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Season 5, Episode 21
The One with the Ball
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Thursday May 6, 1999
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Rachel: You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. It's not sweet. It's not cute. I even dragged that string along the ground and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. And I know this sounds crazy, but I swear every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying Rachel!
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Season 5, Episode 21
The One with the Ball
Air Date
Thursday May 6, 1999
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Monica: What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!
Rachel: Well, I was gonna let you play with it.
From 1/19/1993 ( in Asheville North Carolina as Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess I was seriously wounded by gunfire when I returned fatal gunfire to a fugitive from United States federal justice who was another criminal sent by Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal in another attempt to murder me the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 5/6/1999 ( premiere US TV series episode "Friends"::"The One with the Ball" ) is 2298 days
2298 = 1149 + 1149
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 12/25/1968 ( my biological brother United States Navy Commander Thomas Reagan was United States Apollo 8 spacecraft United States Navy astronaut in orbit of the planet Earth's moon ) is 1149 days
From 10/15/1992 ( premiere US TV series episode "The Simpsons"::"Lisa the Beauty Queen" ) To 5/6/1999 ( premiere US TV series episode "Friends"::"The One with the Ball" ) is 2394 days
2394 = 1197 + 1197
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 2/11/1969 ( Jennifer Aniston ) is 1197 days
From 11/20/1947 ( the wedding ceremony of my biological paternal grandparents Princess Elizabeth and Philip the Duke of Edinburgh ) To 5/6/1999 ( premiere US TV series episode "Friends"::"The One with the Ball" )(Thursday) is 18795 days
18795 = 1 + 9397 + 9397
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 7/26/1991 ( premiere US film "Mobsters" ) is 9397 days
From 11/20/1947 ( the wedding ceremony of my biological paternal grandparents Princess Elizabeth and Philip the Duke of Edinburgh ) To 5/6/1999 ( premiere US TV series episode "Friends"::"The One with the Ball" )(Thursday) is 18795 days
18795 = 1 + 9397 + 9397
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 7/26/1991 ( premiere US film "V.I. Warshawski" ) is 9397 days
From 8/11/1948 ( premiere US film "Pitfall" ) To 5/6/1999 ( premiere US TV series episode "Friends"::"The One with the Ball" ) is 18530 days
18530 = 9265 + 9265
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/16/1991 ( date hijacked from me:my first successful major test of my hyperspace matter transportation device as Kerry Wayne Burgess the successful Ph.D. graduate Columbia South Carolina ) is 9265 days
From 5/4/1954 ( premiere US film "Prisoner of War" ) To 5/6/1999 ( premiere US TV series episode "Friends"::"The One with the Ball" ) is 16438 days
16438 = 8219 + 8219
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 5/4/1988 ( Microsoft Bill Gates causes the PEPCON disaster in Henderson Nevada ) is 8219 days
From 12/25/1991 ( as United States Marine Corps Warrant Officer Kerry Wayne Burgess I was prisoner of war in Croatia ) To 5/6/1999 ( premiere US TV series episode "Friends"::"The One with the Ball" ) is 2689 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/14/1973 ( premiere US film "Tom Sawyer" ) is 2689 days
From 5/17/1995 ( premiere US TV series episode "Sliders"::"Luck of the Draw" ) To 5/6/1999 ( premiere US TV series episode "Friends"::"The One with the Ball" ) is 1450 days
1450 = 725 + 725
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 10/28/1967 ( Julia Roberts ) is 725 days
From 12/4/1951 ( Patricia Wettig ) To 5/6/1999 ( premiere US TV series episode "Friends"::"The One with the Ball" ) is 17320 days
17320 = 8660 + 8660
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 7/19/1989 ( Bill Gates-Microsoft-George Bush murders 111 passengers and crew of United Airlines Flight 232 and destroys the United Airlines Flight 232 aircraft because I was a passenger of United Airlines Flight 232 as United States Navy Petty Officer Second Class Kerry Wayne Burgess and I was assigned to maintain custody of a military prisoner of the United States ) is 8660 days
From 5/14/1995 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - premiere US TV miniseries "The Langoliers" ) To 5/6/1999 ( premiere US TV series episode "Friends"::"The One with the Ball" ) is 1453 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 10/25/1969 ( premiere US TV series episode "Green Acres"::"You and Your Big Shrunken Head" ) is 1453 days
