From 6/7/1976 to 4/9/1994 (STS-59 launch into Earth orbit) is: 5 days, 930 weeks
'59-3'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STS-59
STS-59 was a Space Shuttle program mission that took place in 1994. The launch was chronicled by the 1994 Discovery Channel special about the Space Shuttle Program.
Launch: April 9, 1994
Landing: April 20, 1994
Crew
Sidney M. Gutierrez (2), Commander
Kevin P. Chilton (2), Pilot
Linda M. Godwin (2), Payload Commander
Jay Apt (3), Mission Specialist 1
Michael R. Clifford (2), Mission Specialist 2
Thomas D. Jones (1), Mission Specialist 4
From 1/22/1955 (Thomas David Jones) to 7/21/1987 is: 11868 days
11868 = 5934 + 5934
'59-34'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_D._Jones
Thomas David Jones (born January 22, 1955) was a United States astronaut. He was selected to the astronaut corps in 1990 and completed four space shuttle flights before retiring in 2001. He flew on STS-59 and STS-68 in 1994, STS-80 in 1996 and STS-98 in 2001. His total mission time was 53 days 48 minutes.
From 3/4/1976 to 2/14/1991 ("Principal Charming") is: 5460 days
5460 * 0.359 = 1960 days
From 3/4/1976 to 7/16/1981 is: 1960 days
'3-59'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principal_Charming
"Principal Charming" is the fourteenth episode of The Simpsons' second season, airing on February 14, 1991.
Patty and Selma visit the wedding of a man that could have easily been Selma's husband had Patty not gotten in the way. Selma realizes that she needs to find a husband and begs Marge to help her. Marge enlists the help of Homer to seek one out, however, Homer has trouble finding anyone suitable.
From 3/4/1959 to 3/4/1976 is: 17 years
http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/index.php?pid=5662&st=&st1=
176 - Remarks on Awarding the Congressional Medal of Honor to Four Members of the Armed Forces.
March 4th, 1976
We are gathered here today to honor four Americans for exceptional military gallantry in the service of our Nation. All four of these men distinguished themselves above and beyond the call of duty. I deeply regret that one of the awards, to the late Captain Lance P. Sijan, of the United States Air Force, is posthumous. The other three, Rear Admiral James P. Stockdale, United States Navy; Colonel George E. Day, United States Air Force; and Lieutenant Thomas R. Norris, United States Naval Reserve, are here with us today.
From 3/4/1976 to 12/28/1991 (Saturday) is 15 years, 9 months, 3 weeks, 3 days
'1-59-33'
From 12/26/1991 ("I Married Marge")(Thursday) to 12/28/1991 (Saturday) is: 2 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Married_Marge
"I Married Marge" is the 12th episode of the The Simpsons' third season. The episode title is a play on the 1952 sitcom I Married Joan. The episode aired on December 26, 1991.
The episode featured three songs, "The Logical Song" by Supertramp, "You Light Up My Life" by Debbie Boone and "Nine to Five" by Dolly Parton.
Couch gag First Airing: The family (except Maggie) cartwheel into place and strike a `Ta da!' pose. Maggie hops onto the couch and joins them, striking the same pose.
This is probably about Phoebe's father thinking I had passed out drunk out at the wedding. As with "Homer" in "War Of The Simpspons," I remember the true circumstances of what all was happening that day and I also remember how Phoebe looked like an angel to me.
From 7/16/1963 to 7/16/1979 is: 5844 days
5844 + 5844 = 11688 days
From 3/4/1959 to 3/7/1991 ("Bart's Dog Gets an F")(Thursday) is: 11691 days
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701063/
"The Simpsons"
Bart's Dog Gets an F (1991)
Original Air Date: 7 March 1991 (Season 2, Episode 16)
Plot Outline: After an uncontrollable Santa's Little Helper destroys several important Simpson possessions, Homer announces that he will be thrown out of the house unless he completes obedience training.
From 10/11/1968 (Apollo 11 launch into Earth orbit) to 1/31/1991 ("The Way We Was") is: 8147 days
8147 * 0.3433 = 2796 days
From 10/11/1968 (Apollo 11 launch into Earth orbit) to 6/7/1976 is: 2796 days
'34-33'
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701269/
"The Simpsons"
The Way We Was (1991)
Original Air Date: 31 January 1991 (Season 2, Episode 12)
Plot Outline: Homer and Marge tell the story of how they met and fell in love in high school.
