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The Simpsons

Marge vs. the Monorail


[ Lisa Simpson: ] Mr. Lanley! Aren't you gonna ride the monorail?

[ Lyle Lanley: ] Little lady, I'd love to, but I have to catch a plane.

[ Lisa Simpson: ] The ride only takes a minute.

[ Lyle Lanley: ] Yeah, well, my plane leaves in less than one minute.










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The Simpsons

Marge vs. the Monorail


[ Kent Brockman: ] Ladies and gentlemen, nothing brings out the stars - like the maiden voyage of a monorail. Everyone's here, from recently outed leading man Dash Calhoun










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The Simpsons 8:00p

"Marge vs. the Monorail" Ep.12 Sn.4










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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 12

Marge vs. the Monorail

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 14, 1993 on FOX

AIRED: 1/14/93










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The Simpsons (TV Series)

Marge vs. the Monorail (1993)

Quotes


Mayor Quimby: All right, I'm in charge here.

Chief Wiggum: Oh, run along, Quimby. I think they're dedicating a phone booth somewhere.

Mayor Quimby: Watch it, you talking tub of donut batter.

Chief Wiggum: Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby.

Mayor Quimby: You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass. Now beat it! I'm calling the shots.










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Proof Season 1 Episode 1

Pilot

Aired Tuesday 10:00 PM Jun 16, 2015 on TNT

AIRED: 6/16/15



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Pilot


Can you give me a minute? Don't you have anything that's glutenful? Listen, I was thinking maybe we could watch a movie later tonight.
Maybe order in some take-out.
Is this your awkward way of trying to reconnect where we, what, eat vegan Chinese food and watch some annoying chick flick?



- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 8:44 PM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Thursday 18 June 2015