From 6/27/1994 ( United States Navy Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan the pilot and plane crash survivor along with me Kerry Wayne Burgess - circa 1990 also known for official duty as Wayne Newman the Chief Deputy United States Marshal and the active duty commissioned officer of the United States Marine Corps - and the other Lockheed L-1011 aircraft passengers and crew murdered in a scheduled terrorism-sabotage attack by Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-Corbis-NASA-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal by causing the external mounted Orbital Sciences Pegasus space satellite booster rocket to explode under our aircraft ) To 5/6/1999 ( premiere US TV series episode "Friends"::"The One with the Ball" ) is 1774 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 9/11/1970 ( premiere US film "Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?" ) is 1774 days
From 2/18/1991 ( the Bill Gates-Microsoft-Nazi-George Bush attack against the US Navy warship USS Princeton CG 59 as another attempt to murder Thomas Reagan the US Navy SEAL and me Kerry Wayne Burgess circa 1990 also known for official duty as Wayne Newman and as Matthew Kline the United States Marine Corps Warrant Officer as we both served the US Navy presence in the Persian Gulf again at the same time ) To 5/6/1999 ( premiere US TV series episode "Friends"::"The One with the Ball" )(Thursday) is 2999 days
2999 = 1 + 1499 + 1499
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 12/10/1969 ( premiere US film "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" ) is 1499 days
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"Friends" (1994)
Season 5, Episode 21: The One with the Ball
Original Air Date—6 May 1999
Gary wants to ask Phoebe to move in with him. Phoebe is freaked because it's so soon and asks Chandler to make him afraid of commitment so Gary won't ask her. Joey and Ross throw a ball back and forth without dropping it for hours. Rachel buys a very expensive naked cat. Monica joins the boys in their ball throwing game. Rachel's cat isn't as cute as Rachel thought it would be but the store won't take it back. Phoebe agrees to move on with Gary. Rachel sells the cat for $1,500 to poor Gunther. . Phoebe breaks up with Gary because he shot a bird. Monica, Chandler, Joey and Ross have been throwing the ball all night when Phoebe drops the ball.
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Luck of the Draw (1995)
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Luck of the Draw (#1.9)
Jerry O'Connell ... Quinn Mallory
Release Date: 17 May 1995 (USA)
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Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Doesn't sound as crazy|as paying $1000 for a cat.
You paid $1000 for a cat|when you owe me $300?
Well, I was gonna let you|play with it.
Did you talk to Gary|about moving in?
I think you should do it.
He's a great guy and he loves you|a lot. You are a very lucky lady.
You are useless!
Freaking out about commitment|is the one thing you can do...
...and you can't even do that right!
Sorry. If he asked me,|I'd move in with him.
Get out of here, good-for-nothing.
Hey, Chandler.
Hey, Gar.
Hey, sweetie.
Can I talk to you for a second?
You look pretty today.
Thanks. Okay.
Here's the thing.
I really want this relationship|to move forward.
If you're not moving forward,|you're moving backwards.
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Lisa the Beauty Queen (1992)
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"The Simpsons"
Lisa the Beauty Queen (1992)
Homer: Hey, nobody's prettier than my little girl.
Marge: You're looking at her through a father's eyes.
Homer: Well if I could gouge out somebody else's eyes and shove them into my sockets, I would, but to me she's beautiful.
Marge: That is so sweet.
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Pretty Woman
I guess this is not the greatest time to be a hooker, is it ?
Look, I use condoms always. I get checked out once a month at the free clinic.
Not only am I better in the sack than an amateur, I am probably safer.
I like that. That's very good.
Should have that printed on your business card.
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The Langoliers [ RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 ]
“Does anyone have the slightest idea of what’s going on here?” Laurel almost pleaded. “I’m supposed to be starting my first real vacation in ten years tomorrow, and now this happens.”
Albert happened to be looking directly at Miss Stevenson as she spoke. As she dropped the line about this being her first real vacation in ten years, he saw her eyes suddenly shift to the right and blink rapidly three or four times, as if a particle of dust had landed in one of them. An idea so strong it was a certainty rose in his mind: the lady was lying. For some reason, the lady was lying. He looked at her more closely and saw nothing really remarkable — a woman with a species of fading prettiness, a woman falling rapidly out of her twenties and toward middle age (and to Albert, thirty was definitely where middle age began), a woman who would soon become colorless and invisible. But she had color now; her cheeks flamed with it. He didn’t know what the lie meant, but he could see that it had momentarily refreshed her prettiness and made her nearly beautiful.
There’s a lady who should lie more often, Albert thought. Then, before he or anyone else could reply to her, Brian’s voice came from the overhead speakers.
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain.”
“Captain my ass,” Crew-Neck snarled.
“Shut up!” Gaffney exclaimed from across the aisle.
Crew-Neck looked at him, startled, and subsided.