This second episode was about a month after the premiere episode of "The Simpsons" television series. It also makes me think of "The Hulk" television series from the 1970's.
From 3/3/1959 to 1/14/1990 ("Bart the Genius") is: 11275 days
'November 2, 1975'
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0756593/
"The Simpsons"
Bart the Genius (1990)
Original Air Date: 14 January 1990 (Season 1, Episode 2)
Plot Outline: Bart ends up at a school for gifted children after cheating on an IQ test.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0756593/quotes
Memorable quotes for
"The Simpsons"
Bart the Genius (1990)
[after Bart turned himself green in a science accident]
Homer: Don't be discouraged, son. I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioactive_Man_%28The_Simpsons_character%29
First appearance On Simpsons TV show: Bart the Genius (first mention), The Telltale Head (first appearance of comic book)
Radioactive Man, within the world of the animated series The Simpsons, is a comic book superhero who acquired his powers after surviving an atomic bomb explosion. His sidekick is Fallout Boy, and his catchphrase is "Up and atom!"
From 7/16/1963 to 1/21/1976 is: 1 day, 653 weeks
'1-653'
From 1/21/1976 to 11/4/1977 ("The Incredible Hulk") is: 653 days
'653'
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076190/
The Incredible Hulk
Release Date: 4 November 1977 (USA)
Tagline: A scientist is exposed to a massive dose of gamma rays - and becomes a superhuman beast...
Plot Outline: A T.V. movie based on the comic-book character, telling the story of how he came to be.
From 4/12/1967 (USS Ray) to 3/16/1993 (USS Ray de-comm.) is: 9470 days
9470 = 4735 + 4735
From 7/16/1963 to 7/2/1976 is: 4735 days
From 3/3/1959 to 9/2/1965 (Princeton University) is: 6 years, 5 months, 30 days
'653' (hull number)
http://www.navysite.de/ssn/ssn653.htm
USS Ray (SSN 653)
Commissioned: April 12, 1967
Decommissioned: March 16, 1993
http://www.nvr.navy.mil/nvrships/details/SSN653.htm
RAY (SSN 653)
SUBMARINE (NUCLEAR-POWERED)
Commission Date: 04/12/1967
Decommission Date: 03/16/1993
From 7/16/1963 to 9/2/1965 (Princeton University) is: 779 days
From 1/21/1976 to 3/10/1978 ("The Incredible Hulk") is: 779 days
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077031/
"The Incredible Hulk" (1978)
TV-Series 1978-1982
Release Date: 10 March 1978 (USA)
Tagline: How the legend began.
Plot Outline: A fugitive scientist has the curse of becoming a powerful green monster under extreme emotional stress.
From 1/22/1934 (Bill Bixby) to 12/21/1968 (Apollo 8 launches for Moon orbit) is 34 years, 334 days
'34-334'
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0084642/
Bill Bixby
Date of Birth: 22 January 1934
"The Incredible Hulk" .... Dr. David Bruce Banner / ... (80 episodes, 1978-1982)
I don't remember the role of "Dr. Helen Banner" in that series. I don't think that was his wife but maybe she was some other relative.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0611707/
Diana Muldaur
Date of Birth: 19 August 1938
"Star Trek: The Next Generation" .... Doctor Pulaski (20 episodes, 1988-1989)
"The Incredible Hulk" .... Dr. Helen Banner / ... (2 episodes, 1979-1981)
From 2/24/1958 (Mark Moses) to 5/1/1967 is: 3353 days
From 5/1/1967 to 7/4/1976 is: 3352 days
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0608601/
Mark Moses
Date of Birth: 24 February 1958
Platoon (1986) .... Lt. Wolfe
"Enterprise" .... Henry Archer (2 episodes, 2001)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Archer
Captain Jonathan Archer, played by Scott Bakula, is a fictional character and the protagonist of the television series Star Trek: Enterprise.
Archer is captain of the starship Enterprise from 2151 to 2161, and later President of the United Federation of Planets from 2184 to 2192.
According to a computer display in the episode "In a Mirror, Darkly", historian John Gill considered Archer "the greatest explorer of the 22nd century." The same display states that two planets were named after Archer: Archer IV and Archer's Planet.
