official duty ) To 9/1/2006 is 5706 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 6/17/1981 ( Zerna Sharp deceased ) is 5706 days
From 1/17/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the Persian Gulf War begins as scheduled severe criminal activity against the United States of America ) To 9/1/2006 is 5706 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 6/17/1981 ( Zerna Sharp deceased ) is 5706 days
From 5/19/1994 ( Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis deceased ) To 9/1/2006 is 4488 days
4488 = 2244 + 2244
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 12/25/1971 ( George Walker Bush the purveyor of illegal drugs strictly for his personal profit including the trafficking of massive amounts of cocaine into the United States confined to federal prison in Mexico for illegally smuggling narcotics in Mexico ) is 2244 days
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[ See also: http://hvom.blogspot.com/2016/11/idiocracy-2006.html ]
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Idiocracy (2006)
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USA 1 September 2006 (limited)
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Idiocracy (2006)
Full Cast & Crew
Luke Wilson ... Joe Bauers
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Star Trek Season 1 Episode 24
This Side of Paradise
Aired Unknown Mar 02, 1967 on NBC
AIRED: 3/2/67
http://www.nytimes.com/1981/06/19/obituaries/zerna-sharp-91-dies-in-indiana-originated-dick-and-jane-texts.html
The New York Times
ZERNA SHARP, 91, DIES IN INDIANA
ZERNA SHARP, 91, DIES IN INDIANA; ORIGINATED 'DICK AND JANE' TEXTS
By JOSEPH B. TREASTER
Published: June 19, 1981
Zerna A. Sharp, who created the concept for the Dick and Jane reading textbooks that were widely used in American classrooms for four decades, died on Wednesday at the Wesley Manor nursing home in Frankfort, Ind. She was 91 years old.
Miss Sharp never married and often referred to Dick and Jane as ''my children.'' She had been living in retirement in California and Indiana since 1964.
Miss Sharp conceived the illustrated readers while working as a traveling reading consultant for the publishing concern of Scott Foresman & Company after she had taught first grade for more than a decade and served as principal of an elementary school.
''She used to go down and sit on the beach on the South Side of Chicago and listen to the kids playing,'' said Robert L. Sharp, a nephew who lives in Frankfort, Ind. ''She noticed them saying, 'Look, look,' instead one word, 'Look.' That's how I understand the idea for the books came about.'' Simplicity of Texts
Miss Sharp did not write the books, but worked with an illustrator, Eleanor B. Campbell, and several others to produce the texts. In the books, only one new word was introduced on each page and no individual story introduced more than five new words. The illustrations showed the characters carrying out the action of the words.
''There's nothing these book children do that a child couldn't remember having done themselves,'' Miss Sharp once told an interviewer. ''They made the books part of themselves. We made reading easy for them and encouraged them to read more.''
The books had been criticized by some as casting Jane in stereotyped female roles, subordinate to Dick. But Miss Sharp replied: ''It never bothered the children. That's all an adult's viewpoint.''
By the early 1970's Scott Foresman had placed its emphasis on other reading texts, but a company spokesman said at the time that many schools ''are hanging on to them and are still deeply devoted to these books.''
Miss Sharp was born Aug. 12, 1889, the first of five children of the owner of a general store in Hillisburg, Ind. She studied at a teachers college in Marion, Ind., but never received a degree.
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Idiocracy (2006)
This reminds me of something.
Uh, "Rehabil-Rehabilate-
- Rehabilation."
- Why do you keep trying to read that word?
- You a fag?
- I'll fag your face!
- Come on, Frito.
- Yeah. I don't think so.
Oh, yeah.
This guy just got
his ass a pardon!
[ All Cheering ]
[ Laughing ]
Yeah!
[ Rock ]
Man, Rita. I mean,
I don't know what to say.
You saved my life.
No one's ever done anything like that for me.
Yeah, well...
you were looking out for the whole world so,
you know...
- I thought someone should look out for you too.
- Thanks.
I can't believe I'm even
saying this, but...
even though these people
tried to kill me...
- you know, I think I'm actually gonna
kinda miss 'em.
- Yeah.
Frito- he's gonna give us
a ride back to the time machine.
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Idiocracy (2006)
We now go live to Violence Channel
correspondent Formica Davis...
at the Extreme Court
with highlights on today's trial.
Thank you, Velveeta.
Well, it started off boring and slow...
with Not Sure trying to bullshit everyone
with a bunch of smart talk.
[ With Effeminate Voice]
Blah, blah, blah. You gotta believe me!
[ Normal Voice]
That part of the trial sucked.
But then, the chief"J"
just went off.
He said, "Man, whatever.
The guy's guilty as shit.
We all know that. "
And he sentenced his ass
to one night of Rehabilitation.
Hey, rehabilitation?
One night?
Doesn't sound so bad.
Not so bad, huh?
Here's some highlights
from last week's Rehabilitation.
[ Crowd Cheering ]
[ Engine Revving ]
[ Formica ]
And who could forget that wonderful finish...
by Rehab Officer Tylenol Jones?
[ Chuckling ]
And tomorrow night looks even more better.
Word is that Beef Supreme himself
might come out of retirement.
Wow. Thank you, Formica.
So you think you can escape again
like you did last time?
- No. They pretty much fixed that.
- How?
They chained me
to a big rock.
- [ Rita ] Oh.
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Idiocracy (2006)
[Joe] They're watering crops
with a sports drink?
[ Narrator] Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator
had come to replace water...
virtually everywhere.
Water, the basic component
of all life...
had been deemed a threat
to Brawndo's profit margin.
The solution came during
the budget crisis of 2330...
when the Brawndo Corporation
simply bought the F.D. A... .
And the F.C. C... .
Enabling them to say,
do and sell...
anything they wanted.
Joe didn't know
any of this...
but he did see a problem
that he might actually be able to solve.
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Kerry Collins
Biography
Date of Birth 30 December 1972, Lebanon, Pennsylvania, USA
Birth Name Kerry Michael Collins
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Seattle Times
Friday, June 19, 1992
Same Concerns, Different Angles -- Don Bonker And Patty Murray Debate The Issues In Senate Race
By Mark Matassa
OLYMPIA - While tossing off a couple of weak jokes about his tie, her shoes and even their wristwatches, Don Bonker and Patty Murray did get around to the issues.
As the first debate between the two prominent Democratic candidates for U.S. Senate, this was to be a test of substance.
Trouble was, with a couple of exceptions, the jokes offered as much help in distinguishing the candidates yesterday as the debate did.
For example, Bonker said he was in the race to address the economic well-being of the country, while Murray said she's motivated by pressures on individual and family finances.
Those differences in perspective are what Murray has continued to stress. She started a running joke months ago by relating a story about an Olympia lawmaker who said Murray would never be taken seriously because she was "just a mom in tennis shoes." With that, the tennis shoe became the symbol of her campaign and she began decrying all the male politicians wearing blue suits and red ties.
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Wonder Boys (2000)
Quotes
Grady Tripp: He said a few things that lead me to believe that the car was his.
Terry Crabtree: Such as?
Grady Tripp: "That's my car, motherfucker."
- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 06:46 AM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Monday 14 November 2016
