Saturday, November 12, 2011

The joke's on them this time.




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Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche


Honey, thank God you're home.|I was getting worried.
I picked up the divorce papers.
I've already signed everything.|I put little X's where you need to sign.
Little X's. Great!|That makes up for everything.
You know, you've done|a lot of stupid stuff too, okay?
Name one stupid thing that is|as stupid as this one.
How about you flew to London|to stop my wedding?
You told me you loved me|after I was married.
Wait, that was different. I did those|things because I was in love with you.
Right.
You're right. That's very different.
So let's just sign the papers.
What?
Nothing.
Okay, can we just sign, please?
Congratulations.
Okay, wait, Ross. Wait a minute.
I kind of have a little confession.
What?
Well, you know,|this whole marriage thing.
Kind of my idea.
Excuse me?










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Memorable quotes for

"Star Trek: The Next Generation"

All Good Things... (1994)


Capt. Picard: [Q gave Picard the chance to ask ten yes/no questions] Is it part of a Romulan plot? A ploy to start a war?

Q: No and no.

[crowd jeers]

Q: *Five* down!

Capt. Picard: That's only four.

Q: 'Is it a Romulan plot? Is it a ploy to start a war?' Those are *separate* questions.

Capt. Picard: Did you create the anomaly?

Q: No, no, no,

[laughing]

Q: you're going to be so surprised when you realize where it came from...

Q: if you ever figure it out.










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Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas


Coffee.
What?
Are we gonna talk about|what you guys did last night?
What do you mean "last night"?|Nothing happened last night.
Ross invited us all to watch.
We weren't gonna miss|our friends marrying.
Who got married?
You did.
What?
- Hello. We didn't get married.|- No, we didn't. That's ridi...
Wait, wait, wait.|I remember being in a chapel.
They would not let us get married|when we were that drunk.
They let you get married.
Most people who marry|in Vegas are drunk.










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Star Trek Generations


Gentlemen. Something new|from Frocas Three.
What?
This beverage has produced|an emotional response.
- What are you feeling?|- I am uncertain.
I've had little experience with emotion|and can't articulate the sensation.










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Star Trek: First Contact


:28:01
- This, Deena...
- Deanna.

:28:05
This... is the good stuff.

:28:09
Dr Cochrane...

:28:12
To the Phoenix...
May she rest in peace.

:28:24
Okay, that wasn't so good.

:28:29
- We have to tell him the truth.
- Then the time line...

:28:35
This is no time to argue about time.
We don't have the time.

:28:44
- What was I saying?
- You're drunk.

:28:49
He wouldn't even talk to me
unless I had a drink with him.

:28:54
It took three shots of tequila
just to find out his name.










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Star Trek: Generations (1994)

USA 17 November 1994 (Hollywood, California) (premiere)










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Memorable quotes for

"Star Trek: The Next Generation"

All Good Things... (1994)


Capt. Picard: I sincerely hope that this is the last time that I find myself here.

Q: You just don't get it, do you, Jean-Luc? The trial never ends. We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind and your horizons. And for one brief moment, you did.

Capt. Picard: When I realized the paradox.

Q: Exactly. For that one fraction of a second, you were open to options you had never considered. *That* is the exploration that awaits you. Not mapping stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence.










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"Star Trek: The Next Generation"

All Good Things... (1994)


[last line of the series]

Capt. Picard: So, five-card stud, nothing wild. And the sky's the limit.