“As you undoubtedly know, we have an extremely odd situation on our hands here,” Brian continued. “You don’t need me to explain it; you only have to look around yourselves to understand.”
“I don’t understand anything,” Albert muttered.
“I know a few other things, as well. They won’t exactly make your day, I’m afraid, but since we’re in this together, I want to be as frank as I possibly can. I have no cockpit-to-ground communication. And about five minutes ago we should have been able to see the lights of Denver clearly from the airplane. We couldn’t. The only conclusion I’m willing to draw right now is that somebody down there forgot to pay the electricity bill. And until we know a little more, I think that’s the only conclusion any of us should draw.”
He paused. Laurel was holding Dinah’s hand. Albert produced a low, awed whistle. Robert Jenkins, the mystery writer, was staring dreamily into space with his hands resting on his thighs.
“All of that is the bad news,” Brian went on. “The good news is this: the plane is undamaged, we have plenty of fuel, and I’m qualified to fly this make and model. Also to land it. I think we’ll all agree that landing safely is our first priority. There isn’t a thing we can do until we accomplish that, and I want you to rest assured that it will be done.”
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Dr. Jermey Stone: How long have you been off your meds?
Lisa Stone: Oh! The great Dr. Stone lays down the law. Nations tremble and nubile graduate students spread their legs.
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The Langoliers [ RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 ]
Laurel felt a sudden and absolutely absurd desire to reach out and touch Nick’s hair.
What’s the matter with you? This little girl is probably dying, and you’re wondering what his hair feels like! Quit it! How stupid can you be?
Well, let’s see... Stupid enough to have been flying across the country to meet a man I first contacted through the personals column of a so-called friendship magazine. Stupid enough to have been planning to sleep with him if he turned out to be reasonably presentable... and if he didn’t have bad breath, of course.
Oh, quit it! Quit it, Laurel!
Yes, the other voice in her mind agreed. You’re absolutely right, it’s crazy to be thinking things like that at a time like this, and I will quit it... but I wonder what young Dr Hopewell would be like in bed? I wonder if he would be gentle or Laurel shivered and wondered if this was the way your average nervous breakdown started.
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United Airlines Flight 232
United Airlines Flight 232 was a scheduled flight from Stapleton International Airport in Denver, Colorado, to O'Hare International Airport in Chicago, with continuing service to Philadelphia International Airport. On July 19, 1989, the DC-10 (Registration N1819U) operating the route crash-landed in Sioux City, Iowa, after suffering catastrophic failure of its tail-mounted engine, which led to the loss of all flight controls. 111 people died in the accident
The crew guided the crippled jet to Sioux Gateway Airport and lined it up for landing on one of the runways. However, without flight controls, they were unable to slow down for landing, and were forced to attempt landing at much too high a speed and rate of descent. On touchdown, the aircraft broke apart, caught fire, and rolled over. The largest section came to rest in a cornfield next to the runway.
On final descent, the aircraft was going 240 knots and sinking at 1,850 feet per minute, while a safe landing would require 140 knots and 300 feet per minute. Fitch needed a seat for landing; Dvorak offered up his own, as it could be moved to a position behind the throttles. Dvorak sat in the cockpit's jumpseat for landing. Unfortunately, right before touchdown, the aircraft began a downward phugoid and veered right. The flight crew had no time to react. The tip of the right wing hit the runway first, spilling fuel, which ignited immediately. The tail section broke off from the force of the impact, and the rest of the aircraft bounced several times, shedding the landing gear and engine nacelles and breaking the fuselage into several main pieces. On the final impact the right wing was sheared off and the main part of the aircraft skidded sideways, rolled over on to its back, and slid to a stop upside-down in a corn field to the right of Runway 22. Witnesses reported that the aircraft cartwheeled, but the investigation did not confirm this. News reports that the aircraft cartwheeled were due to misinterpretation of the video of the crash that showed the flaming right wing tumbling end-over-end and the intact left wing, still attached to the fuselage, rolling up and over as the fuselage flipped over.
Of the 296 people on board, 111 died in the crash. Most were killed by injuries sustained in the multiple impacts, but 35 people in the middle fuselage section directly above the fuel tanks died from smoke inhalation in the post-crash fire.
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Episode number: 1x1
Airdate: Sunday May 14th, 1995
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The Lockheed L-1011 TriStar, commonly referred to as the L-1011 (pronounced "ell-ten-eleven") or TriStar, is a medium-to-long range, widebody passenger trijet airliner. It was the third widebody airliner to enter commercial operations, following the Boeing 747 and the McDonnell Douglas DC-10. Between 1968 and 1984, Lockheed manufactured a total of 250 TriStars.
