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Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
I can't believe I'm crying|in front of you.
You must think I'm so pathetic.
No, no, no, I admire a man|who can cry.
- Really?|- Don't touch my coat.
Sorry, that's my phone.
- Hello?|- Hey, Rach, how's it going?
Oh, my God,|this is the worst date ever.
Oh, come on.
Look, you know what, I'm sorry, but did|you really think that this was going well?
- What's up?|- Hey, did you stop by here?
{y:i}- No.|- Oh, my God! Then...
Thank God! Emma, there you are!
What? What do you mean,|"there you are"? Where was she?
We were playing peekaboo.|She loves it when I'm dramatic.
- Why the hell did you take her?|- Because you two were having sex!
- No, we weren't.|- Don't you lie to me.
I can tell by Chandler's hair. You are|so lazy. Can't you get on top for once?
All right. All right, we were.
We're trying to make a baby.|Monica's ovulating.
It's unacceptable that you'd|have sex with Emma in the next room.
- I'll have to tell Rachel about this.|- Please don't. She will kill us.
Hey, I gotta. Unless...
Unless what?
Unless you name|your first-born child Joey.
- What? Why?|- Hey, I may never have kids...
...and somebody's gotta|carry on my family name.
Your family name is Tribbiani.
You almost had me.
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Thursday, January 13, 2000
Gates relinquishes CEO title
By Paul Andrews
Special to The Seattle Times
Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates today said he was relinquishing the mantle of chief executive officer, turning over management of the world's most highly valued company to his No. 2, Steve Ballmer.
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"Friends" (1994)
Season 9, Episode 14: The One with the Blind Dates
Original Air Date—6 February 2003
As they think Ross and Rachel should get back together with Emma, Joey and Phoebe, when asked to fix them up with blind dates, plan to make those so horrible they'll run back. Phoebe does a great job: Steve is so unattractive he even makes himself cry; Joey found his own nightmare woman, a history teacher, not realizing she risks looking ideal to Ross, but she stands Ross up, making him the object of bets by the waiters how late he will leave. Chandler and Monica accepted to babysit Emma, but him being bored without a job and she ovulating, their sex drive gets the better of them, so Joey finds the baby 'exposed to perversion' next to the bedroom
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Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
I just have to say this.
- You're really beautiful.|- Wow, that's very sweet. Thank you.
I'm kind of funny-looking.
- What?|- Look, I mean, come on...
...you're way out of my league.|Everybody in here knows it.
I bet that guy over there|is probably saying:
"Why's she out with him?|He must be rich."
Well, I'm not.
What do you think you want to order?|I'm real excited about that chicken.
I'm not funny, either.
So if you were thinking,|"Well, he's not that good-looking...
...but maybe we'll have some laughs,"|that ain't gonna happen.
Well, come on, Steve,|let's not rule out nervous laughter.
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Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
This is kind of weird|to talk to you about this, but...
Monica told me you had a blind date.
- Yeah.|- I did too.
But is it technically a date|if the other person doesn't show up?
Oh, no. Do you think she walked in,|saw you and left?
Why does everyone keep saying that?
If it makes you feel any better,|I wish my date hadn't shown up.
- That bad?|- Well, he makes T-shirts for a living...
...and he thought it would be|appropriate to give me...
...this.
"Female Body Inspector"?
What size is that?
Now wait a minute. So they're gonna|name their first child Joey?
How do I get them to name|the next one after me?
It's easy. You just|walk in on them having sex.
Oh, so they owe me,|like, three Phoebes.
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Motive (law)
In law, especially criminal law, a motive is the cause that moves people to induce a certain action. Motive in itself is seldom an element of any given crime; however, the legal system typically allows motive to be proven in order to make plausible the accused's reasons for committing a crime, at least when those motives may be obscure or hard to identify with.
The law technically distinguishes between motive and intent. "Intent" in criminal law is synonymous with mens rea, which means no more than the specific mental purpose to perform a deed that is forbidden by a criminal statute, or the reckless disregard of whether the law will be violated.[citation needed] "Motive" describes instead the reasons in the accused's background and station in life that are supposed to have induced the crime.
Motive is particularly important in prosecutions for homicide. First, murder is so drastic a crime that most people recoil from the thought of being able to do it; proof of motive explains why the accused did so desperate an act.
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Bill Gates
William Henry Gates III (born October 28, 1955 in Seattle, Washington, USA) is an American business magnate, philanthropist, the world's third richest person (as of 2008), and chairman of Microsoft
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transvestite
A person who dresses and acts in a style or manner traditionally associated with the opposite sex.
someone who adopts the dress or manner or sexual role of the opposite sex
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prostitute
a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money
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alibi
Law. the defense by an accused person of having been elsewhere at the time an alleged offense was committed.
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fugitive
Running away or fleeing, as from the law.
Fugitive from justice (Law), one who, having committed a crime in one jurisdiction, flees or escapes into another to avoid punishment.
a person who flees; especially : a person who flees one jurisdiction (as a state) for another in order to elude law enforcement personnel
