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http://gateworld.net/atlantis/s2/transcripts/209.shtml


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STARGATE ATLANTIS

AURORA

EPISODE NUMBER - 209

DVD DISC - Season 2, Disc 3

ORIGINAL U.S. AIR DATE - 09.23.05


CAPTAIN: What if he is telling the truth? (Trebal turns to face him.) Do you not sense it too? That something is wrong?










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http://gateworld.net/atlantis/s2/transcripts/209.shtml


GateWorld


STARGATE ATLANTIS

AURORA

EPISODE NUMBER - 209

DVD DISC - Season 2, Disc 3

ORIGINAL U.S. AIR DATE - 09.23.05


DAEDALUS. Elizabeth and Caldwell are walking along on their way to the Bridge.

WEIR: Please don't force me to remind you that I do have discretionary power to utilize the Daedalus ...

CALDWELL (interrupting): I'm well aware of the extent of your powers, Doctor Weir.

WEIR: Colonel, do we have to ...

CALDWELL (interrupting again): Relax, Doctor, I happen to agree. The value of an Ancient warship in our hands instead of the Wraiths' is more than enough incentive for me.

WEIR: Good! Colonel Sheppard's team is ready to go.

CALDWELL: My crew can handle this.

WEIR: My team has far more experience with Ancient technology.

CALDWELL: My people will only get that kind of experience by going on this kind of a mission.

WEIR: Not this mission. We discovered it: we check it out. Your crew can cut their teeth on somethin' else.

CALDWELL (irritably): Fine. Have Colonel Sheppard's team ready to go in an hour.

WEIR (smugly): They're ready now.










http://gateworld.net/atlantis/s2/transcripts/209.shtml


GateWorld


STARGATE ATLANTIS

AURORA

EPISODE NUMBER - 209

DVD DISC - Season 2, Disc 3

ORIGINAL U.S. AIR DATE - 09.23.05


SHEPPARD: That is one long conversation.

McKAY: Yeah, well, more likely the interface was reactivated when the recall beacon from Atlantis was received. Either way, the neural feedback loop is incredibly active.

SHEPPARD: Any way to figure out what they're saying?

McKAY: Yes, of course -- it says right here: “Why is the smart one having to stop and answer so many questions?”!

CALDWELL: It's a fair question, Doctor.

McKAY (irritably): Of course it is! Being able to communicate with a living Ancient is the opportunity of a lifetime, but this system is a highly complex system which I will have ... (He trails off.) Wait a minute.

SHEPPARD: What?

McKAY: Answering your question. (He activates his radio.) Teyla. Found any more of the pods?

TEYLA (over radio): Yes, many, and there are many more decks we have yet to search.

McKAY: Are any of the pods empty?

TEYLA: A few.

McKAY: Perfect.

LATER. John and Rodney have joined Teyla and Ronon in another large dark room where a couple of the pods are empty. Rodney has hooked up his magic laptop to one of the pods.

SHEPPARD: You sure this is such a good idea?

McKAY: What's the matter, Colonel? Don't trust me?

SHEPPARD: No.

McKAY: Fine!

CALDWELL (over radio): You're proposing actually freezing yourself in one of those things?

McKAY: I should be able to tap into the neural network without actually initializing stasis. Look, it won't take long. I'll be in and out. (Caldwell looks doubtful. On the Aurora, John looks equally doubtful. Rodney tries to explain it to him.) Look, the quickest way to figure out what is going on in there is to tap into the system and communicate directly with the Captain. Need I remind you of the obvious value in this?










http://gateworld.net/atlantis/s2/transcripts/209.shtml


GateWorld


STARGATE ATLANTIS

AURORA

EPISODE NUMBER - 209

DVD DISC - Season 2, Disc 3

ORIGINAL U.S. AIR DATE - 09.23.05


CONTROL ROOM.

WEIR: What is it?

McKAY (indicating a point on a scanner screen): That is the signature of an Ancient ship called the Aurora. With the ZedP.M. now powering the city, we've been reactivating dormant systems. That one tracked the location of Ancient ships during the war.

SHEPPARD: A warship?

McKAY: See, look at his eyes all lighting up again. It's Pavlovian. I cross-checked the logs. They were on a reconnaissance mission. When we activated the ZedP.M., the city must have sent out some kind of an automated subspace beacon recalling ships back to Atlantis.

