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Pete Sessions
Peter Anderson Sessions (born March 22, 1955) is a politician from the state of Texas. He is a Republican, and currently represents the 32nd congressional district in the U.S. House of Representatives. He is the current Chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee
Sessions was born in Waco, Texas, where he grew up. His father is William S. Sessions, the former director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
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Memorable quotes for
A Fish Called Wanda (1988)
Otto West: Look, you obviously don't know anything about intelligence work, lady. It's an X-K-Red-27 technique.
Wendy: My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsinjin, and I know perfectly well that you don't keep the general public informed when you are "debriefing KGB defectors in a safe house."
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Futurama > Season 1 > Love's Labours Lost in Space > Quotes > Page 2
Futurama "Love's Labours Lost in Space" Quotes (Page 2)
Amy: This is Bolt Rolands. Bolt is a hyper-sled racer with 10 wins on the pro-circuit.
Bolt: Hello, beautiful!
Bender: I think she means 10 wins on the gay circuit.
Bolt: I wish! Those cats can really fly.
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[3F15] A Fish Called Selma
Original Airdate in N.A.: 24-Mar-96
TV: "Movie For A Rained-Out Ballgame" now returns to Dyan Cannon, Troy McClure, and the Muppets in the 1977 film: "The Muppets Go Medieval".
Troy: Oh Princess Fair, wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?
Piggy: Oh, Sir Lies-A-Lot, I will!
[they kiss each other]
Troy: [purrs]
Kermit: [in armor, wielding a sword] Unhand the swine, you swain! Come, Piggy. back to Hamelot.
Piggy: Heck no, frog. Me and Iron Pants are just getting acquinted.
Troy and Kermit duel, but as Kermit grunts at the effort, it's quite obvious that Troy doesn't even bother to move his sword.
Our favorite family is wathing this movie on TV.
Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs] So to answer your question I don't know.
Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure. Mmm, back in the '70s he was quite a teen heartthrob.
Homer: Yeah, who'd have thought he'd turn out to be such a weirdo?
Marge: What are you talking about?
Homer: You know, his bizarre personal life. Those weird things they say he does down at the aquarium. Why I heard...
Marge: Oh, Homer, that's just an urban legend. People don't do that type of thing with _fish_!
Troy McClure's a perfect gentleman, like Bing Crosby or JFK.
-- Now who's being naive, Marge?, "A Fish Called Selma"
Marge concludes: "I wonder where Troy is now."
Answering her question, we get to follow a DeLorean bearing a "Follow me to Springfield Aquarium!" bumper sticker. Of course, the driver is Troy McClure, and he seems to have vision problems, as he knocks almost every parked car he can find. "Hey, these cars are all over the road!" he blames, just before a siren is heard from behind. He parks,
and Chief Wiggum comes out of a police car.
Wiggum: All right, Captain Rush-Rush, out of the car!
[Troy slams the DeLorean's door in his face]
Ow, I'm seeing stars here!
Troy: No, just one! Hi, I'm Troy McClure; you may remember me from such films as "The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed", and "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall".
Wiggum doesn't remember Troy from such films.
Wiggum: License please?
[Troy hands his license]
Says here you need corrective lenses. Put those glasses on, Mister.
Troy: You wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses? It'd be a crime against nature!
[groans, then puts his glasses on, which are powerful magnifiers]
Wiggum: [surprised] Gaa! Well, they do kinda make you look like a nerd... Tell you what, just go down to the DMV tomorrow, try to pass that eye test. I'll tear up this ticket but I'm uh... still gonna have to ask you for a bribe.