The son of famed warp engineer Henry Archer and his wife Sally, Jonathan Archer was born in 2112 in Upstate New York, where he spent most of his formative years
Seasons 1 and 2: The explorer
Archer gets his sea legs. As a man who loves to travel amongst the stars, he realizes being captain is a larger duty than manager and astronomer. Quickly, Archer runs into species from all over the quadrant trying to kill him and his crew. Run-ins with the Mazarites, the Tholians, the Suliban, and the Klingons cause him to become more of a military commander.
In addition, Archer learns the duties of captain should include diplomat. During seasons 1 and 2, he is somewhat uncomfortable with the role, especially in the episode "A Night in Sickbay" where his pet beagle, Porthos, contracts an illness while on an alien world.
While exploring, Archer makes quick enemies of the Klingons on his first mission. In a dispute with the Klingon Empire in 2152, he is convicted and sentenced to exile on Rura Penthe, even though he is innocent of charges and despite the Klingons having acknowledged his previous service to the Empire. With his escape, a bounty is put on Archer's head and tensions with the Klingon Empire increase.
From 3/16/1998 (Deployed) to 9/15/2006 (UK "The Queen") is: 4 days, 443 weeks
'4443'
From 3/3/1959 to 7/16/1963 is: 4 years, 4 months, 13 days
13 / 30 = 0.43
From 3/3/1959 to 7/16/1963 is: 4 years, 4.43 months
'4443'
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436697/releaseinfo
Release dates for
The Queen (2006)
UK 15 September 2006
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436697/quotes
Memorable quotes for
The Queen (2006)
HM Queen Elizabeth II: [Getting her car stuck in a ford] Oh, bugger it.
Prince Philip: Sleeping in the streets and pulling out their hair for someone they never knew. And they think we're mad!
From 3/15/1998 (Deployed) to 9/1/2006 ("Lassie") is: 441 weeks, 5 days
'4415'
from 3/4/1959 to 7/16/1963 is 4 years, 4 months, 1 week, 5 days
'4415'
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0431213/
Lassie (2005)
Release Date: 1 September 2006 (USA)
Tagline: More Than A Hero. A Legend.
Plot Outline: A family in financial crisis is forced to sell Lassie, their beloved dog. Hundreds of miles away from her true family, Lassie escapes and sets out on a journey home.
From 3/15/1998 (Deployed) to 2/24/2001 (Saturday) is: 35 months, 9 days
'3-59'
From 2/21/2001 (Wednesday) to 2/24/2001 is: 3 days
From 2/24/2001 to 2/28/2001 (Wednesday) is: 4 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Workforce_%28Voyager_episode%29
Airdate
February 21, 2001
February 28, 2001
Workforce is a two-part episode from the seventh and final season of the TV series Star Trek: Voyager.
Kathryn Janeway happily shows up for her first day of work at an energy plant.
She befriends a man named Jaffen and soon runs afoul of Annika Hansen, the efficiency monitor. Tuvok, a fellow employee, acts weirdly and claims that they don't belong there. A prominent doctor diagnoses Tuvok with "dysphoria syndrome" and begins treatment.
Tom Paris manages to get himself fired from the energy plant even though there is a labor shortage. He takes a job at a bar, and befriends B'Elanna Torres, a pregnant woman who works at the energy plant.
Meanwhile, Chakotay and Harry Kim return to Voyager from a short mission away to find the ship empty and the Emergency Command Hologram in charge. The ECH explains the situation. The whole crew has been forced off the ship and taken to the planet nearby.
Chakotay has himself surgically altered to look different and goes down to the planet and abducts Torres, but he himself doesn't escape.
Part II
With Neelix's help, Torres begins to remember her life as a starship engineer. On the planet, Chakotay has a tougher time overcoming Janeway's skepticism at his story that she's a starship captain.
A young doctor begins to become suspicious that so many people of the same species have dysphoria syndrome and that almost all of them got jobs at the energy plant. Annika Hansen begins taking Tuvok's rants seriously, and with help from a detective, uncovers the plot.
The Voyager crew returns to the ship.
