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Polar Vortex Ripped in Half by Anomalous Jet Stream, High Arctic Experiencing 32 Degree F Above Average Temperatures Over Broad Region


A dangerous and weather-wrecking polar heat amplification in the Arctic set off by human-caused global warming keeps kicking into higher and higher gear…

What models predicted earlier this week and what we reported on Thursday has finally happened. A major influx of record-breaking winter warmth has flooded into the high Arctic, disrupting the polar vortex to the point that it is currently ripped in twain.


by robertscribbler on January 27, 2014





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Polar Vortex Ripped in Half by Anomalous Jet Stream, High Arctic Experiencing 32 Degree F Above Average Temperatures Over Broad Region


On the Pacific side, we see a powerful ridge in the Jet Stream invading deep into the Chukchi and Beaufort Seas before again turning south. Some of the warmer air carried up by this extreme northward thrust of the Jet, however, bleeds further north, spilling up and over the North Pole. There it links with the second warm air thrust coming up from Europe. To the south, the polar vortex is now misaligned and severed. The two resulting, lesser, cold vortexes are now centered hundreds of miles to the south of their typical zones — with one over Hudson Bay and the other over the Yedoma region of Siberia.

Over the next week, model forecasts predict this severing of the polar vortex to continue with the current, anomalous, pattern remaining in play at least until February 2nd.

What we are observing is the start of the tumultuous and stormy throws of an imperiled winter in the Northern Hemisphere. A crisis that is bound to continue and worsen for at least some time. One that, if we don’t stop our greenhouse gas emissions soon, will certainly progress to a period in our not too distant future when winter no longer exists, perhaps a century or two from now. But make no mistake, these episodes of extreme polar warmth during wintertime that flush the cold air out and southward are no less than the palpitating heart of winter thrumming with the terrible arrhythmia of its eventual demise.


by robertscribbler on January 27, 2014










http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F22.html

Bart of Darkness

Original airdate in N.A.: 4-Sep-94


The sun, that happy Springfieldian character, beats down on the placid town. Hans Moleman walks out of his house, into the heat, and looks up. "Well, you're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun," he observes, and holds his glasses off his face a bit. The sun's rays focus through the thick lenses, burning twin holes in his shirt and setting it on fire. "Oh, rats," he laments.

At the Springfield Wax Museum, a teenager leads a group on a tour. "And here we have the world-famous Beatles," his voice cracks, "exactly as they looked performing on the Ed Sullivan show." He motions to four puddles of wax on a stage. "I hardly think it's fair to be charged full price; I'm up to my knees in the original cast of 'Mash'!" Skinner exclaims, literally standing in the puddles of wax that were once models of Alan Alda, Jamie Farr, et al.

A hippie on the street plays his guitar and sings, "Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy," but an angry Springfield citizen punches him in the face and walks off scowling.

Homer, however, has found a great way to beat the heat: he's opened the refrigerator door and put a tent in front of it. Turning the coldness knob to "10", he tapes the tent door flaps to the freezer. Bart and he sit inside in their underwear with boxes of frozen food to keep their skin cool.

Bart: Homer, my hat goes off to you.

Homer: It's _cool_ in here, boy. For the rest of the summer, we can live inside the refrigerator.

Marge: [poking her head in] Homer, the fridge wasn't meant to be used this way...although I must say, it's certainly refreshing!

[She and Lisa crawl in]

[Maggie does too, and goes to sleep on some jello]

Homer: I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.

Marge: Won't this overload the motor?

[the motor buzzes, then fizzles and smokes]

Homer: Marge, can you set the oven to "cold"?



- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 12:06 PM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Tuesday 05 August 2014