She was over at my apartment in Taylors South Carolina and I went out to Pizza Hut for a pizza to bring back home and I walked up the stairs to the living room where she was sitting on the sofa and I said "Honey, I'm home." That might be the time we were watching "RoboCop 2" on videotape but I cannot recall for certain that detail.
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Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Honey, thank God you're home.|I was getting worried.
I picked up the divorce papers.
I've already signed everything.|I put little X's where you need to sign.
Little X's. Great!|That makes up for everything.
You know, you've done|a lot of stupid stuff too, okay?
Name one stupid thing that is|as stupid as this one.
How about you flew to London|to stop my wedding?
You told me you loved me|after I was married.
Wait, that was different. I did those|things because I was in love with you.
Right.
You're right. That's very different.
So let's just sign the papers.
What?
Nothing.
Okay, can we just sign, please?
Congratulations.
Okay, wait, Ross. Wait a minute.
I kind of have a little confession.
What?
Well, you know,|this whole marriage thing.
Kind of my idea.
Excuse me?
Remember how we were too drunk to|remember anything when we were married?
I didn't really wanna say anything,|but it just kept coming back to me.
We were in the casino, and you thought|it'd be funny to eat a lot of grapes.
And I thought it would be funnier|if we got married.
So, as a compromise, we decided|first to get married and then...
...to eat a lot of grapes.
Sorry I got us into this whole thing.
So then if you think about it...
...this is all your fault.
Yeah, don't push it, though.
I gotta say...
...I know I divorce a lot of women.
Never thought I'd be divorcing you.
I know.
I always thought if we got married,|that'd be the one that stuck.
And it wouldn't be a secret...
...and we wouldn't have our|wedding dinner at Pizza Hut.
Did I even treat?
No, it was on the house.|It was a newlywed special.
That may be the most depressing thing|I've heard.
