Friday, October 24, 2014
"The Man Who Never Was"
http://www.tv.com/shows/the-simpsons/fat-man-and-little-boy-317562/trivia/
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The Simpsons Season 16 Episode 5
Fat Man and Little Boy
Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 12, 2004 on FOX
Quotes
Marge: We're big fans, Mr. Gladwell.
Homer: Yeah, nothing makes parents happier than when an eccentric, single man takes an interest in their child.
From 4/21/1926 ( my biological paternal grandmother Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II ) To 9/7/1966 ( premiere US TV series "The Man Who Never Was" ) is 14749 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/21/2006 is 14749 days
From 1/25/1965 ( premiere US TV movie "The Stately Ghosts of England" ) To 6/13/2005 is 14749 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/21/2006 is 14749 days
From 1/17/1991 ( the date of record of my United States Navy Medal of Honor as Kerry Wayne Burgess chief warrant officer United States Marine Corps circa 1991 ) To 3/21/2006 is 5542 days
5542 = 2771 + 2771
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 6/4/1973 ( the United States patent granted for the automatic teller machine ) is 2771 days
From 1/17/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the Persian Gulf War begins as scheduled severe criminal activity against the United States of America ) To 3/21/2006 is 5542 days
5542 = 2771 + 2771
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 6/4/1973 ( the United States patent granted for the automatic teller machine ) is 2771 days
From 7/26/1945 ( premiere US film "The Apache Indian" ) To 12/12/1985 ( the Arrow Airlines flight 1285 crash ) is 14749 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/21/2006 is 14749 days
From 5/1/1962 ( premiere US film "Geronimo" ) To 9/17/2002 ( premiere US TV miniseries episode "Big Deals: The Good, the Bad & the Ugly"::"Microsoft" ) is 14749 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/21/2006 is 14749 days
From 6/11/1954 ( premiere US film "Princess of the Nile" ) To 10/28/1994 ( premiere US film "Stargate" ) is 14749 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/21/2006 is 14749 days
From 3/16/1991 ( my first successful major test of my ultraspace matter transportation device as Kerry Wayne Burgess the successful Ph.D. graduate Columbia South Carolina ) To 3/21/2006 is 5484 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 11/7/1980 ( Steve McQueen dead ) is 5484 days
From 10/28/1950 ( premiere US TV series "The Jack Benny Program" ) To 3/16/1991 ( my first successful major test of my ultraspace matter transportation device as Kerry Wayne Burgess the successful Ph.D. graduate Columbia South Carolina ) is 14749 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/21/2006 is 14749 days
From 12/16/1947 ( Ben Cross ) To 3/21/2006 is 21280 days
21280 = 10640 + 10640
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 12/20/1994 ( in Bosnia as Kerry Wayne Burgess the United States Marine Corps captain this day is my United States Navy Cross medal date of record ) is 10640 days
From 9/25/1981 ( premiere US film "Chariots of Fire" & premiere US film "Southern Comfort" ) To 3/21/2006 is 8943 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 4/28/1990 ( premiere US TV series episode "Columbo"::"Uneasy Lies the Crown" ) is 8943 days
From 5/9/1941 ( premiere US film "The Great American Broadcast" ) To 9/25/1981 ( premiere US film "Chariots of Fire" & premiere US film "Southern Comfort" ) is 14749 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/21/2006 is 14749 days
From 7/7/1995 ( the landing of the United States space shuttle Atlantis orbiter vehicle mission STS-71 includes my biological brother US Navy Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan the spacecraft and mission commander and me Kerry Wayne Burgess the United States Marine Corps officer and pilot astronaut ) To 3/21/2006 is 3910 days
3910 = 1955 + 1955
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/11/1971 ( premiere US film "THX 1138" ) is 1955 days
From 7/7/1995 ( premiere US film "First Knight" ) To 3/21/2006 is 3910 days
3910 = 1955 + 1955
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/11/1971 ( premiere US film "THX 1138" ) is 1955 days
From 9/22/1976 ( premiere US TV series "Charlie's Angels" ) To 3/21/2006 is 10772 days
10772 = 5386 + 5386
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 8/1/1980 ( premiere US film "The Final Countdown" ) is 5386 days
From 3/2/1949 ( Gates McFadden ) To 7/19/1989 ( Bill Gates-Microsoft-George Bush kills 111 passengers and crew of United Airlines Flight 232 and destroys the United Airlines Flight 232 aircraft because I was a passenger of United Airlines Flight 232 as United States Navy Petty Officer Second Class Kerry Wayne Burgess and I was assigned to maintain custody of a non-violent offender military prisoner of the United States ) is 14749 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/21/2006 is 14749 days
From 4/9/1986 ( --- ) To 3/21/2006 is 7286 days
7286 = 3643 + 3643
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 10/24/1975 ( premiere US film "Posse from Heaven" ) is 3643 days
From 11/18/1996 ( premiere US film "Star Trek: First Contact" ) To 3/21/2006 is 3410 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/5/1975 ( Jolene Blalock ) is 3410 days
From 5/10/1961 ( premiere US film "The Big Show" ) To 9/26/2001 ( premiere US TV series "Star Trek: Enterprise"::series premiere episode "Broken Bow" ) is 14749 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/21/2006 is 14749 days
From 12/6/1953 ( premiere US TV series episode "You Are There"::"Pearl Harbor (December 7, 1941)" ) To 3/21/2006 is 19098 days
