http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/haver
to equivocate; vacillate.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/vacillate
to sway unsteadily; waver; totter; stagger.
to oscillate or fluctuate.
To sway from one side to the other; oscillate.
From 7/16/1963 to 5/3/1991 (Friday) is 333 months, 17 days
30 * 0.59 = 17.7 days
From 7/16/1963 to 5/3/1991 (Friday) is 333.59 months
'333-59'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Simpsons
Episode no. 33
Orig. airdate May 2, 1991
Marge and Homer throw a party. Homer gets drunk and humiliates himself by leering at Maude Flanders, telling off total strangers, and stumbling over furniture. The next day at church, Marge signs up for a weekend retreat of marriage counseling hosted by Reverend Lovejoy and his wife. Marge recruits Grampa for the weekend to babysit since the babysitter she previously hired was emotionally scarred by Bart when he was a baby.
Marge and Homer throw a party. Homer gets drunk and humiliates himself by leering at Maude Flanders, telling off total strangers, and stumbling over furniture. The next day at church, Marge signs up for a weekend retreat of marriage counseling hosted by Reverend Lovejoy and his wife. Marge recruits Grampa for the weekend to babysit since the babysitter she previously hired was emotionally scarred by Bart when he was a baby.
Homer finds out that the retreat will be held at Catfish Lake and packs his fishing equipment, despite Marge telling him that the retreat will be resolving their differences. On the way there, he learns of the legendary catfish, General Sherman, named after the Civl War era Union general. The only known picture of Sherman resembles the famous Loch Ness Monster photograph.
Meanwhile, at home, left with Grampa, Bart and Lisa decide to hold a party. At the lake the next morning Homer tries to sneak away to go fishing. Marge is upset that Homer would choose fishing over their marriage. Homer takes a walk instead. On the dock, Homer finds an abandoned fishing pole. The pole, with General Sherman on the line, yanks him off the pier into a small rowboat, and onto the lake. From their cabin window, Marge watches Homer battle General Sherman.
Bart and Lisa's party has ended and the house is a total mess. Watching Grampa cry and fearing that he will get in trouble, they frantically clean up the house, not knowing he was pretending.
Marge attends the workshops alone while Homer catches his fish. When he returns, Marge tells him their marriage is in trouble if he values fish more than her. To prove that he loves Marge more he lets the fish go (despite battling it for several hours) and they return together to a clean house.
http://snpp.com/episodes/7F20.html
War of the Simpsons
the music Marge uses to drown out her argument with Homer is the same music that the doctor used in `Simpson and Delilah' to drown out his conversation with Homer?
Marge explains that they're throwing a party to pay back all the friends who had invited them over.
Homer: Never thrown a party? What about that big bash we had with all the champagne and musicians and holy men and everything?
Marge: That was our wedding!
Homer: Oh.
-- pre-party discussion, ``War of the Simpsons''
Marge: Homer, go easy on the alkyhol. Remember last year at the Winfields' party when you threw up in the laundry hamper?
Homer: No.
Marge: Mm.
-- Homer starts getting tipsy, ``War of the Simpsons''
Dr. Hibert is not amused by Homer's gag ice cube. Bart swipes some `horse doovers'', and Homer asks him to do ``that thing you know how to do'' for the adults. Bart doesn't know what he's talking about, so Homer sends him to bed. Later that evening, Homer makes a fool of himself with a lampshade on his head. Meanwhile, Maggie gets into the pile of coats and makes confetti of the dollar bills. Homer drunkenly tells off a guest, and looks down Maude's dress. The guests leave...
Dr. Hibert: If you want him to live through the night, I suggest you roll him onto his stomach.
Marge: Thank you, I will, Dr. Hibert. Thanks for coming.
Dr. Hibert: Remember, I said `if'.
-- The party's over, ``War of the Simpsons''
The next morning, Marge vacuums around Homer, and drags him into the car.
Bart: They're fighting in the car again.
Lisa: That music always sends a chill down my spine.
-- The kids watch Marge and Homer talk in the car, ``War of the Simpsons''
Homer talks to Bart.
Homer: About last night. You might have noticed Daddy acting a little strange and you probably don't understand why.
Bart: I understand why. You were wasted.
-- Damage control, ``War of the Simpsons''
Homer: I'm sorry it happened, and I just hope you didn't lose a lot of respect for me.
Bart: Dad, I have as much respect for you as I ever did or ever will.
Homer: Awww.... [pats Bart's head]
-- Damage control, ``War of the Simpsons''
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sideshow_Bob
Robert Underdunk Terwilliger, better known by his stage name Sideshow Bob, is a fictional character on The Simpsons. He is voiced by Kelsey Grammer, who won an Emmy for the role in 2006. Wizard Magazine rated Bob as the 66th greatest villain of all time.[1]
Sideshow Bob was originally Krusty the Klown's TV sidekick, and was often fired out of a cannon. (He also communicated solely with a slide whistle, despite being well-spoken).
He has since become a villainous homicidal maniac. He is known for his abnormally large feet and hair, which give him the appearance of a palm tree (or, more popularly, a nuclear mushroom cloud), as well as his grandiloquence and inability to actually kill anyone, especially his archenemy Bart Simpson. He has a tendency to step on rakes, causing them to spring up and hit him, as evidenced in both Cape Feare and Day of the Jackanapes. Some viewers have described him as "Frasier as a homicidal maniac" (appropriate as his voice actor, Kelsey Grammar, played Frasier Crane).
He was named after Dr. Terwilliker from The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T[2], although the name Terwilliger is a prominent boulevard in Portland, Oregon. Groening has used many Portland streets and landmarks as names for characters, ranging from Mayor Quimby to neighbor Ned Flanders to Reverend Lovejoy.
From 5/13/1987 to 2/25/1990 ("The Telltale Head") is 33 months, 12 days
12 / 30 = 0.4 month
From 5/13/1987 to 2/25/1990 ("The Telltale Head") is 33.4 months
'334'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Telltale_Head
Orig. airdate February 25, 1990
"The Telltale Head" was the eighth episode of The Simpsons. The episode deals with Bart pulling a questionable stunt that shocks the entire town. The title is a play on Edgar Allan Poe's The Tell-Tale Heart.
Characters making a first appearance in this episode are:
Sideshow Bob, though his first speaking role is in Krusty Gets Busted
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krusty_Gets_Busted
Orig. airdate April 29, 1990
"Krusty Gets Busted" is the 12th episode of the first season of The Simpsons. The episode originally aired April 29, 1990. This episode marks the first full-fledged appearances of Krusty the Clown, Itchy & Scratchy and also the first speaking appearance of Sideshow Bob which therefore is the first guest appearance of Kelsey Grammar.
