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Subject: USS Cole (DDG 67)
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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/fractions
fractions
Mathematics An expression that indicates the quotient of two quantities, such as 1/3 .
A number that compares part of an object or a set with the whole, especially the quotient of two whole numbers written in the form a/b . The fraction 1/2 , which means 1 divided by 2, can represent such things as 10 pencils out of a box of 20, or 50 cents out of a dollar. See also decimal fraction, improper fraction, proper fraction.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/frogman
frogman
a swimmer specially equipped with air tanks, wet suit, diving mask, etc., for underwater demolition, salvage, military operations, scientific exploration, etc.
A swimmer provided with breathing apparatus and other equipment to execute underwater maneuvers, especially military maneuvers.
an underwater swimmer who uses breathing apparatus and flippers
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/SEAL
SEAL
a member of a Naval Special Warfare unit who is trained for unconventional warfare; "SEAL is an acronym for Sea Air and Land"
From 6/19/1968 to 11/9/2001 (Friday) is 3 weeks, 4 months, 33 years
'34-33'
From 11/9/2001 (Friday) to 11/11/2001 ("The Parent Rap")(Sunday) is: 2 days
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/CABF22
The Parent Rap
Original Airdate on FOX: 11-Nov-01
It begins with Bart and Milhouse accidentally stealing a police car. Expecting an easy judge, Bart is instead faced with Judge Constance Harm (Kaczmarek), a stern, no-nonsense arbiter. Noting Homer's contribution to the incident and sensing that Bart is "crying out for adult supervision." Her Honor orders the young troublemaker to be tethered to his father. The plan can't help but bring the pair closer to each other, but their new ling interferes with the relationship between Homer and Marge, who literally cuts the cord, landing her in Harm's way as well.
Did You Notice...
Lisa knows the court officer on a first name basis?
Homer does still have a job?
there doesn't appear to be any easy access to Judge Harm's houseboat by land?
- Springfield Shopper headline {af}
PAIR SINKS JUDGE'S HOUSE
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QUILT RUINED [pic of boat]
[ sinking ]
Clinton was never actually convicted of any crimes, so he wouldn't have been sentenced to community service... and what sort of crime matches the penalty of having to deliver mail?
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/CABF22
The Parent Rap
Original Airdate on FOX: 11-Nov-01
% Homer and Marge try to retreat from the houseboat, but a seal blocks
% their path. It barks, alerting judge Harm to the Simpsons'
% presence. She steps onto the dock and starts to look for the
% intruders. As she closes in on Homer and Marge, Homer tries to
% throw a cinderblock at her. Fortunately for Judge Harm, he misses
% her. Unfortunately, the block hits her boat instead, quickly
% sinking it.
%
% The next morning, Judge Harm studies the newspaper coverage of the
% sinking, which mentions that one of Harm's quilts was ruined.
Harm: Agh! That quilt was made by my grandmother.
Homer: So ... it cost you nothing.
Harm: Shut up. You two are not only horrible parents, you're violent criminals, and I'm going to lock you up 'till frogs do fractions.
[Marge and Homer look apprehensive]
Bart: [approaches the bench] Your Honor, may I say something?
Harm: Well, it is highly unorthodox, so no.
Bart: Please, your Honor? [puppy-dog look]
Harm: Oh, I can't resist that look. You remind me of me, when I was a little boy.
Bart: Your Honor, it's not easy being my parents. I'm always screwing up in school, and getting in trouble with the law. But if I grow up to be a halfway decent person, I know it will be because of my Mom and Dad. Everyone else might give up on me, but my parents never will.
Lisa: [sniffles] That's my brother.
Snake: Um, did she say she used to be a dude?
-- "The Parent Rap"
From 3/3/1959 to 6/8/1996 (USS Cole)(Saturday) is: 13612 days
13612 * 0.3459 = 4708 days
From 7/16/1963 to 6/7/1976 is: 4710 days
http://www.navysite.de/dd/ddg67.htm
USS Cole (DDG 67)
Commissioned: June 8, 1996
USS COLE's Commanding Officers:
June 8, 1996 - 1997 Commander Stewart O'Bryan, USN
http://www.fbi.gov/publications/terror/terror2000_2001.htm
U.S. Department of Justice
Federal Bureau of Investigation
October 12, 2000
BOMBING OF USS COLE, ADEN, YEMEN
