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history Shuttle Flights & Mir Increments
Precourt: on STS-71 Practical Joke
"I think, really, for me personally, the memories of each of those flights will live with me for a long, long time. Having Vladimir [N.] Dezhurov, the first commander, who came back with us on Atlantis, on STS-71, sneak up behind me while I was doing some work on the flight deck-I was holding a volt ohmmeter-it has two electrical probes-and I was just about to make contact with an electrical circuit that we were repairing on the Shuttle when he made the sound of a 'Pht-t-t-t' in my ear. You can't jump in space, but you can sure go reeling in zero gravity, and I could have choked him, but he had this big grin on his face when I turned around and said, 'What are you doing?' And we've been really good friends ever since. It was just a neat experience to bring him to the Shuttle, show him around, and let him feel at home, and to be able to joke around like that makes for a good experience."
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Springfield! Springfield!
Dead Like Me
s02e06
Okay, what was the best thing about being a rock star? The same thing as the worst-- all the girls.
Shut the fuck up.
How was that possibly the worst? I had a family, and they left me.
My wife got sick of my repeated indiscretions.
I don't know, man.
I mean, shemarried a rock star.
What did she expect? I always blamed the drugs.
They made me feel defiant fearless immortal.
You are immortal.
You made music.
You live forever.
I beg to differ.
So embarrassing, but I I wanted to be you so badly.
I was I was there.
The church yard live, 1965, at Wembley.
How old are you? I'm the same age as I was then.
I'm beginning to get this.
You've just been hanging around for years, lurking in the corner.
Yeah immortal.
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Dead Like Me
s02e06
So--so do you mind if I keep this one?
No, I don't mind. Take anything you'd like. Just do me one good turn.
Anything, man.
Take the needle out before the police arrive. I don't want them taking pictures of that. My kids might see it.
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Dead Like Me Season 2 Episode 6
In Escrow
Aired Unknown Aug 29, 2004 on Showtime
George is given a new and hard responsibility at Happy Time, while Joy seems on the point of selling the house. Mason meets and reaps a hero from his youth, while Roxy tells Daisy that the relatives of the victim from which Daisy stole her cross want it back. Reggie is frightened by 'voices' after a babysitter abandons her - it makes her finally start talking to Joy about George.
AIRED: 8/29/04
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http://articles.latimes.com/1995-07-08/news/mn-21716_1_space-station
Los Angeles Times
Shuttle Lands With 3 Who Hitched Ride : Spaceflight: American and two Russians who were aboard space station for 3 1/2 months arrive in Florida. Atlantis delivered fresh crew mates to Mir.
July 08, 1995 From Times Wire Services
KENNEDY SPACE CENTER, Fla. — The space shuttle Atlantis glided to a landing Friday after the first East-West linkup in orbit in 20 years, bringing home an American and two Russians who spent an often dreary 3 1/2 months aboard the Mir space station.
The shuttle, with commander Robert L. (Hoot) Gibson at the controls, touched down at 7:54 a.m. PDT at the Kennedy Space Center, from where it was launched June 27.
"Welcome home, Atlantis . . . congratulations on a perfect end to your historic mission. A new era in human spaceflight has begun," shuttle communicator Curt Brown radioed the crew from Mission Control in Houston.
"We couldn't have said it better. We're proud to have been a part of it," Gibson radioed back from the cockpit.
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Dead Like Me
s02e06
That is Ned Benjamin from Lunateca.
He's your client.
Your client is not happy.
I'm working on it.
I swear.
What is it, Crystal? Package for Millie.
It's moving.
- Why is it moving?
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Dead Like Me
s02e06
Bloody hell.
Bloody hell, you're Gideon Jeffries.
Don't tell me you're another long-lost child of some groupie, because I'm tapped out.
Why don't you try Jagger? He's still touring.
Sorry.
Look, I-- I'm just such a tremendous, bloody fan of yours, man.
I mean this wasn't even a concert, was it? Do you know what I mean? It was a it was a fucking miracle.
That concert was 40 years ago.
You've got to be thinking about something else, mate.
Yeah, my uncle used to reminisce about it all the time.
Didn't shut up about it.