From 4/19/1963 (Valerie Plame) to 3/15/1998 (Deployed) is: 34 years, 330 days
'34-33'
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1976209/
Valerie Plame
Date of Birth: 19 April 1963, Anchorage, Alaska, USA
Undercover C.I.A. officer, who was identified as a CIA operative in a newspaper column by Robert Novak on July 14, 2003. The ensuing political controversy, commonly referred to as the Plame affair, or the CIA leak scandal, led to a Justice Department investigation and numerous indictments within the Bush administration.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0177769/
Fever (1999)
Henry Thomas ... Nick Parker
Teri Hatcher ... Charlotte Parker
From 3/15/1998 (Deployed) to 2/2/2001 is: 34 months, 18 days
30 * 0.59 = 17.7 days
From 3/15/1998 (Deployed) to 2/2/2001 is: 34.59 months
'34-59'
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0177769/releaseinfo
Release dates for
Fever (1999)
USA 2 February 2001 (New York City, New York)
From 7/16/1963 to 10/10/1999 is: 13235 days
13235 / 2 = 6617 days
From 3/3/1959 to 4/14/1977 is: 6617 days
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0177769/releaseinfo
Release dates for
Fever (1999)
UK 10 October 1999 (Raindance Film Festival)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0177769/plotsummary
Plot summary for
Fever (1999)
An art teacher (Henry Thomas) spends his nights painting. One night he hears noises in the loft over his. Investigating, he discovers an interloper (David O'Hara), who claims he is going to rent the area despite the landlord's earlier assurances that he would not rent the area. Shortly after this incident, the landlord (Sandor Tecsy) is found murdered. The investigation turns towards a drunken evictee (John Tracy) who was seen arguing with the landlord. However, his unwanted neighbor appears threatening and malevolent. Plagued by nightmares, the artist also starts acting irrationally and becomes a suspect.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fever_%28film%29
Fever (1999) is a psychological thriller by Alex Winter.
Nick Parker (Henry Thomas) is a struggling young artist suffering a mental and physical breakdown. When a violent murder happens in his apartment building, it pushes him to the edge of sanity. Suspected by his sister (Terri Hatcher) and tracked by a police detective (Bill Duke), Parker begins to think he may have committed the murder himself except for the appearance of a mysterious drifter (David O'Hara) who has moved in upstairs. Is he a witness or a murderer, and was it all a setup or illusion? The bottom line is: Who can you trust when you can no longer trust yourself?
Reviews
A.O. Scott in The New York Times: Pure Hitchcockian panic. An arresting example of what a talented filmmaker can do with the sparest of means.
Godfrey Cheshire in Variety: An eerie, insinuating tale of urban dread and mental breakdown, [and] reps an impressively sophisticated solo directorial debut.
Dennis Lim in the Village Voice: With the director's impeccably chic expressionism and Henry Thomas's persuasive, dread-soaked performance, Fever sustains a convincingly spooky ambience throughout. Winter achieves a degree of technical polish rare among American independents.
Phil Hall, Film Threat Mediocre thriller about a starving artist suspected of murder.
From 3/16/1998 (Deployed) to 8/6/2004 ("Tiger Cruise") is: 333 weeks, 4 days
33-34
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0397113/
Tiger Cruise (2004) (TV)
Release Date: 6 August 2004 (USA)
Tagline: Maddie wanted a father. What she found was a hero.
Plot Outline: In the wake of the World Trade Center attacks, a naval carrier with civilians on board is ordered in combat mode.
Hayden Panettiere ... Maddie Dolan
Bill Pullman ... Cmdr. Gary Dolan
Barbara Niven ... Kate Dolan
From 3/15/1998 (Deployed) to 3/9/2002 (Saturday) is: 3 years, 359 days
'33-59'
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0268695/
The Time Machine (2002)
Release Date: 8 March 2002 (USA)
From 7/21/1987 to 8/20/2001 ("The Anniversary Party") is: 5144 days
'5144'
From 3/4/1959 to 7/16/1963 is 5 days, 1 week, 4 months, 4 years
'5144'
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0254099/releaseinfo
Release dates for
The Anniversary Party (2001)
UK 20 August 2001 (Edinburgh Film Festival)
From 3/15/1998 (Deployed) to 6/24/2001 ("The Anniversary Party") is: 3 years, 3 months, 9 days
9 / 30 = 0.3 month
From 3/15/1998 (Deployed) to 6/24/2001 ("The Anniversary Party") is: 3 years, 3.3 months
'333'
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0254099/
The Anniversary Party (2001)
Release Date: 24 June 2001 (USA)
Tagline: It's not a party until something gets broken.
