Thursday, November 17, 2011

"Shark porn"




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[3F15] A Fish Called Selma

Original Airdate in N.A.: 24-Mar-96



Meanwhile, Marge and Patty try to tell Selma that Troy is just using her, but she doesn't want to admit it. She runs away to find Troy and find answer to her questions.


Selma: [menacing] Is this a sham marriage?

Troy: Sure baby, is that a problemo?


Selma: You _married_ me just to help you carreer?

Troy: You make it sound so sordid










http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000093/bio

IMDb

The Internet Movie Database

Biography for

Brad Pitt

Date of Birth

18 December 1963, Shawnee, Oklahoma, USA

Birth Name

William Bradley Pitt










http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,84572,00.html


FOX NEWS.com


U.S. & World


NEWS ARCHIVE


FOXNEWS.COM HOME > WORLD > NATIONAL

Timeline: The Laci Peterson Case

Monday, July 12, 2004


Events in the murder case of Laci Peterson:

Dec. 24, 2002: Laci Peterson, 8 months pregnant, is reported missing from her Modesto, Calif. home by husband, Scott Peterson. He says he came home from a fishing trip to Berkeley Marina and his wife was nowhere to be found.

Dec. 28: Authorities search water near Berkeley Marina for first time.

Dec. 31: Modesto police shift their focus in case to foul play. "We have not ruled out other possibilities," homicide detective Jon Buehler says.

Jan. 3, 2003: Modesto police ask public for help verifying whereabouts of Scott Peterson in days before Christmas. In Berkeley, police spend hours combing waters near marina.

Jan. 14: Authorities and friends expand search to Southern California.

Jan. 17: Laci Peterson's family and friends hold news conference to demand Scott Peterson tell authorities everything he knows about the case.

Jan. 18: As suspicion of Scott Peterson grows, authorities investigate his whereabouts in connection with the disappearance of a San Luis Obispo woman in 1996, when Scott and Laci Peterson lived there. Authorities later determine he had nothing to do with the second missing woman.

Jan. 19: Scott Peterson brings search for missing wife to Los Angeles, where he and his family distribute fliers to volunteers at a hotel.

Jan. 23: Laci Peterson's family says Scott Peterson told authorities he had been involved with another woman.

Jan. 24: Amber Frey, a massage therapist from Fresno, comes forward and confirms she had a romantic relationship with Scott Peterson.

Jan. 28: In a televised interview, Scott Peterson admits he had a relationship with Frey and says he told his wife about it. "It wasn't anything that would break us apart," he says.

Feb. 5: Laci Peterson's family steps up their criticism of Scott Peterson, saying he sold his pregnant wife's car and considered selling the couple's house.

Feb. 10: Laci Peterson's expected due date.

Feb. 17: Scott Peterson's mother, Jackie, tells The Associated Press her family believes kidnappers abducted Laci Peterson with intentions of holding her captive until she delivered the baby.

Feb. 18: Authorities issue a search warrant for the Petersons' home in Modesto, where they remove possible evidence and take measurements.

March 6: Modesto police officially declare the case a homicide.

March 12: Authorities search San Francisco Bay again.

April 14: The body of a woman and a male fetus that washed ashore in Richmond, Calif., are found.










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Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks


- Hello.|"- Hey", "Rach", "it's me."
Okay, I just got to Chandler's room,|and I caught him...
...molesting himself.
That couldn't have been pretty.
But you know, guys do that.
Well, the weird part is...
...he was getting off...|to a shark-attack show!
- No!|- Yes! Chandler watches shark porn!
- While watching sharks?|- Yeah.
Are you sure that's what|he was doing?
You know how many times|I've seen him jump up like that?
Believe me, I know what he was doing.
Man! Sharks!
I always knew there was something|weird about that dude.










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Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks


How can you not remember me?
What?
How could you not remember|that we slept together?
- What? When?|- I don't know!
I really, really think|I would remember sleeping with you.
Come on, come on.|Search your brain, all right? It was...
...a certain amount of time ago.|I was here. You were here.
We had sex here, here, here...
Not there.
- Anything?|- No, it's not ringing any bells.
My God, woman!
How many people have you been with|not to remember this?
Hey, Hayley.|We really gotta fix that doorknob.
Joey?
I slept with you!
And you obviously remember me!|Hey, I still got it!
So we're good.
I'll let myself out.










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Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks


And I said, "Okay, Vikram...
...you can't just call|every time you get lonely.
You gave up that right|when you slept with Rachel."
Rachel? I thought she just|had a baby with Ross.
Yeah, well...
Yeah.
But Emma's birth certificate|might say "Geller"...
...but her eyes say "Mukherjee."
That is so wrong.|And on top of that, he's a glue sniffer?
I know. But he calls,|and my heart goes to him.
You know, that bastard is one|smooth-talking freelance kite designer.