- Uncle? - Yeah.
http://www.britannica.com/biography/G-David-Schine
Encyclopædia Britannica
G. David Schine
American political figure
G. David Schine, U.S. political figure and businessman who gained notoriety as a member of Sen. Joseph McCarthy’s staff, which was attempting to expose corrupt and communist influences in U.S. government; Schine unintentionally figured in the senator’s public downfall in 1954, during widely televised congressional hearings to determine whether McCarthy and his staff had secured Schine preferential treatment when he was a private in the U.S. Army (b. Sept. 11, 1927--d. June 19, 1996).
http://www.nytimes.com/1996/06/21/us/crash-kills-g-david-schine-69-mccarthy-era-figure.html
The New York Times
Crash Kills G. David Schine, 69, McCarthy-Era Figure
By LAWRENCE VAN GELDER
Published: June 21, 1996
G. David Schine, a catalytic figure in the fierce drama that brought to a climax the chapter in American history known as the McCarthy era, was killed on Wednesday when a single-engine plane piloted by his son Berndt crashed shortly after takeoff from Burbank, Calif.
Mr. Schine, who was 69 and lived in Los Angeles, died with his wife, Hillevi, 64, and their son, 35. No one else was aboard the plane.
Mr. Schine's military service was central to the 36 days of testimony and argument that riveted hundreds of thousands of people to their television sets in the spring of 1954 to watch the Army-McCarthy hearings, which were unfolding in the marble-columned caucus room of the Senate Office Building in Washington.
The hearings proved to be not only a defining moment in the climate of postwar American politics but also an illustration of the immense power of the new medium of television to shape opinion.
To this day, those who witnessed the spectacle can recall Senator Joseph R. McCarthy, the Communist-hunting Republican from Wisconsin, demanding: "Point of order! Point of order, Mr. Chairman!"
They can see Mr. Schine's friend Roy M. Cohn, the sharp, aggressive chief counsel to the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations -- the so-called McCarthy Committee -- whispering behind his hand to the Senator.
And they can hear Joseph N. Welch, the Dickensian Boston lawyer who represented the Senator's adversary, the Army, admonishing him in the moment that defined his undoing: "Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?"
The answer to the question that the hearings were intended to resolve -- whether Senator McCarthy had employed undue pressure in an unsuccessful effort to win an officer's commission for Mr. Schine, an unpaid investigative aide of his who had been drafted -- proved inconclusive.
But Senator McCarthy's conduct during the hearings, including his abusive questioning of Robert T. Stevens, Secretary of the Army, led to a vote of censure against him by the Senate on Dec. 2, 1954. The power he had wielded during his unrestrained hunts for Communists in America was broken, and he died less than three years later. Mr. Cohn and Mr. Welch also predeceased Mr. Schine.
Gerard David Schine, born in Gloversville, N.Y., in 1927, was a graduate of Andover and Harvard (class of 1949) and the languid-looking heir to a hotel fortune when Mr. Cohn brought him to work for the investigations committee, headed by Senator McCarthy, in the spring of 1953.
That summer Mr. Schine, as the committee's chief consultant, and Mr. Cohn were dispatched to Europe by the Senator to inquire into "subversion" in the offices of American agencies there. They seemed comic and callow, and were pursued by British correspondents who chanted a parody of an old vaudeville routine: "Positively, Mr. Cohn! Absolutely, Mr. Schine!"
But they spread fear through embassies and consulates, and some officials lost their jobs because the Cohn-Schine team found detective stories by a pro-Communist writer on the shelves of one Federal agency, the International Information Administration.
In the fall of 1953, when Mr. Schine was drafted, the committee was in the midst of an acrimonious investigation of alleged Communist infiltration of the Army Communications Center at Fort Monmouth, N.J.
The Army contended that Mr. Cohn, Senator McCarthy and others had used pressure to demand that Private Schine be given a commission and other preferential treatment. The Senator retorted that the Army was using Private Schine as a "hostage" and that Secretary Stevens had tried to "blackmail" the committee into dropping its Fort Monmouth inquiry by threatening to publicize Mr. Cohn's activities on Mr. Schine's behalf.
On March 16, 1954, the committee voted to create a special subcommittee -- with another Senator, Karl E. Mundt, Republican of North Dakota, as chairman -- to look into the dispute. The stage was set for a tempestuous spectacle.
The ABC and DuMont television networks decided to carry the hearings live when they began on April 22, and by the time they ended on June 17 had transmitted 187 hours of coverage to an audience that sometimes numbered 20 million. One hundred twenty newspaper and magazine reporters were assigned to the hearings. The Associated Press later said that it had carried more than a million words about them, and The New York Times printed complete transcripts. Thirty witnesses testified, and the Capitol police estimated that 115,000 people attended.