19098 = 9549 + 9549
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 12/25/1991 ( as United States Marine Corps chief warrant officer Kerry Wayne Burgess I was prisoner of war in Croatia ) is 9549 days
From 12/6/1953 ( premiere US film "Private Eyes" ) To 3/21/2006 is 19098 days
19098 = 9549 + 9549
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 12/25/1991 ( as United States Marine Corps chief warrant officer Kerry Wayne Burgess I was prisoner of war in Croatia ) is 9549 days
From 5/20/1950 ( the first observance of Armed Forces Day in the United States ) To 3/21/2006 is 20394 days
20394 = 10197 + 10197
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 10/3/1993 ( the Battle of Mogadishu Somalia begins ) is 10197 days
From 12/24/1950 ( premiere US film "The Flying Missile" ) To 5/12/1991 ( I was the winning race driver at the Monaco Grand Prix ) is 14749 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/21/2006 is 14749 days
From 4/18/1988 ( the United States Navy Operation Praying Mantis - my biological brother US Navy Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan and I US Navy FC2 Kerry Wayne Burgess are both at the same time onboard the United States Navy warship USS Wainwright CG 28 when it evaded a Harpoon anti-ship missile from hostile Iran-Bill Gates-Microsoft-George Bush-Axis of Evil-Soviet Union-Communist forces but 2 United States Marine Corps aviators launched from USS Wainwright CG 28 killed this day ) To 3/21/2006 is 6546 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 10/5/1983 ( premiere US TV series "Whiz Kids"::series premiere episode "Programmed for Murder" ) is 6546 days
From 6/21/1950 ( premiere US film "Federal Man" ) To 3/21/2006 is 20362 days
20362 = 10181 + 10181
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 9/17/1993 ( premiere US film "Striking Distance" ) is 10181 days
From 2/27/1998 ( premiere US film "Dark City" ) To 3/21/2006 is 2944 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 11/24/1973 ( premiere US TV series episode "Star Trek"::"The Time Trap" ) is 2944 days
From 1/11/1940 ( premiere US film "The Man Who Wouldn't Talk" ) To 3/21/2006 is 24176 days
24176 = 12088 + 12088
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 12/7/1998 ( my first day working at Microsoft Corporation as the known official Chief Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and the active duty United States Marine Corps lieutenant colonel circa 1998 ) is 12088 days
From 9/2/1952 ( Dr C Walton Lillehei and Dr F John Lewis perform the first successful open heart surgery operation ) To 1/19/1993 ( in Asheville North Carolina as Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess I was seriously wounded by gunfire when I returned fatal gunfire to a fugitive from United States federal justice who was another criminal sent by Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal in another attempt to kill me the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) is 14749 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/21/2006 is 14749 days
From 2/27/1948 ( premiere US film "To the Ends of the Earth" ) To 7/15/1988 ( premiere US film "Die Hard" ) is 14749 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/21/2006 is 14749 days
From 12/25/1971 ( George Walker Bush the purveyor of illegal drugs strictly for his personal profit including the trafficking of massive amounts of cocaine into the United States confined to federal prison in Mexico for illegally smuggling narcotics in Mexico ) To 3/21/2006 is 12505 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 1/28/2000 ( premiere US film "How to Smoke Pot" ) is 12505 days
From 10/28/1955 ( Microsoft Bill Gates the transvestite and 100% female gender as born and the Soviet Union prostitute and the cowardly International Terrorist violently against the United States of America actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the USA and United Nations chartered allies ) To 3/15/1996 ( premiere US TV series "Aliens in the Family" ) is 14749 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/21/2006 is 14749 days
From 10/28/1955 ( Microsoft Bill Gates the transvestite and 100% female gender as born and the Soviet Union prostitute and the cowardly International Terrorist violently against the United States of America actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the USA and United Nations chartered allies ) To 3/15/1996 ( premiere US film "Executive Decision" ) is 14749 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/21/2006 is 14749 days
From 9/14/2002 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - at Overlake hospital in Bellevue Washington State the announced birth of Phoebe Gates the daughter of Melinda Gates and Microsoft Bill Gates the transvestite and Microsoft Bill Gates the 100% female gender as born and Microsoft Bill Gates the Soviet Union prostitute ) To 3/21/2006 is 1284 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 5/9/1969 ( premiere US film "Death of a Gunfighter" ) is 1284 days
From 8/3/1998 ( Tom Clancy "Rainbow Six" ) To 3/21/2006 is 2787 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 6/20/1973 ( premiere US film "One Little Indian" ) is 2787 days
http://www.metro.co.uk/tech/858637-twitters-5th-birthday-five-years-since-jack-dorsey-sent-the-first-tweet
METRO
By Tom Phillips - 21st March, 2011
Twitter's 5th birthday: five years since Jack Dorsey sent the first tweet
Twitter is celebrating its fifth birthday - it's five years to the day since co-founder Jack Dorsey sent the first ever tweet on the fledgling social networking service, telling fellow founders Evan Williams and Biz Stone that he was 'just setting up my twttr'.