In the early 1990s, Orbital Sciences began to use a converted L-1011-100 named Stargazer to launch Pegasus rockets into orbit around Earth. This venture effectively rendered the small Scout rocket obsolete. This aircraft was also used in support of the X-34 and X-43 programs. NASA performed aerodynamic research on Orbital Science's L-1011 in 1995.
The airliner used on the ABC television series Lost is a dismantled L-1011 formerly belonging to Eastern Airlines and later Delta Air Lines.
The aircraft featured in The Langoliers TV series is an L-1011.
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"Green Acres"
You and Your Big Shrunken Head (1969)
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You and Your Big Shrunken Head (#5.5)
Eddie Albert ... Oliver Wendell Douglas
Release Date: 25 October 1969 (USA)
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Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Hey, you guys. Is Monica here?
I bought something.|I'm not sure she'll like it.
It may seem crazy, but I've wanted|this since I was a little girl.
You bought Shaun Cassidy!
No. I wish!
Okay, you ready?
Check it out.
What is it?
What the hell is that?
It's a cat.
That is not a cat!
Yes, it is!
Why is it inside out?
Excuse me!
But this is a purebred,|show-quality sphinx cat.
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Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
I give up. I don't know what|I'm gonna do with this thing.
Baking it didn't help?
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Flight # Launch Date Vehicle Payload Result
6 June 27, 1994 Pegasus XL STEP-1 Failure
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Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? (1970)
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USA 10 December 1969 (New York City, New York)
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Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
I like waking up with you.
I like waking up with you too.
Oh, it's such a beautiful morning.
I could stay here all day.
That would be great.
- We could have breakfast in bed.|- Wait, just a second.
Oh, no.
All right. Come on, Monica!|Look alive. Come on!
Oh, good. You're all up.
It's six o'clock in the morning.|Why aren't you at Gary's?
Oh, yeah. That's over.
Gary's such a great guy.|You can work it out.
- He shot a bird.|- That is over.
- I'm sorry.|- That's terrible.
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Sunday, May 03, 1998
The day Southern Nevada shook
Just before noon on May 4, 1988, the PEPCON plant in the southeast Las Vegas Valley exploded, taking with it two lives.
The area was transformed into a mess of smoke, shrapnel, and marshmallow from the nearby Kidd & Co. factory.
Residents trembled. Children cried.
Ten years later, life is different at ground zero.
PEPCON was never rebuilt at the site and now operates in Iron County, Utah. One company official says he can even see a few silver linings in the tragedy.
And industry casts a much smaller shadow on Henderson as the city continues to be one of the faster-growing in the nation.
But the blast still rattles in many memories, especially those of the people who worked at the plant and the others who assisted in emergency services.
One dock worker who watched his place of employment disappear in a flash says the impact was more than physical.
"Everybody's life took a turn within a matter of seconds."
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Monica (Courteney Cox) interrupts Joey and Ross' (Matt LeBlanc, David Schwimmer) friendly game of catch; Gary (guest star Michael Rapaport) asks Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) to move in with him.
Original Air Date: May 06, 1999
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Joey (Matt LeBlanc) lands his first lead role and finds his movie crew in a bind; Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) gets an eye infection. With Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow.
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The gang surprises Joey by joining him in Las Vegas on a film shoot; a winning streak leads Chandler to press his luck with a proposition.
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The gang surprises Joey by joining him in Las Vegas on a film shoot; a winning streak leads Chandler to press his luck with a proposition.
Original Air Date: May 20, 1999
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The Langoliers [ RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 ]
“We’re waiting, Craig,” the president of his own banking institution said. Craig felt momentary surprise — Mr Parker hadn’t been scheduled to attend this meeting — and then the feeling was overwhelmed by happiness.
“No procedures at all!” he screamed joyfully into their shocked faces. “I just bought and bought and bought! I followed No... PROCEDURES... AT ALL!”
He was about to go on, to elaborate on this theme, to really expound on it, when a sound stopped him. This sound was not miles away; this sound was close, very close, perhaps in the boardroom itself.
A whickering chopping sound, like dry hungry teeth.
Suddenly Craig felt a deep need to tear some paper — any paper would do. He reached for the legal pad in front of his place at the table, but the pad was gone. So was the table. So were the bankers. So was Boston.
“Where am I?” he asked in a small, perplexed voice, and looked around. Suddenly he realized... and suddenly he saw them.
The langoliers had come.
They had come for him.
Craig Toomy began to scream.
