Still just as incontrovertibly true this day: There are only 3 distinct types of law enforcement people in Seattle King County Washington.

1. Those irredeemable punks who have been irredeemably corrupted by Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis for the purpose of the permanent subversion of United States federal justice and for the purpose of allowing on a daily basis Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis to get away with the murder of Americans.

2. The cowards.

3. Those that have been murdered and the majority of those murdered were murdered by Bill Gates.

3(a) Me.