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E-I-E-I-(ANNOYED GRUNT)
Original Airdate on FOX: 7-Nov-1999
% At dawn the next day, Homer awakes from a restless night's sleep.
% Outside, a musical horn blares. It turns out the colonel isn't just
% a blowhard after all. He has arrived right on time, in a motor home
% decorated with dueling society stickers. The colonel stands in
% front of it, expertly twirling a pistol.
Homer: He's out there, isn't he?
Marge: I'm afraid so, and his wife's with him.
Homer: [looks at the wife, who's rather attractive] Growl!
Marge: Homer!
Homer: Hey, I'm not dead yet. [a knock is heard at the door] Oh! Oh! Save me, Marge! I saved you!
Marge: Why don't you have the colonel's wife save you?
Homer: Oh, Marge, that's in the past. Just let it go.
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Memorable quotes for
Major Payne (1995)
Major Payne: My Name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. As of 0800, I am replacing Major Frankfurt as your commanding officer.
Cadet Deak Williams, Cadets: Booo. Boooooooooooooooo.
[Major Payne has fired warning shots in the air from his pistol for their insubordination; he slowly lowers it]
Major Payne: See what we have here is a failure to communicate.
[walks up to his cadets]
Major Payne: Do not attempt to challenge my authority. I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots into a well-discipline cadet unit. From this day forward your sorry asses belong to me. You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose or dig in your buts without my say so. Know this, killing is my business, ladies, and business is good.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/probable%20cause
probable cause
(law) evidence sufficient to warrant an arrest
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King County, Washington [ RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 ]
[ ROGUE STATE ]King County is located in the [ ROGUE STATE ]Washington. The population in the 2000 census was 1,737,034, and in 2009 was an estimated 1,909,300. By population, King is the largest county in [ ROGUE STATE ]Washington, and the 14th largest in the United States.
The county seat is [ ROGUE STATE ]Seattle, which is the state's largest city.
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Memorable quotes for
Major Payne (1995)
Major Payne: Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL!