There was testimony that Private Schine had gone absent without leave from Fort Dix, N.J., that he had been released from drills to accept hundreds of phone calls and that he had received passes every weekend and holiday during basic training. When the hearings began, he was transferred to Fort Myer, Va., near Washington, for the duration. He himself testified briefly, concerning the authenticity of a disputed photograph that purported to show him alone with Secretary Stevens.
When he left the Army in 1955 after two years of service that had eventually led him to a military police unit in Anchorage and elevated him only to the rank of corporal, the 28-year-old Mr. Schine said he was finished with politics and investigations of communism. He said he would devote himself to the hotel business.
For a time he served as president of the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles, part of the $150 million coast-to-coast theater, hotel and real estate empire of his father, J. Myer Schine. After some of the properties had been sold, Mr. Schine continued to maintain ties with the remaining enterprises. He became involved in film making, achieving success in 1971 as the executive producer of the Oscar-winning thriller "The French Connection." He also produced records.
In 1977, he and Mr. Cohn, maintaining that they had been defamed by a television movie about Senator McCarthy called "Tailgunner Joe," sued Universal Studios and NBC for $40 million. A New York appellate court ruled that they had no case.
In recent years Mr. Schine dabbled in the arts. Semi-retired, he was developing "Saturday Matinee," a compilation of clips from his library of Republic Studios films, and was planning a stage production of "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde." When he died, he was on his way to Palo Alto, Calif., to look at a theater for it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0991279/releaseinfo
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Oiltown, U.S.A. (1953)
Release Info
USA 27 February 1953 (Los Angeles, California)
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Dead Like Me
s02e06
I didn't do it. It was the guy before you.
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The American Presidency Project
Gerald Ford
XXXVIII President of the United States: 1974 - 1977
5 - Statement on Signing a Bill Establishing Rules of Evidence in Federal Court Proceedings.
January 3, 1975
I HAVE approved H.R. 5463, a bill establishing for the first time in our history uniform rules of evidence on the admissibility of proof in Federal court proceedings.
Enactment of this code culminates some 13 years of study by distinguished experts on the Federal judicial system. It will lend greater uniformity, accessibility, and intelligibility to Federal rules of evidence.
I salute the efforts of the Advisory Committee on Rules of Evidence and the Standing Committee on Rules of Practice and Procedure of the Judicial Conference of the United States, the Chief Justice and Associate Justices of the Supreme Court, the members of the Senate Committee on the Judiciary, the members of the House Subcommittee on Criminal Justice, and officials of the Department of Justice. Their joint efforts in a healthy spirit of compromise were essential to the completion of this new legal legislation.
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Dead Like Me
s02e06
Why do you worry so much? Yeah, why worry, right? Two great girls house in a nice neighborhood the teacher you make all the right choices and things fall apart.
"I made me great works, I builded me houses, "I planted me vineyards, and behold, "all was vanity and vexation of spirit.
" Ecclesiastes.
Right.
That's the one part of the bible I remember.
It was about lists.
I find lists very comforting.
A time to live a time to die.
There it is.
There's that sadness.
I want this apartment.
I want this life.
Let me do one more, just one more.
Fine, one more.
Draw me happy.
http://www.tv.com/shows/stephen-kings-the-stand/the-plague-1178981/
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Stephen King's The Stand Season 1 Episode 1
The Plague
Aired Sunday 12:00 AM May 08, 1994 on ABC
AIRED: 5/8/94
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Dead Like Me
s02e06
So what did her family say? You mean the grieving, stolen-cross family? Yeah.
They came to the precinct and complained.
They think the cops stole it.
It's an heirloom or some shit.
The fucking thing is older than you are.
- There's no need to be mean.
- Just give it back.
There's no law that says I have to.
Actually, there are several laws, Daisy Adair, including you-know-who's.
No need to bring him into it.
I'm keeping the cross.
Well, I'll say one thing.
You've got good taste.
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O.S.S. (1946)
Release Info
USA 26 May 1946 (New York City, New York)
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Dead Like Me
s02e06
Am I dead?
As dead as I've seen in a while.
Are you dead?
I was killed about a year ago, so I'm deadish.
Why was I killed?
I don't know. I don't make the rules. I just play by them. Chalk it up to bad timing, coach.
- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 12:03 AM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Sunday 27 March 2016