19
Brian could see them, but could not understand what it was he was seeing. In some strange way they seemed to defy seeing, and he sensed his frantic, overstressed mind trying to change the incoming information, to make the shapes which had begun to appear at the east end of Runway 21 into something it could understand.
At first there were only two shapes, one black, one a dark tomato red.
Are they balls? his mind asked doubtfully. Could they be balls?
Something actually seemed to click in the center of his head and they were balls, sort of like beachballs, but balls which rippled and contracted and then expanded again, as if he was seeing them through a heat-haze. They came bowling out of the high dead grass at the end of Runway 21, leaving cut swaths of blackness behind them. They were somehow cutting the grass
No, his mind reluctantly denied. They are not just cutting the grass, and you know it. They are cutting a lot more than the grass.
What they left behind were narrow lines of perfect blackness. And now, as they raced playfully down the white concrete at the end of the runway, they were still leaving narrow dark tracks behind. They glistened like tar.
No, his mind reluctantly denied. Not tar. You know what that blackness is. It’s nothing. Nothing at all. They are eating a lot more than the surface of the runway.
There was something malignantly joyful about their behavior. They crisscrossed each other’s paths, leaving a wavery black X on the outer taxiway. They bounced high in the air, did an exuberant, crisscrossing maneuver, and then raced straight for the plane.
As they did, Brian screamed and Nick screamed beside him. Faces lurked below the surfaces of the racing balls — monstrous, alien faces. They shimmered and twitched and wavered like faces made of glowing swamp-gas. The eyes were only rudimentary indentations, but the mouths were huge: semicircular caves lined with gnashing, blurring teeth.
They ate as they came, rolling up narrow strips of the world.
A Texaco fuel truck was parked on the outer taxiway. The langoliers pounced upon it, high-speed teeth whirring and crunching and bulging out of their blurred bodies. They went through it without pause. One of them burrowed a path directly through the rear tires, and for a moment, before the tires collapsed, Brian could see the shape it had cut — a shape like a cartoon mouse-hole in a cartoon baseboard.
The other leaped high, disappeared for a moment behind the Texaco truck’s boxy tank, and then blasted straight through, leaving a metal-ringed hole from which av-gas sprayed in a dull amber flood. They struck the ground, bounced as if on springs, crisscrossed again, and raced on toward the airplane. Reality peeled away in narrow strips beneath them, peeled away wherever and whatever they touched, and as they neared, Brian realized that they were unzipping more than the world — they were opening all the depths of forever.
They reached the edge of the tarmac and paused. They jittered uncertainly in place for a moment, looking like the bouncing balls that hopped over the words in old movie-house sing-alongs.
Then they turned and zipped off in a new direction.
Zipped off in the direction of Craig Toomy who stood watching them and screaming into the white day.
With a huge effort, Brian snapped the paralysis which held him. He elbowed Nick, who was still frozen below him. “Come on!” Nick didn’t move and Brian drove his elbow back harder this time, connecting solidly with Nick’s forehead. “Come on, I said! Move your ass! We’re getting out of here!”
Now more black and red balls were appearing at the edge of the airport. They bounced, danced, circled... and then raced toward them.
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You can’t get away from them, his father had said, because of their legs. Their fast little legs.
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Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
It's six o'clock in the morning.|Why aren't you at Gary's?
Oh, yeah. That's over.
Gary's such a great guy.|You can work it out.
- He shot a bird.|- That is over.
- I'm sorry.|- That's terrible.
Are you okay?
I'll be all right.
Here, Pheebs.
I don't feel like playing.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It didn't happen.|No one needs to know.
She's not an official ball player.
Only official ball players|can drop the ball.
- Come on.|- Let's go.
You wanna get breakfast?
Okay, let's race!
First one there wins.
You guys wanna eat here?
That was great, huh?
Can you believe how long we did it?
It is amazing it lasted that long.
My arm is killing me.
No, I meant with|the dropper over here.
How did I get this|reputation as a dropper?
I am anything but a dropper.
Ross!
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Lisa the Beauty Queen (1992)
Lawyer: Principal Skinner, "The Happiest Place on Earth" is a registered Disneyland copyright.
Principal Skinner: Oh now, gentlemen, it's just a small school carnival.
Lawyer: And it's heading for a great big lawsuit. You made a big mistake, Skinner.
Principal Skinner: Well, so did you. You got an ex-Green Beret mad.
[he finger-thrusts the first goon in the Adam's Apple, then kicks the lawyer in the chest; they both go down groaning; as the second goon runs away, Skinner picks up the lawyer's briefcase and flings it into the air; in the distance, it knocks down the goon]
Principal Skinner: Copyright expired.
