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Friends (1994) | TV Series [ The One With Joey's Fridge ]
I cannot believe you guys!
He was really nice, and he just left because of you!
Yeah, but "Sebastian"? What is that, a cat's name?
You know what I noticed, Rachel? He scares easy.
Is that the kind of guy you wanna take to a ball?
"Hey, Sebastian, would you like to dance?"
"Okay. I gotta go."
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Friends (1994) | TV Series [ The One With Joey's Fridge ]
I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than: "Spring break, wahoo!"
Come on, she's taking my class.
-And slept with the professor. -I'm gonna call her.
You guys, I want you to meet Sebastian.
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Friends (1994) | TV Series [ The One With Joey's Fridge ]
So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?
-Not really. Why? -No reason.
I know a single guy who does care about other people.
Are you funny?
-Excuse me? -What are you guys doing?
Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
From 12/30/1964 ( Sophie Ward ) To 4/10/1968 ( Scott Paetty ) is 1197 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 2/11/1969 ( Jennifer Aniston ) is 1197 days
From 3/9/1948 ( premiere US film "Fort Apache" ) To 4/10/1968 ( Scott Paetty ) is 7337 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 12/4/1985 ( premiere United Kingdom film "Back to the Future" & premiere US film "The Jewel of the Nile" & premiere US film "Young Sherlock Holmes" ) is 7337 days
From 5/10/1940 ( premiere US film "Edison, the Man" ) To 4/10/1968 ( Scott Paetty ) is 10197 days
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From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 10/9/1968 ( premiere US TV series epiosode "The Beverly Hillbillies"::"War of the Roses" ) is 1072 days
From 6/27/1948 ( premiere US film "Jinx Money" ) To 4/10/1968 ( Scott Paetty ) is 7227 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 8/16/1985 ( premiere US film "Volunteers" & premiere US film "The Return of the Living Dead" ) is 7227 days
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Scott Paetty
Date of Birth
10 April 1968
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Sophie Ward
Date of Birth
30 December 1964, London, England, UK
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Young Sherlock Holmes (1985)
Country Date
USA 4 December 1985
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Young Sherlock Holmes (1985)
Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes, jealous? My dear, that word does not enter my vocabulary.
Elizabeth Hardy: Neither does punctuality.
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Edison, the Man (1940)
Country Date
USA 10 May 1940
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I cannot believe you guys!
He was really nice, and he just left because of you!
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Jinx Money (1948)
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USA 27 June 1948
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The Friends of Eddie Coyle (1973)
Country Date
USA 26 June 1973 (New York City, New York)
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The Friends of Eddie Coyle (1973)
After his last crime has him looking at a long prison sentence for repeat offenses, a low level Boston gangster decides to snitch on his friends to avoid jail time.
Robert Mitchum ... Eddie 'Fingers' Coyle
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I cannot believe you guys!
He was really nice, and he just left because of you!
Yeah, but "Sebastian"? What is that, a cat's name?
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The Time Machine
Will you answer me one question,
honestly?
Yes, I'll try.
Why this preoccupation with time?
Why not?
Don't go simple on me.
The truth is, I don't much care
for the time I was born into.
People aren't dying fast enough.
They call upon science...
...to invent new, more efficient
weapons to depopulate the Earth.
And I agree with you.
I agree, but here we are
and we have to make the best of it.
You may have to. I don't.
All right. Take your journey
on your contraption.
What would you become?
A Greek? A Roman?
- A pharaoh?
- I prefer the future.
You're not seriously saying
you can do it?
You saw the experiment, didn't you?
I saw a toy machine vanish.
I'm sure there are any number of ways
of doing that trick.
Any magician could probably do it.
It wasn't a trick!
- Want to see the full-scale model?
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Friends (1994) | TV Series [ The One With Joey's Fridge ]
Then you chase away the one guy I actually liked.
No offense to you guys. Really, congratulations on...
all the cash.
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The Time Machine
It's traveling through time.
To the future, to be exact.
You expect us to believe that?
Certainly.
- You said it hadn't really moved.
- That's correct.
Then why can't we see it?
Because we're in this room
on December ...
...but the model is perhaps
a hundred years away by now.
This house
may not be here in years.
But the time machine occupies
the same space...
...as before its journey.
If it's occupying the same space,
why can't I feel it?
The space you're putting your
hand through is today's space.
You can't put your hand
into tomorrow's space.
Space doesn't change!
The same space that's here
now should be here forever.
No, Philip, time changes space!
This flat ground could've been
at the bottom of the sea long ago.
A million years from now, it could be
the interior of a huge mountain.
If all this is true, what do you
expect to do with such a contraption?
Contraption?
I intend taking a journey
into the future.
Or perhaps the doctor
would volunteer to go?
Well, look here, George...
...suppose you do go off
to the th century...
- ... how will you get back?
- That's a risk I'm ready to take.
Now, look here, George.
I don't know what you think,
but we're not fools!
We're practical businessmen.
What I want to ask you is this:
Even if you had invented
a time machine, what of it?
What's its use? Who'd buy it?
How much would it cost?
Have you thought of the
commercial possibilities?
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Friends (1994) | TV Series [ The One With Joey's Fridge ]
Then you chase away the one guy I actually liked.
No offense to you guys. Really, congratulations on...
all the cash.
And you really do have very soft hair.
But I'd much rather go to the ball by myself than go through any more of this.
Goodbye.
Now, do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?
Papaya extract.
Thank you.
So have a great time down there.
-I will. -Yeah.
-Did you pack that bathing suit? -Yeah.
It was pretty funny when I hid it for a while.
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Fort Apache (1948)
Country Date
USA 9 March 1948
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Fort Apache (1948)
John Wayne ... Capt. Kirby York
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Friends (1994) | TV Series [ The One With Joey's Fridge ]
So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?
-Not really. Why? -No reason.
I know a single guy who does care about other people.
Are you funny?
-Excuse me? -What are you guys doing?
Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
I just wanted to have coffee with Rachel.
Well, so do a lot of people.
-Actually, I gotta get going. -But you..
-Give me a call sometime. -You didn't give me your phone number.
Okay, see you later.
Turns out he is kind of funny.
