by me, Kerry Burgess, 09/30/2026 11:29 AM
But wait there's more!
Oh, it is so tragic how this comedy is wasted
I have wasted over 20 years thinking I could rationalize with those dirtbags.
Fairly certain there is a point to all this: those dirtbags will never stop. That is the point that was the original intent of this public campaign of mine. To establish those dirtbags have robbed me of the best years of my life and there is no suggestion they ever intend to stop. You cannot rationalize with those dirtbags, you cannot shame those dirtbags
That woman is sitting there and must be thinking: Please, Jesus H. Christ, my Imaginary Friend up there on the clouds! Please God this can't be happening here in congress! That moron! We are so gullible and naive, Jesus H. Christ!
"And I think it does show two things: one, don't ask a question unless you know the answer, and when a prosecutor tells you that that never happened, maybe you should start doubting your chart," Klobuchar said.
From 6/29/1995 ( official documents State of South Carolina - sale recorded - as me, Kerry Burgess, the house I owned {then sold and no longer care about that specific place} on Country Club Drive in South Carolina, United States of America ) To 9/29/2026 ( ) is 11415 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 2/2/1997 ( ) is 11415 days
From 6/29/1995 ( the Mir space station docking of the United States space shuttle Atlantis orbiter vehicle mission STS-71 and for me after 05/10/2006: includes me Kerry Wayne Burgess the United States Marine Corps commissioned-officer and United States STS-71 pilot astronaut and my 3rd official United States of America National Aeronautics Space Administration orbital flight of 4 overall ) To 9/29/2026 ( ) is 11415 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 2/2/1997 ( ) is 11415 days
From 3/3/1959 ( the birthdate in Hawaii of my biological brother Thomas Reagan {the natural born human (intellectual highly augmented) and source of Kerry Burgess as a cloned human} ) To 9/29/2026 ( ) is 24682 days
24682 = 12341 + 12341
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 8/17/1999 ( Bill Clinton - Memorandum Authorizing Support for United Nations War Crimes Tribunal Established With Regard to the Former Yugoslavia ) is 12341 days
https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/senator-reveals-moment-she-knew-161204169.html
Yahoo! News
The Independent
Senator reveals the moment she knew viral Jack Smith gotcha was a slow-mo train wreck
Eric Garcia
Wed, September 30, 2026 at 9:12 AM PDT 3 min read
Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn.) revealed to The Independent what was going through her mind as she watched her Republican colleague, Sen. Eric Schmitt's (R-Mo.), attempt to catch former special counsel Jack Smith in a potential perjurious lie — only to see it all go off the rails and become a viral embarrassment.
Smith, the former special counsel charged with investigating Trump by then-Attorney General Merrick Garland, testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee on Tuesday.
During that time, Schmitt attempted to catch Smith in a lie by proving he had been in Georgia on Feb. 3, 2024 to watch the Atlanta Hawks game against the Golden State Warriors. Schmitt was trying to prove that Smith was in Atlanta at the same time that Fulton County Prosecutor Fani Willis, who had indicted Trump, disclosed her affair with special prosecutor Nathan Wade.
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"You will go down as a total dirtbag," Schmitt declared. But the moment quickly devolved into chaos when Smith said he did not recall and then later realized he had been in College Park, Maryland to watch the University of Iowa Hawkeyes women's basketball team play the University of Maryland Terrapins. The moment immediately went viral, as did the reaction from Sen. Katie Britt (R-Ala.),who had a shocked, jaw-agape look frozen on her face as the gotcha tables were turned.
"The minute I heard when they said Hawks and when Jack Smith said I never was at an Atlanta game, when you're from the Midwest, the Hawks also mean the Hawkeyes," Klobuchar told The Independent. She also took exception to Schmitt calling Smith a "dirtbag."
Klobuchar would later chastise Smith and confirm that the Hawkeyes led by Caitlin Clark played in Maryland and that the Hawkeyes won. The senior senator from Minnesota who is running for governor said she knew immediately how the mishap came to be.
"Because I was just going to ask some questions about January 6 and everything," the Minnesota Democrat said. "So when I started asking Smith questions, and then he said that he remembered that he was at the Maryland game because Iowa came, I knew immediately what it was, and so that's when I explained that I believed that they were confused, and it was the Hawkeyes."
Klobuchar's father was Jim Klobuchar who covered sports for the Minneapolis Star-Tribune and Klobuchar traveled to Iowa frequently when she ran for the Democratic nomination for president in 2020.
Sen. Katie Britt's look of horror after Eric Schmitt's Jack Smith 'gotcha' gaffe has gone viral (MSNOW)
"And I think it does show two things: one, don't ask a question unless you know the answer, and when a prosecutor tells you that that never happened, maybe you should start doubting your chart," Klobuchar said. "The second thing is the whole reason they did this hearing was to distract from what is going on right now."
Prior to being elected to the Senate, Klobuchar served as the chief prosecutor for Hennepin County.
"I believe this, you know, costs are up, chaos is up, corruption is up, and instead of doing a hearing on health care or on prescription drug prices, they go and decide to do this one," she said.
"Well, I guess they got their comeuppance."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Smith_(lawyer)
Jack Smith (lawyer)
From Wikipedia [ retrieved again by me, 09/30/2026]
John Luman Smith (born June 5, 1969) is an American attorney who has served in the United States Department of Justice as an assistant U.S. attorney, acting U.S. attorney, and head of the department's Public Integrity Section. He was the chief prosecutor at the Kosovo Specialist Chambers, an international tribunal at The Hague tasked with investigating and prosecuting war crimes in the Kosovo War. He served as a special counsel for the Department of Justice from November 18, 2022, until his resignation on January 10, 2025.
The Simpsons
"Mountain of Madness"
Original Airdate on FOX: 02-Feb-97
C. Montgomery Burns: Did you bring your family, Simpson?
Homer Simpson: Er, yes, sir. I thought I was *supposed* to.
C. Montgomery Burns: Imbecile! Simpson, your family will have to remain here!
Lisa Simpson: Aww!
Bart Simpson: Oh, man!
Marge Simpson: Don't worry, kids. This is a national park. We can have *lots* of fun!
Mountain Ranger: I'm afraid that's no longer true, ma'am. Budget cutbacks have forced us to eliminate anything the *least* bit entertaining.
[pauses]
Mountain Ranger: Well... uh, see ya.
The Simpsons
"Mountain of Madness"
Original Airdate on FOX: 02-Feb-97
Burns: Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire plant?
Smithers: Forty five seconds.
Burns: And what's our time so far?
Smithers: I don't know, sir. This stopwatch only goes up to fifteen minutes.
Burns: Damnation! What kind of slow coaches do I have working for me?
[Homer runs out the door]
Homer shuts the door and secures it with a bench, before he runs, panting, to his boss.
Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won, all right. You won more than you bargained for.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
- by me, Kerry Wayne Burgess, posted by me: 11:50 AM Pacific-timezone USA Wednesday 09/30/2026
