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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

"The Way We Weren't"

From 5/13/1987 to 1/11/2004 ("I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot") is: 6087 days
From 3/4/1959 to 11/2/1975 is: 6087 days

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%2C_%28Annoyed_Grunt%29-Bot

"I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot" is the ninth episode of The Simpsons' fifteenth season, which originally aired January 11, 2004.

Bart competes on "Robot Rumble", with the robot he has named "Chief Knock-A-Homer". He wonders where Homer is and sees another note, saying that Homer has to meet someone and cannot attend the match. Bart's first match is against the reigning champs, whose robot is called "Buzzkill," rather small, but has a mechanical arm with a buzzsaw on its end. Homer manages to defeat the robot (by using its own buzzsaw on itself), but receives many cuts and bruises and his right arm half-severed. Bart is thrilled to bits to see his robot win.





From 2/14/1986 to 3/28/2004 ("The Wandering Juvie") is: 6617 days
From 3/3/1959 to 4/14/1977 is: 6617 days

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wandering_Juvie

'The Wandering Juvie" is the sixteenth episode of The Simpsons' fifteenth season. The episode aired on March 28, 2004.

When the Simpson family is at the Costington's department store, Bart uses the wedding gift registry as a prank to register himself and his bride, "Lotta Cooties", for wedding presents. Bart invites many people to his so-called "wedding" and plans to take all the unused gifts back for store credit, but he is stopped in his tracks by Chief Wiggum, who arrests Bart. Bart tries to bribe Chief Wiggum with the wedding presents, but Chief Wiggum only accepts cash bribes, as stated on his badge. Bart is sentenced to six months of juvenile detention by Judge Constance Harm, going to a detention center.

At the detention center, Bart is being harassed by Gina Vendetti amongst others (she threatens to make his puberty very boring whilst wielding a penknife) when he encounters Homer, who has taken the job of being a prison guard to protect him. Unfortunately, his shift ends until two weeks from that day. He has another problem when he is partnered with Gina Vendetti for the "Prom". When they are dancing, Gina thinks of a way she can escape. But due to the fact that they are handcuffed together, she automatically brings Bart along. They are on the lam and look for a blacksmith who can remove their cuffs. They are freed, but after it happens, Gina is alone and forlorn. Gina yells at Bart and Bart calls her a psycho. They engage in a brutal fight and this time, Bart is so angry he acually wants to kill her as much as she wants to kill him. The police come and arrest them, telling the Simpsons that now Bart will be in Juvie even longer. Gina, feeling terrible, confesses she does not have a family when she returns to jail (also clearing Bart of all charges that would result in him remaining in prison), but the Simpsons and the prison warden step in to help Gina by offering a Mexican food feast in her cell at the end.





http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001264/

Sarah Michelle Gellar
Date of Birth: 14 April 1977

"The Simpsons" .... Gina (1 episode, 2004)
- The Wandering Juvie (2004) TV Episode (voice) .... Gina

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" .... Buffy Summers / ... (145 episodes, 1997-2003)





From 1/29/1964 (Innsbruck) to 3/10/1997 ("Buffy the Vampire Slayer") is 33 years, 40 days

'334'

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118276/

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (1997)
TV-Series 1997-2003

Release Date: 10 March 1997 (USA)

Sarah Michelle Gellar ... Buffy Summers / ... (145 episodes, 1997-2003)





From 4/14/1986 to 5/9/2004 ("The Way We Weren't") is: 6600 days
From 7/16/1963 to 7/24/1969 (Apollo 11 splashdown) is: 2200 days
2197 / 6600 = 0.333

'333'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Way_We_Weren%27t

"The Way We Weren't" is the twentieth episode of The Simpsons' fifteenth season. The episode aired on May 9, 2004.

When Homer and Bart fight over the use of a beer bottle Milhouse wants to use to kiss guys, it lands them in the Simpson family court, with Lisa presiding as judge. Marge, giving a testimony, tells the kids that when she was in high school, she had her first kiss with Homer, but Homer confesses that it was not his first kiss. Homer recalls that when he was 10, he went to a camp for underprivileged boys, Camp See-A-Tree, where Homer meets Lenny, Carl, and as a counselor, Moe. It turns out the summer camp is more like a prison and they go to work in the kitchen at a rich girls' camp across the lake. Homer finds a retainer and returns it to the girl who lost it, though he cannot see her (they are separated by the kitchen wall). She wants Homer to see her later that night. He does so, even though due to an accident with a switchblade he is wearing an eye patch. He tells Bart and Lisa that she was the prettiest girl he had ever met until he later met their mother, but Marge admits that she was that girl Homer met.

Marge gives her side of the story, saying that she was with Patty and Selma, Helen Lovejoy, Luann Van Houten and Cookie Kwan at their camp, "Camp Land-A-Man". At camp, Marge burns her hair with an iron by accident, turning it brown and she explains that is why Homer did not recognize her in high school. She meets Homer (who gives her a false name, Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar) and they kiss. They agree that the following night they will meet again, but Homer does not come. Marge mentions that she could not trust another boy for years. Homer says he did not return for another date because he fell off a cliff into the lake and drifted to a fat camp, "Camp Flab-Away", which counted Mayor Quimby, Chief Wiggum and Comic Book Guy as its participants. Although Homer escapes the fat camp and makes his way to Marge's camp, Marge has left the camp only seconds before he arrives, leaving Homer to be sexually harassed by Patty and Selma. Marge now knows the truth and forgives him, but she thinks that Homer won't be able to preserve their love for long. Homer disproves it by showing half of the heart he kept. Marge also kept hers (though for different reasons), and the two snuggle happily in their bed.