D.U.F.F.

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The Simpsons (Repeat)

618 FXXPHD: Tuesday, March 29 10:30 PM [ 11:30 PM Tuesday 29 March 2016 Pacific Time USA ]

Sitcom, Animated

Old Yeller Belly

Owner H.K. Duff (guest voice Stacy Keach) makes Santa's Little Helper the new mascot for Duff Beer.

Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer Executive Producer(s): James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, David Mirkin

Original Air Date: May 04, 2003










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The Simpsons

Old Yeller-Belly


Dad, you can't let him take our dog.

My wads! I never even broke the wrapper.










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The Simpsons

Old Yeller-Belly


Well, boy, now that we've got you back, I'm never gonna let you go again.

Uh-oh, Dad, I think he peed on the rug.

To me, that says "I love you."

I think he left a "big hug" in your lunchbox.










From 8/8/1974 ( Richard Nixon announces his surrender and his intention to abandon his illegal presence in the United States federal White House ) To 5/4/2003 is 10496 days

From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 7/29/1994 ( premiere US film "Black Beauty" ) is 10496 days



From 12/25/1971 ( George Walker Bush the purveyor of illegal drugs strictly for his personal profit including the trafficking of massive amounts of cocaine into the United States confined to federal prison in Mexico for illegally smuggling narcotics in Mexico ) To 5/4/2003 is 11453 days

From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/12/1997 ( Bill Clinton - Remarks in ABC's "Straight Talk on Drugs" Radio Townhall Meeting ) is 11453 days



From 11/6/1956 ( premiere US film "Secrets of Life" ) To 5/8/1994 ( premiere US TV miniseries "Stephen King's The Stand"::miniseries premiere episode "The Plague" ) is 13697 days

From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 5/4/2003 is 13697 days



From 6/7/1961 ( premiere US film "The Shadow of the Cat" ) To 12/7/1998 ( my first day working at Microsoft Corporation as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and the active duty United States Marine Corps lieutenant colonel circa 1998 ) is 13697 days

From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 5/4/2003 is 13697 days





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The Simpsons Season 14 Episode 19

Old Yeller Belly

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 04, 2003 on FOX

AIRED: 5/4/03










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Stephen King

The Stand - The Complete & Uncut Edition


Chapter 38


He had joked at school about not being able to remember all his kids’ names










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IMDb


Dead Like Me (2003–2004)

Quotes


George: You really care how it's going with me?

Rube: Sure. You make my face look like this and concerned words come out.










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The Simpsons Season 14 Episode 19

Old Yeller Belly

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 04, 2003 on FOX

Quotes


Duffman: You're firing me?










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Old Yeller-Belly


Look, there's Duffman.
Okay, if you have 6 liters of blood and your blood is 80 percent alcohol how much alcohol do you have? Anyone? Hey, Duffman.
Please, I'm not Duffman anymore.
Just plain old Barry Duffman.
Oh, yeah, ha, ha.
But we need you to be Duffman again so we can get our dog back.
But I like it here helping the less fortunate.
It will be a cold day in hell before I shill beer again.










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Old Yeller-Belly


There you are, old pal. Ha, I finally found you.

Who the hell are you?

I'm this dog's owner. I raced him at the greyhound track under the name Santa's Little Helper. Good times.

Well, he's not yours anymore. You threw him out on Christmas Eve.

Yeah, don't listen to him, Mr. Duff VII. We took this dog in and loved him. And that makes him ours.

Oh, really? Well, this tape says different.

Kent, let me make this perfectly clear. I have no dog.










JOURNAL ARCHIVE: From: Kerry Burgess

Sent: Saturday, March 18, 2006 9:04 PM

To: Kerry Burgess

Subject: 291 days

For the past 291 days of lower-class homelessness and middle-class homelessness, I have not even had control over something as simple as turning off a light switch when I wanted to go to sleep. When does this end?


[JOURNAL ARCHIVE 18 March 2006 excerpt ends]










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Old Yeller-Belly


Hmm, needs beer.
Why, you little! Stop it, Homer.
That's inhumane.
- Use the choke chain.
- Fine.
I want you to sit there, look through the window, and watch me eat a ham.
Marge, prepare the emergency ham.
Oh.
This is the kind of shot you only get once in a lifetime.
Once in a lifetime.
Hmm.










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The Walking Dead Season 6 Episode 14

Twice as Far

Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Mar 20, 2016 on AMC

AIRED: 3/20/16



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The Walking Dead

Twice as Far


What's your name?

Rosita. What do you want?

Well, Rosita it's not what I want. It's what you and Daryl are going to do. You're going to let us into your little complex. It looks like it's just beautiful in there. And then you're going to let us take whatever and whoever we want or we blow Eugene's brains out. And then yours. And then his. I hope it doesn't come to that, really. Nobody else has to die. We just try and start with one. You know maximum impact to get our point across. So what's it gonna be? You tell me.

You wanna kill someone, you start with our companion hiding over there behind the oil barrels.










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Old Yeller-Belly


He bit me right in the Axis!










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Old Yeller-Belly


Once in a lifetime.
Hmm.
This photo gives me an idea.
We might've found our new Duff spokesperson.
He's young, he's slim, and he can stand on his hind legs.
Unlike our current spokesman.
Oh! Duffman could use an eye-opener.



- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 01:08 AM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Wednesday 30 March 2016