Phoebe Cates ... Sophia Gold
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0254099/plotsummary
Plot summary for
The Anniversary Party (2001)
Celebrity couple Joe and Sally Therrian are going through yet another rough stage in their six-year marriage: while Joe's novels have been climbing higher and higher on the best-seller lists, Sally's film career has been steadily sinking into oblivion. Joe's been given the rights to cast and direct the screenplay of his latest book, but rather than resurrect Sally's career by casting her in the lead role, he's given it to Sally's rival, Skye Davidson. Even worse, he's invited Skye to their anniversary bash. Will the marriage, or anything else for that matter, survive the party?
From 3/29/1919 (Eileen Heckart) to 7/16/1963 is 44 years, 15 weeks, 4 days
'4415'
From 3/4/1959 to 7/16/1963 is 4 years, 4 months, 1 week, 5 days
'4415'
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0373012/
Eileen Heckart
Date of Birth: 29 March 1919
Heartbreak Ridge (1986) .... Little Mary
From 7/4/1924 (Eva Marie Saint) to 3/4/1959 is: 12661 days
From 7/16/1963 to 3/15/1998 (Deployed) is: 12661 days
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001693/
Eva Marie Saint
Date of Birth: 4 July 1924
Superman Returns (2006) .... Martha Kent
From 3/15/1998 (Deployed) to 2/18/2003 (Tuesday) is 59 months, 3 day
'59-3'
From 2/16/2003 ("Barting Over")(Sunday) to 2/18/2003 (Tuesday) is: 2 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barting_Over
"Barting Over" is an episode of The Simpsons advertised by FOX to be the 300th episode of the show. It aired on February 16, 2003.
The episode is actually episode number 302 of the series. Episode 300 of The Simpsons is "Strong Arms of The Ma", which aired February 2, 2003, two weeks earlier.
The episode was advertised as 300th because FOX does not count Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire in the episode count, and the episode was also held over so it could air on the same day as the Daytona 500, so eventually it went to air being hyped as the 300th. In the episode, Marge wonders how many times Homer did something crazy and Lisa says it's 300. Marge then says she thought it was 302, to which Lisa says 'Sssh!', referencing the fact that this episode was actually the 302nd.
From 3/15/1998 (Deployed) to 4/8/2001 (“Insane in the Mainframe”) is: 3 years, 3 weeks, 3 days
'333'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insane_in_the_Mainframe
“Insane in the Mainframe” is the eleventh episode in season three of Futurama. It originally aired April 8, 2001.
While at Big Apple Bank to open a retirement fund, Fry and Bender become involved in a holdup. The criminally insane robot Roberto hands them bags of cash for their trouble, and after he runs off, Fry and Bender are arrested for the robbery. At the trial, Roberto surreptitiously threatens to kill Fry should Fry testify against him. After pleading insanity, both Fry and Bender are sent to the HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots.
Once there, the doctors refuse to acknowledge that Fry is human, due to their use of the logic that, if Fry is a patient in a robot asylum, then he must be a robot. Fry is roomed with car-dealer Malfunctioning Eddie, who is undergoing treatment for his exploding problem. Fry perseveres, surviving on food coughed up by a sick vending machine robot.
But just when Fry thinks he is going to be released, he gets a new roommate: the insane bank robber Roberto, who was captured after robbing the same bank again. Shortly after, Fry is released, having been “cured” of his delusion of humanity. Roberto, fed up with life in the asylum, breaks out and takes Bender with him. Back at the Planet Express building, Fry attempts to discover his function as a robot.
A newly escaped Roberto robs the Big Apple Bank a third time, and Bender takes him back to the Planet Express building to hide out. New New York police surround the building, and Roberto takes the staff hostage. Fry, now convinced that he is a battle droid, takes on Roberto, who jumps out a window and is apprehended by the police. Fry, seeing that he was cut by Roberto, realizes that he is human.
From 3/4/1959 to 2/26/1993 is: 33 years, 359 days
'333-59'
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106856/
Falling Down (1993)
Release Date: 26 February 1993 (USA)
Tagline: The adventures of an ordinary man at war with the everyday world.
Plot Outline: An unemployed defence worker frustrated with the various flaws he sees in society, begins to psychotically and violently lash out against them.