Dorsey's first tweet, sent at 8:50pm on March 21 2006, was quickly followed by tweets from co-founders Stone and Williams - who both posted exactly the same message.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12805216
BBC
21 March 2011 Last updated at 12:55
Twitter celebrates its fifth birthday
By Maggie Shiels
Technology reporter, BBC News, Silicon Valley
The first Tweet, Twitter The first Tweet underlined the social nature of the fledgling service Continue reading the main story
Five short years since it started, Twitter has become part of the fabric of society for tens of millions of users who regularly tweet about their lives and experiences in no more than 140 characters.
And it all started on 21 March 21, 2006 with the brief and banal tweet sent by co-founder Jack Dorsey simply saying "inviting coworkers".
For the last 10 days, Mr Dorsey has been ploughing through his archives to re-send some of the tweets he first sent out.
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2013-11-07/business/sns-rt-us-twitter-ipo-timeline-20131107_1_dick-costolo-twitter-ceo-co-founder-jack-dorsey
Chicago Tribune
Twitter: From side project to sociocultural sensation
November 07, 2013 Alexei Oreskovic Reuters
(Reuters) - Twitter Inc, the 140-character messaging service favored by everyone from the Pope to U.S. President Barack Obama, began as a side-project but rapidly morphed into one of the most powerful social and cultural media forces of our time.
In its market debut on Thursday, Twitter soared as much as 92 percent as investors snapped up shares in the microblogging site in a frenzy that recalled the days of the dot-com bubble.
Here are some milestones in Twitter's growth:
March 21, 2006: Co-founder Jack Dorsey sends the first tweet: "just setting up my twttr."
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/tech/news/story/2012-03-21/twitter-birthday/53684356/1
USA TODAY
First public tweet sent six years ago today
By Robin Wauters, The Next Web
Updated 3/21/2012 11:46 AM
On the March 21, 2006, Jack Dorsey sent the first public tweet into the world ("just setting up my twttr"). Can you believe that was six years ago today?
Dorsey was evidently one of the key people in the early days of Twitter, and today he still serves as the company's executive chairman and product lead, combining the job with his role as CEO of Square (another company he co-founded).
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0414544/releaseinfo
IMDb
The Stately Ghosts of England (1965 TV Movie)
Release Info
USA 25 January 1965
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Simpsons/Season_16
Wikiquote
The Simpsons/Season 16
Fat Man and Little Boy
(Bart has written "Adults suck, then you are one" on his T-shirt)
Marge: Bart! Someone wrote something cynical on your shirt. Let me wash it off.
Bart: Leave me alone. This expresses my rage at the machine.
Marge: Well I like t-shirts with a nice joke, like "Support our troops".
http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=the-simpsons&episode=s16e05
Springfield! Springfield!
The Simpsons
Fat Man and Little Boy
Lis, I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
If you're feeling depressed, do what I do and write something-- a novel, a play.
Or I could write something that's not gay.
Bart, someone wrote something cynical on your shirt.
Let me wash it off.
Leave me alone.
This expresses my rage at the machine.
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Simpsons/Season_16
Wikiquote
The Simpsons/Season 16
Fat Man and Little Boy
Homer: You give my son what he deserves, or I will knock you on your delightfully offbeat ass!
Goose Gladwell: Ho-ho, I must warn you sir, I was a Green Beret in Vietnam. The things I saw are what made me CRAAAAAAZZZYYY!
- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 07:11 AM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Friday 24 October 2014
