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Thursday, October 11, 2007

"The Parent Rap"

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/fractions

fractions

Mathematics An expression that indicates the quotient of two quantities, such as 1/3 .

A number that compares part of an object or a set with the whole, especially the quotient of two whole numbers written in the form a/b . The fraction 1/2 , which means 1 divided by 2, can represent such things as 10 pencils out of a box of 20, or 50 cents out of a dollar. See also decimal fraction, improper fraction, proper fraction.





http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/frogman

frogman

a swimmer specially equipped with air tanks, wet suit, diving mask, etc., for underwater demolition, salvage, military operations, scientific exploration, etc.

A swimmer provided with breathing apparatus and other equipment to execute underwater maneuvers, especially military maneuvers.

an underwater swimmer who uses breathing apparatus and flippers





http://www.snpp.com/episodes/CABF22

The Parent Rap

Original Airdate on FOX: 11-Nov-01


% Homer and Marge try to retreat from the houseboat, but a seal blocks
% their path. It barks, alerting judge Harm to the Simpsons'
% presence. She steps onto the dock and starts to look for the
% intruders. As she closes in on Homer and Marge, Homer tries to
% throw a cinderblock at her. Fortunately for Judge Harm, he misses
% her. Unfortunately, the block hits her boat instead, quickly
% sinking it.
%
% The next morning, Judge Harm studies the newspaper coverage of the
% sinking, which mentions that one of Harm's quilts was ruined.

Harm: Agh! That quilt was made by my grandmother.

Homer: So ... it cost you nothing.

Harm: Shut up. You two are not only horrible parents, you're violent criminals, and I'm going to lock you up 'till frogs do fractions.

[Marge and Homer look apprehensive]

Bart: [approaches the bench] Your Honor, may I say something?

Harm: Well, it is highly unorthodox, so no.

Bart: Please, your Honor? [puppy-dog look]

Harm: Oh, I can't resist that look. You remind me of me, when I was a little boy.

Bart: Your Honor, it's not easy being my parents. I'm always screwing up in school, and getting in trouble with the law. But if I grow up to be a halfway decent person, I know it will be because of my Mom and Dad. Everyone else might give up on me, but my parents never will.

Lisa: [sniffles] That's my brother.

Snake: Um, did she say she used to be a dude?

-- "The Parent Rap"





From 3/3/1959 to 6/8/1996 (USS Cole)(Saturday) is: 13612 days
13612 * 0.3459 = 4708 days
From 7/16/1963 to 6/7/1976 is: 4710 days

http://www.navysite.de/dd/ddg67.htm

USS Cole (DDG 67)

Commissioned: June 8, 1996


USS COLE's Commanding Officers:

June 8, 1996 - 1997 Commander Stewart O'Bryan, USN





http://www.fbi.gov/publications/terror/terror2000_2001.htm

U.S. Department of Justice
Federal Bureau of Investigation

October 12, 2000

BOMBING OF USS COLE, ADEN, YEMEN