"another person wants to congratulate you for having a famous name."

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Homer to the Max [ The Simpsons ]

Original Airdate on FOX: 7-Feb-99


Criminal #1: It's the cops!

Criminal #2: Worse. The Police Cops.


% The two detectives in the car pull their guns out and start taking
% criminals out left and right; one of them tosses a crook into three
% others, destroying them all in a large explosion.

Bart: This isn't bad.

Homer: Isn't bad? Tell me one thing mankind has ever done mankind's ever done that's any better?

Lisa: The Renaissance?

Homer: This is better.


% The Police Cops have two crooks cuffed; they slam their chins against
% the hood of a police car.

Kaufman: Let's book 'em and roll

Simpson: And that's the end of that chapter.

Bank Owner: You men saved my bank! I'd like to donate forty dollars to charity in your honor. But, uh ... I don't know your names.

Kaufman: Lance Kaufman.

Simpson: Simpson, Detective Homer Simpson.

[the Simpsons all can't help but be a bit shocked by the character's name. Homer, however, can barely control his excitement]

Homer: [long, slow gasp] He's named like my name!!


% On the TV show, two women come to Homer Simpson's side; the Police
% Chief comes to talk to him.

Chief: I don't get it, Homer. You're a millionaire, and you've got all the babes you want. Why aren't you living it up in your palace in Europe?

Simpson: Well, let's just say I ... hate crime.



- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 04:09 AM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Monday 16 March 2015