WEIR: How long before it gets here?

(Rodney turns and starts typing.)

McKAY: Well, given that it's at the edge of the Pegasus galaxy, let me see ... carry the four ... Forty-two million years. Should we go wait on the porch?

SHEPPARD: So we take a Jumper through the nearest Stargate, check it out.

McKAY: Clever, but wrong.

SHEPPARD: There are no nearby Stargates.

McKAY: Not within Jumper distance, no.

WEIR: Which leaves us only one way to get there.










http://gateworld.net/atlantis/s2/transcripts/209.shtml


GateWorld


STARGATE ATLANTIS

AURORA

EPISODE NUMBER - 209

DVD DISC - Season 2, Disc 3

ORIGINAL U.S. AIR DATE - 09.23.05


CALDWELL: All these years and just now the Wraith find this ship?

McKAY: Well, all these years the Aurora lay dormant. The signal from Atlantis woke it up, making it visible to the Wraith as well as us.

(Teyla turns to look out of the window and sees something.)

TEYLA: Is that it?

(Everyone looks. The Aurora is a huge ship but is very beaten up.)

SHEPPARD: Looks like it was in a helluva fight.

DEX: And lost.










http://gateworld.net/atlantis/s2/transcripts/209.shtml


GateWorld


STARGATE ATLANTIS

AURORA

EPISODE NUMBER - 209

DVD DISC - Season 2, Disc 3

ORIGINAL U.S. AIR DATE - 09.23.05


CAPTAIN: I wanna know who you are and how you got aboard this ship.

SHEPPARD: I told you: my name's Colonel John Sheppard -- part of an expedition ...

CAPTAIN: What expedition?

SHEPPARD: Let me bottom line this for you. We came from Atlantis -- except it's not quite the Atlantis you remember. Ten thousand years have gone by since you left. Look, I know all this sounds strange, but I'm telling you the truth. Right now you're all in your stasis pods aboard Aurora. The ship's been derelict for centuries. None of this is real. I expected you to know that.

TREBAL (to the Captain): You don't have time to bother with this nonsense. The hyperdrive modifications are much more pressing, sir.

SHEPPARD: What kind of hyperdrive modifications?

CAPTAIN: We're attempting to modify our propulsion in order to return to Atlantis as quickly as possible. Then we'll see if you're speaking the truth.

SHEPPARD: Look, the Atlantis you know doesn't exist any more. During the war with the Wraith, the city was evacuated back to Earth.

CAPTAIN: Evacuated? Why would we do that?

SHEPPARD: Sir, the war was lost.

CAPTAIN: Nothing is lost. Not yet. I have vital information concerning a weakness in Wraith technology and when I deliver the communiqué in my possession, the tide will most certainly turn in our favor.

SHEPPARD: That's right! The Atlantis mission log said you were on a recon mission. What-what-what kind of weakness are we talking about?

CAPTAIN: That information is reserved for the Council.

SHEPPARD: There is no Council any more!










http://gateworld.net/atlantis/s2/transcripts/209.shtml


GateWorld


STARGATE ATLANTIS

AURORA

EPISODE NUMBER - 209

DVD DISC - Season 2, Disc 3

ORIGINAL U.S. AIR DATE - 09.23.05


TREBAL: The hyperdrive construct modifications are commencing, sir.

CAPTAIN: Make certain the equations are entered in the correct sequence. We don't want to overload the control conduit.

TREBAL: Yes, sir.

(The Captain turns around in his chair and sees John standing behind him, smiling at him.)

CAPTAIN (to the crewman): Is this him?

CREWMAN: Yes, sir.

CAPTAIN (to John): You wear the uniform of my crew but I don't know you.

SHEPPARD: My name's Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard. We discovered your ship. We found you and your crew in the stasis pods; we decided to tap into the system in order to communicate with you.

(He smiles as if confident that this will explain everything. The Captain and Trebal, however, look at each other, bewildered.)

CAPTAIN (to John): “The system”?

SHEPPARD: This -- this, uh, virtual reality. (The Captain still looks confused.) You do know this is kind of simulated? (The Captain and Trebal again exchange glances. John looks round at the guards behind him. They too clearly aren't buying it.



































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- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 12:13 AM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Friday 26 June 2015