Robert Duvall ... Detective Martin Prendergast
Rachel Ticotin ... Detective Sandra Torres
From 11/1/1958 (Rachel Ticotin) to 12/14/1972 (Apollo 17 leaves Moon) is: 5157 days
From 11/1/1958 (Rachel Ticotin) to 7/16/1963 is: 1718 days
1718 / 5157 = 0.333
'333'
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001797/
Rachel Ticotin
Date of Birth: 1 November 1958
Total Recall (1990) .... Melina
Falling Down (1993) .... Detective Sandra Torres
"Lost" .... Captain Teresa Cortez (2 episodes, 2005-2006)
From 7/21/1987 to 4/16/1996 ("This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About") is: 3192 days
3192 = 1596 + 1596
From 3/3/1959 to 7/16/1963 is: 1596 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Is_a_Long_Drive_for_Someone_with_Nothing_to_Think_About
This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About is the first proper full-length album by indie rock band Modest Mouse. The album was released under Up Records on April 16, 1996, on both Compact Disc and vinyl LP. The vinyl LP release contains two extra tracks.
Track listing
"Dramamine" – 5:42
"Breakthrough" – 4:06
"Custom Concern" – 4:28
"Might" – 1:31
"Lounge" – 6:33
"Beach Side Property" – 6:59
"She Ionizes & Atomizes" – 4:21
"Head South" – 4:22
"Dog Paddle" – 2:02
"Novocain Stain" – 3:42
"Tundra/Desert" – 5:24
"Ohio" – 6:01
"Exit Does Not Exist" – 4:57
"Talking Shit About a Pretty Sunset" – 5:50
"Make Everyone Happy/Mechanical Birds" – 6:04
"Space Travel Is Boring" – 1:53
From 4/12/1981 (STS-1 launch) to 7/21/1987 is: 2291 days
From 7/21/1987 to 10/28/1993 ("Treehouse of Horror IV") is: 2291 days
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701279/
"The Simpsons"
Treehouse of Horror IV (1993)
Original Air Date: 28 October 1993 (Season 5, Episode 5)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701279/plotsummary
Plot summary for
"The Simpsons"
Treehouse of Horror IV (1993)
When Homer announces he would sell his soul for a donut, the Devil, disguised as Ned Flanders, shows up to take him up on the offer. Second Act, while ridings to school, Bart believe he sees a malevolent gremlin on the side of the bus. And final act, Mr. Burns is Dracula, in a spoof of Francis Ford Coppola's vampire film.
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F04.html
[1F04] Treehouse of Horror IV
Original airdate in N.A.: 28-Oct-93
So the Reaper feels he has no choice but to sentence Homer to an eternity. But Marge runs in with a photo of Homer and her at her wedding. It's a picture of Homer choking in an emergency room, and Marge explains that Homer ate the entire wedding cake by himself before the wedding. The jury find this roundly amusing. But she hastily tells them, "Read the back!"
Blackbeard: {[looking at the photo] Arr, 'tis some kind of treasure map!}
Arnold: {You idiot! You can't read.}
Blackbeard: {Aye, 'tis true. My debauchery was my way of compensatin'!}
-- No brain cells left, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Arnold reads, "Dear Marge: you have given me your hand in marriage. All I can give you in return is my...soul, which I pledge to you forever." Lizzie announces, "We've heard enough. Your Honor, we find that Homer Simpson's soul is legally the property of Marge Simpson and not of the devil." The devil is despondent, but Bart and Lisa are elated.
The judge and jury disappear in a puff.
From 7/21/1987 to 1/8/1997 (Wednesday) is: 3459 days
'34-59'
From 1/5/1997 ("El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)")(Sunday) to 1/8/1997 (Wednesday) is: 3 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Viaje_Misterioso_de_Nuestro_Jomer_%28The_Mysterious_Voyage_of_Homer%29
Orig. airdate January 5, 1997
Couch gag The family parachutes to the couch; Homer's parachute fails sending him plummeting
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)", also known as The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer,[2] is the ninth episode of the eighth season of The Simpsons, which originally aired January 5, 1997.[3] The episode sees Homer eat an "Insanity Pepper" and go on a mysterious voyage, which features surreal animation to depict the elaborate hallucination. It was written by Ken Keeler, directed by Jim Reardon[3] and features Johnny Cash in a guest spot as the "Space Coyote".
Homer starts off the day by trying to read his morning paper, only to discover a large section is missing. He questions the family, but everyone denies doing it, even Marge, who is holding a pair of scissors. Lenny later calls asking Homer if he would need a ride that afternoon, to which Homer asks why. As he is trying to hear what Lenny is saying, Marge turns on the vacuum cleaner, and disconnects the phone jack with it.
Marge starts acting suspiciously by smoking cigarettes, and Homer decides to go for a walk outside and smells chili, causing him to suddenly remember the annual Chili Cook-Off. Marge admits that she had tried to keep Homer from going because of Homer's behavior at the previous year's event. He got extremely drunk and got inside of a cotton candy maker yelling, "Look at me! I'm a puffy pink cloud!"
After some begging, Marge allows Homer to go, with the condition that he not drink any beer. While at the cook-off Homer demonstrates an extraordinary ability to withstand hot foods, until he falls victim to Chief Wiggum's chili which is spiked with "The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatenango." At first unable to eat the fantastically hot peppers, Homer eventually eats several of them after coating the inside of his mouth with candle wax.
The peppers bring on a hallucination in which Homer is trapped in a bizarre fantasy world. He encounters a large snake, a gigantic butterfly, a tortoise and he even destroys the sun. Homer finally arrives at a large pyramid and meets his spirit guide - a coyote. The coyote advises Homer to find his soulmate, and questions Homer's assumption that he has already found her in Marge. Meanwhile, Marge hears of Homer's strange behavior and believes that he broke his promise and drank beer. She angrily gathers the kids and drives home.
The next day, Homer regains his senses while lying in a golf course sand trap. He rationalizes his dream, comparing the desert he wandered in to the real life location, and the talking coyote with a passing talking dog. After returning home, he finds Marge angry with him for odd behavior at the cook-off. Homer then makes note of their fundamental personality differences. Filled with doubt, he searches elsewhere for a soulmate, yet fails in each instance.
Eventually he becomes convinced that the lighthouse keeper might be his soulmate, since they would both be theoretically lonely individuals, but instead finds the lighthouse is operated by a machine. Seeing a ship, Homer destroys the lighthouse's light in hopes that it will cause the boat to come closer. Suddenly Marge arrives, having known exactly where Homer would go, and she and Homer realize that they share a profound mystical understanding and decide that they really are soulmates.
Meanwhile, the ship runs aground, spilling its precious cargo of hot pants. The citizens of Springfield happily retrieve the pants while Marge and Homer embrace
From 3/4/1959 to 11/18/1997 ("The Lonesome Crowded West") is: 14139 days
From 7/16/1963 to 6/7/1976 is: 4710 days
4710 / 14139 = 0.333
'333'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lonesome_Crowded_West
The Lonesome Crowded West is the second full-length album recorded by indie rock band Modest Mouse. Many critics and fans hail it as the band's "breakthrough" album.
The album was released on Up Records on November 18, 1997, on both compact disc and vinyl LP.
From 6/7/1976 to 12/7/1984 ("2010") is: 4 days, 443 weeks
'4443'
From 3/3/1959 to 7/16/1963 is: 4 years, 4 months, 13 days
13 / 30 = 0.43
From 3/3/1959 to 7/16/1963 is: 4 years, 4.43 months
'4443'
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086837/
2010 (1984)
Plot Outline: A joint American-Soviet space expedition is sent to Jupiter to learn what happened to the Discovery.
Release Date: 7 December 1984 (USA)
From 3/3/1959 to 6/7/1976 is: 6306 days
From 6/7/1976 to 9/12/1993 (STS-51) is: 6306 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STS-51
STS-51
Launch: September 12, 1993
Landing: September 22, 1993
From 6/7/1976 to 10/11/1989 (Michelle Wie) is: 4 days, 4 months, 13 years
'4413'
From 3/3/1959 to 7/16/1963 is: 4 years, 4 months, 13 days
'4413'
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1984988/
Michelle Wie
Date of Birth: 11 October 1989, Honolulu, Hawaii, USA
From 2/3/1943 (Blythe Danner) to 6/7/1976 is: 33 years, 125 days
125 / 365 = 0.34 year
From 2/3/1943 (Blythe Danner) to 6/7/1976 is: 33.34 years
'33-34'
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001100/
Blythe Danner
Date of Birth: 3 February 1943
Futureworld (1976) .... Tracy Ballard
The Great Santini (1979) .... Lillian Meechum
"Will & Grace" .... Marilyn Truman (11 episodes, 2001-2006)
From 6/7/1976 to 6/1/1977 (Danielle Harris) is: 359 days
'3-59'
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0364583/
Danielle Harris
Date of Birth: 1 June 1977
The Last Boy Scout (1991) .... Darian Hallenbeck
From 6/7/1976 to 7/23/1989 (Daniel Radcliffe) is: 4794 days
4794 * 0.333 = 1596 days
From 3/3/1959 to 7/16/1963 is: 1596 days
'333'
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0705356/
Daniel Radcliffe
Date of Birth: 23 July 1989
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) .... Harry Potter
From 3/3/1959 to 6/7/1976 is: 6306 days
From 6/7/1976 to 9/12/1993 ("Lois & Clark") is: 6306 days
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106057/
"Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" (1993)
TV-Series 1993-1997
Release Date: 12 September 1993 (USA)
Plot Outline: In addition to fighting evil, Superman has a burning romance with Lois Lane in both his identities.
Dean Cain ... Clark Kent / ... (87 episodes, 1993-1997)
Teri Hatcher ... Lois Lane (87 episodes, 1993-1997)
From 11/20/1921 (Phyllis Thaxter) to 3/3/1959 is: 13617 days
13617 * 0.3459 = 4710 days
From 7/16/1963 to 6/7/1976 is: 4710 days
'34-59'
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0857187/
Phyllis Thaxter
Date of Birth: 20 November 1921
Superman (1978) .... Martha Kent
From 6/7/1976 to 6/13/1988 ("Forever Your Girl") is 6 days, 144 months
'6144'
From 3/3/1959 to 7/16/1963 is 6 days, 1 week, 4 months, 4 years
'6144'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forever_Your_Girl
Forever Your Girl is the debut album from singer Paula Abdul. It was released on June 13, 1988
From 6/7/1976 to 12/7/1984 ("Agent Provocateur") is: 4 days, 443 weeks
'4443'
From 3/3/1959 to 7/16/1963 is: 4 years, 4 months, 13 days
13 / 30 = 0.43 month
From 3/3/1959 to 7/16/1963 is: 4 years, 4.43 months
'4443'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_Provocateur
Released December 7, 1984
Agent Provocateur is the fifth album by American/British rock band Foreigner, released in 1984. A concept album, the songs tell the story of a spy who sees life through both the inside and the outside.
From 12/23/1968 (Monday) to 6/7/1976 (Monday) is: 2723 days
From 6/7/1976 (Monday) to 11/21/1983 ("Seven and the Ragged Tiger") is: 2723 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_and_the_Ragged_Tiger
Seven and the Ragged Tiger is Duran Duran's third studio album, released globally in November, 1983. It would prove to be the last studio album for the band's original lineup until 2004's Astronaut.
Released 21 November 1983
Track listing
2. "New Moon On Monday" – 4:16
From 7/16/1963 to 5/10/1982 ("Rio" album) is: 6873 days
6873 / 2 = 3436 days
From 7/16/1963 to 12/11/1972 (Apollo 17 lunar landing) is: 3436 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rio_%28album%29
Rio is an album by Duran Duran, originally released worldwide on May 10, 1982, but re-released in November in the United States. It reached #2 in the UK and #1 in Australia.
From 6/7/1976 to 11/1/1982 ("Rio" single) is: 334 weeks
'334'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rio_%28song%29
Single by Duran Duran
from the album Rio
B-side(s) "The Chauffeur"
"Hold Back The Rain"
Released November 1, 1982 (UK)
"Rio" is a hit single from the album Rio by Duran Duran, and one of their most recognizable songs and music videos.
"Ever since, people think we spend all our time riding around in silk suits, on yachts, getting wet." -- Nick Rhodes
From 3/3/1959 to 6/8/1996 (Saturday) is: 13612 days
13612 * 0.3459 = 4708
From 7/16/1963 to 6/7/1976 is: 4710 days
http://www.navysite.de/dd/ddg67.htm
USS Cole (DDG 67)
Commissioned: June 8, 1996
USS COLE's Commanding Officers:
June 8, 1996 - 1997 Commander Stewart O'Bryan, USN
From 3/4/1959 to 6/7/1976 is: 6305 days
From 6/7/1976 to 9/11/1993 (USS Forrestal) is: 6305 days
http://www.navysite.de/cvn/cv59.htm
USS Forrestal (CV-59)
Decommissioned: September 11, 1993
http://www.nvr.navy.mil/nvrships/details/AVT59.htm
FORRESTAL (AVT 59)
(ex-CVB 59, CVA 59, CV 59)
Decommission Date: 09/11/1993
